Shlomo, were you aware...

[Mikey]

...your homeboys are a bunch of crooks?


Raids in New Jersey town target ultra-Orthodox Jews accused of welfare fraud. 'What is going on here?'

Better they should get it than the schwartzes, eh?

[Screw_Michigan]

I actually met one of Schlomo's peeps today. Hot woman. Great body, nice rack. Attractive. But she had the most obnoxious laugh. Total boner killer.

[BSmack]

Was she laughing at the sheer volume of Tom Hanks movies you've seen?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Sorry guys...just sleeping off a Rosh Hashanah bender...


Oy Gevalt...I should have quit after the 6th "Flaming Death Camp"...oh my aching yarmulke...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

My brother-in-law Murray getting down with some schvoogie...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

p.s. ~ if you need a personal injury lawyer, I'll hook you up with Murray

[Screw_Michigan]

Was she laughing at the sheer volume of Tom Hanks movies you've seen?

I bring up T.Hanksgiving later on.

[LTS TRN 2]

These charming folks have been the backbone and brains of organized crime in America as well as Europe since organized crime was invented...by them.


As far as the ultra-orthodox ones, these are the slimiest criminals on the planet.

https://www.commentarymagazine.com/arti ... -orthodox/

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I can get you wholesale pricing on cement shoes, Nick.

[LTS TRN 2]

Can you demo them for us?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

That does it...


...someone is going to be sleeping with the gefilte fish soon... :x

[LTS TRN 2]

Oy vey, when it comes to the gastronomic nightmare that is gefilte "fish" (no evidence of actual fish has ever been detected), the Ashkanazi people should file a class action suit and sue themselves for mental cruelty!

[mvscal]

...the gastronomic nightmare that is gefilte "fish"

It's not that bad, really. It's actually pretty good if prepared properly. They're just a type of fish quenelle.

[Rooster]

There's something very funny about Jews who call themselves Ashkanazis.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

There's something very funny about Jews who call themselves Ashkanazis.

We invented (and also retain full franchise and licensing deals on) our own suffering...

[LTS TRN 2]

...the gastronomic nightmare that is gefilte "fish"

It's not that bad, really. It's actually pretty good if prepared properly. They're just a type of fish quenelle.

Further evidence that the unspeakable fraud, babs, is in fact the same tired troll, bris-juice. I dare anyone of you to actually imbibe gefilte fish.


AAaagghh..this why I'm haunted by my mother, why my sister hates her, and why my father divorced her...



As for the term Ashkanazi, this is an accurate distinction within the slippery semantics of "Semitism." The Ashkanazi were converted from the Khazar in 730 ce, officially, and by 1000 ce or so were present in Eastern Europe and Germany. Their language, Yiddish, like African and Native American languages, is unwritten, and certainly not Semitic. The word "Jew" only came into parlance in the 18th century, and the Ashkanazi only learned Hebrew in the 20th century (not including the rabbinical use), as well as changing their names to Hebrew ones--Begin, Sharon, Shamir, Meir, Netanyahu--all made up out of whole cloth. And needless to say, no actual Hebrew would eat something as disgusting as gefilte fish.