Way to go, Goobs...

[Wolfman]

Marvelous. I was glad that Cornell didn't have a GPS in my pick up truck when I worked there. Can't imagine anyone allowing this to happen.

[Bucmonkey]

According to a news release, Three Square Market will offer the technology to all employees during a “chip party” on Aug. 1. The program is optional.

[smackaholic]

Does seems very convenient, but not sure I would want it stuck in my hand. I suppose there is a fleshy enough spot there between the thumb and finger where it might not be noticeable. Wouldn't be surprised to see this in the military at some point. It would be quite handy.

[Goober McTuber]

Wisconsin's #1!

You're catching on, tubby.

[BSmack]

Does seems very convenient, but not sure I would want it stuck in my hand. I suppose there is a fleshy enough spot there between the thumb and finger where it might not be noticeable. Wouldn't be surprised to see this in the military at some point. It would be quite handy.

It would definitely make going AWOL a thing of the past.

[Goober McTuber]

Does seems very convenient, but not sure I would want it stuck in my hand. I suppose there is a fleshy enough spot there between the thumb and finger where it might not be noticeable. Wouldn't be surprised to see this in the military at some point. It would be quite handy.

It would definitely make going AWOL a thing of the past.

Well, yes, except for this part:

The company said there is no GPS tracking in the chips because the technology is similar to an office key card.

[Goober McTuber]

You are widely recognized as a fat fucking retard. No need to drive home the point.

[BSmack]

Does seems very convenient, but not sure I would want it stuck in my hand. I suppose there is a fleshy enough spot there between the thumb and finger where it might not be noticeable. Wouldn't be surprised to see this in the military at some point. It would be quite handy.

It would definitely make going AWOL a thing of the past.

Well, yes, except for this part:

The company said there is no GPS tracking in the chips because the technology is similar to an office key card.

I'm sure if the military implemented something like that they could obviously make room for GPS technology. You seriously think that this is a static development and that it can't be augmented?

[Goober McTuber]

I'm sure the military could do just that. And I'm absolutely certain that an enemy would shortly have full knowledge of the technology. Which would make tracking troop movements a piece of cake.

[Goober McTuber]

You are widely recognized as a fat fucking retard. No need to drive home the point.

Somebody must have eaten a little too much sensitive!

Absolutely hilarious that you accuse anyone of eating too much.

[Goober McTuber]

And now we're back to square one with tubby's obsessions.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

You guys should just hook up, show each other your cocks, then call it a day and go for chicken and waffles.
Just spare us all this bizarre courtship. Hell, come to Canada and get gay-married if you're so compelled...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Joe in PB]

What's next, rectum implanted chips so the chip party Eunuchs will know when they're getting screwed by their employers and the government?

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[Goober McTuber]

[Goober McTuber]

Nice work with the ubb code, dumbass.

[Goober McTuber]

You've really outdone yourself with this thread, tubster.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Goober McTuber]

Marty, you wouldn't know epic smack if it was dropping its balls in your mouth.

[Goober McTuber]

Marty, you wouldn't know epic smack if it was dropping its balls in your mouth.

And there you go again... Balls. Gay. You never change.

It's a meme, you fat fucking retard.

[Screw_Michigan]

Wisconsin's #1!

You're catching on, tubby.

Congratulations....I guess.

[Screw_Michigan]

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