This is very confusing....

[Derron]

Now of course this is pretty much normal in the communist republic of Portland but there are several questions that need to be answered ??

First off..who fucks who to get pregnant ??

Does the short hair butch fuck the dude with the beard who really has a pussy but calls itself a dude ??

Does the short hair butch watch while some stud inseminates the woman with the beard ?

Is the short hair butch a dude with a dick or a woman with a snatch ??

Explain please.

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-north ... th_to.html

[Bucmonkey]

Just prepare for the North Korean invasion and save whatever grey matter you have left or ever had...

[kcdave]

Nothing confusing here. A woman had a baby.
It's been happening every day for a while now.

[BSmack]

I leave questions like that for moving sale.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I knew Derron was pretty dumb but I at least pegged him as a guy who understood how the birds and the bees worked...

[Mikey]

Who knew that reproduction could be so complicated?

[Derron]

I knew Derron was pretty dumb but I at least pegged him as a guy who understood how the birds and the bees worked...

You bang any chicks with a beard ??

[Softball Bat]

Sorry that I can't offer much analysis at this point, Derron.
Maybe later.

I lost my train of thought because I couldn't stop LOLing at the first line of the story.



Trystan Reese and his partner Biff...

[smackaholic]

I knew Derron was pretty dumb but I at least pegged him as a guy who understood how the birds and the bees worked...

You bang any chicks with a beard ??

I had a Cuban GF that grew a mustache nearly as good as mine at 22. Had a pretty damn nice bush. I suspect she hasn't aged well though.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I knew Derron was pretty dumb but I at least pegged him as a guy who understood how the birds and the bees worked...

You bang any chicks with a beard ??

No, but the mechanics of that situation aren't any more difficult to grasp. A penis still enters a vagina. I can provide illustrations if necessary.

[Derron]

A penis still enters a vagina. I can provide illustrations if necessary.

Bet that would just make your fucking day if someone took you up on that.

[Derron]

I'm not saying the baby-daddy-mommy-daddy news article merits any notice on this board. But if it does, it should be in the thread entitled "A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread." Just sayin.

Well yeah. Because the huge volume of traffic on here we need to make sure we conserve bandwidth.

[ChargerMike]

So what kind of genitalia is this offspring sporting?

[Left Seater]

Who cares, when gender is a choice.

[Derron]

Yeah, if you don't like the dick you were born with, just skin it back and make a snatch out of it, or so that is how it goes I guess.

The wife worked at OHSU years ago, which was a teaching institution, and sex change operations were still experimental. Going from dude to woman was easier, going from woman to dude ran into problems with their manufactured dicks that had a tendency to get infected, turn black (sup Moving Sale ??) and have to be lopped off.

Pretty sure there is a YouTube on this, but damned if I will look it up.

[BSmack]

I don't think even moving sale would google "rotting black dick."

[Jay in Phoenix]

I don't think even moving sale would google "rotting black dick."

Perhaps, but it is a lock he would Google "knobbing black dick."

[Derron]

I don't think even moving sale would google "rotting black dick."

Since he has went to the "orange cock" blasts, he has left the "you suck black cock" pretty much behind. Wonder what his next variation on it will be ??

[Mikey]

Oregon has definitely overtaken California as the epicenter of flaky PC dingbats.

Lynch elementary schools will lose the 'Lynch' due to racial implications

http://www.oregonlive.com/education/ind ... _will.html

[Dinsdale]

Oregon has definitely overtaken California as the epicenter of flaky PC dingbats.

Lynch elementary schools will lose the 'Lynch' due to racial implications

http://www.oregonlive.com/education/ind ... _will.html

But Oregon hasn't taken over from California as the epicenter of glass dicks.

[Mikey]

No, we still have that going for us.

[Goober McTuber]

I just saw this:

Alt Left Tubbo