I'm going to move to Sac town and start killing people.

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Dummy - where's your reading comprehension? . They're getting paid NOT to kill people. Now doesn't that make a lot more sense?

I guess maybe you would need to prove that you WOULD kill people if you don't get paid, so there's that. I'm not sure how you prove that you didn't kill anybody. Maybe they make you sign an affidavit every month when you pick up your check.

Or...maybe it's a way to get gang members to self-identify.
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Mikey wrote:Dummy - where's your reading comprehension? . They're getting paid NOT to kill people. Now doesn't that make a lot more sense?

I guess maybe you would need to prove that you WOULD kill people if you don't get paid, so there's that. I'm not sure how you prove that you didn't kill anybody. Maybe they make you sign an affidavit every month when you pick up your check.

Or...maybe it's a way to get gang members to self-identify.
Or maybe your entire state is run by weapons grade stupid people.

This is right up there with zuckerberg's pay everyone to sit on ass idea.


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smackaholic wrote:

Or maybe your entire state is run by weapons grade stupid people.

This is right up there with zuckerberg's pay everyone to sit on ass idea.
While you may be right it's more likely that you're confusing the city government of Sacramento with the California state government. These, believe it or not, are two completely separate entities. I know you're supposed to be some kind of genius when it comes to civics, but I wouldn't put this past you. You see, Sacramento is pretty much a huge shithole in the Central Valley whose only useful purpose is to host the legislature and a whole bunch of gang members. Nobody in their right mind, if given a choice, would live their year round.

Also, Mark Zuckerberg doesn't run California. Silicon Valley, maybe, but not California.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:Dummy - where's your reading comprehension? . They're getting paid NOT to kill people. Now doesn't that make a lot more sense?

I guess maybe you would need to prove that you WOULD kill people if you don't get paid, so there's that. I'm not sure how you prove that you didn't kill anybody. Maybe they make you sign an affidavit every month when you pick up your check.

Or...maybe it's a way to get gang members to self-identify.
Christ, Mikey. I KNOW that's what they're saying. I'm just saying that I'm going to SAY that I'm going to kill people so I can cash in. Fuck, dude. Old folking much?
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Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:Dummy - where's your reading comprehension? . They're getting paid NOT to kill people. Now doesn't that make a lot more sense?

I guess maybe you would need to prove that you WOULD kill people if you don't get paid, so there's that. I'm not sure how you prove that you didn't kill anybody. Maybe they make you sign an affidavit every month when you pick up your check.

Or...maybe it's a way to get gang members to self-identify.
Christ, Mikey. I KNOW that's what they're saying. I'm just saying that I'm going to SAY that I'm going to kill people so I can cash in.
That might work. Except first you have to SAY you're going to kill people, and then you have to agree NOT to kill people.

Fuck, dude. Old folking much?
Hell...that's about all I do anymore.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:Dummy - where's your reading comprehension? . They're getting paid NOT to kill people. Now doesn't that make a lot more sense?

I guess maybe you would need to prove that you WOULD kill people if you don't get paid, so there's that. I'm not sure how you prove that you didn't kill anybody. Maybe they make you sign an affidavit every month when you pick up your check.

Or...maybe it's a way to get gang members to self-identify.
Christ, Mikey. I KNOW that's what they're saying. I'm just saying that I'm going to SAY that I'm going to kill people so I can cash in. Fuck, dude. Old folking much?
You should kill people. Start with yourself.
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