The Juice is on the loose!!!!!
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The Juice is on the loose!!!!!
What's the over under on him getting into some sort of confrontation with the law?
I would like to think he's learned his lesson and fly under the radar, but he's already shown he's a little slow in that area.
I am going to go with April Fool's day '18.
I would like to think he's learned his lesson and fly under the radar, but he's already shown he's a little slow in that area.
I am going to go with April Fool's day '18.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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THE JUICE ON STAGE!
From the Las Vegas Review, February 18, 2018
LAS VEGAS, NV. The Caesar's Palace box office is afire trying to keep up with the sudden demand for tickets for Cirque du Soleil's new extravaganza production of Black Lives Matter! The first show of its kind with an all black cast, it is attracting crowds by the thousands. Cirque du Soleil's spokeswoman, Renee-Claude Menard, told the Las Vegas Review that the primary draw fueling the popularity of the show is without question the one-of-a-kind clown act performed by none other than the recently released OJ Simpson. "People haven't flocked to a circus act like this since PT Barnum introduced Tom Thumb to the public," Menard said. In a recent interview with the Review, Simpson told us that, "I've always wanted a white face. Now for ninety minutes each night, I have one. I couldn't be happier, and the cops are finally leaving me alone. Well, at least for ninety minutes." Among OJ's crowd pleasing stunts are his knife juggling routines, his gun-to-the-head suicide act, and his "I can't get this glove on my hand" pantomime sketch. And his morbid impression of a woman wearing a Columbian necktie has had fans rolling in the aisles. It seems the darling of the African American community has finally found his calling! Don't miss this show! There's no telling when the juiced up jackbooted badge monkeys will step in and close things down for good.
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He's a 70-something year old man. I don't think Pedro Guerrero is going to be coming around. I think he grows dark and probably within a year or two starts to develop some major health issues. Prison healthcare isn't exactly the best in the world.
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He is 70. I'm a bit surprised that he hasn't come down with whatever issues the NFL is monitoring in it's older retirees. I think he'll be holed up over on the other coast. Good place for him.
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What does it matter, at least it's free! :doh:BSmack wrote:Prison healthcare isn't exactly the best in the world.
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Allegedly he already has diabetes.BSmack wrote:I think he grows dark and probably within a year or two starts to develop some major health issues.
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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Pretty near every black dude over the age of 40 has diabetes.
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mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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If he keeps his head together for a while I think he might find his way back to Florida. He needs to find a place where the Goldman family can't come after his house.Wolfman wrote:He is 70. I'm a bit surprised that he hasn't come down with whatever issues the NFL is monitoring in it's older retirees. I think he'll be holed up over on the other coast. Good place for him.
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Seems like the Goldmans ought to be able to confiscate his NFL pension.
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mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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From Sports Illustrated article:
"Legal analysts say that none of Simpson’s pension income can be taken away to pay off the civil ruling against him. 'Pensions are bullet proof,' David Cook, an attorney who represents Ron Goldman’s father Fred, told Fox News. 'Absent divine intervention, they are nearly impossible to topple. This is frustrating.'”
"Legal analysts say that none of Simpson’s pension income can be taken away to pay off the civil ruling against him. 'Pensions are bullet proof,' David Cook, an attorney who represents Ron Goldman’s father Fred, told Fox News. 'Absent divine intervention, they are nearly impossible to topple. This is frustrating.'”
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Why would it be frustrating? According to Goldman this was never about the money.
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I see you working.BSmack wrote:If he keeps his head...Wolfman wrote:He is 70. I'm a bit surprised that he hasn't come down with whatever issues the NFL is monitoring in it's older retirees. I think he'll be holed up over on the other coast. Good place for him.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Sudden Sam wrote:
Please tell me you aren't defending OJ. Please.
Not at all. He should have been found guilty of obstructing justice 20+ years ago... since that was his crime. He then got railroaded in civil court. He then committed armed robbery, which he served plenty of time for.
Believe it or not, there was a reason the glove didn't fit -- because it wasn't his. Such ignorance on the subject. No evidence, no motive, no weapon.
Here's a start -- http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/book ... along.html
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Why? What did he ever do to them?Sudden Sam wrote:The Goldmans deserve to cripple that SOB any way possible.Moving Sale wrote:Why would it be frustrating? According to Goldman this was never about the money.
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Maybe not so fast? Word in today's Fort Myers News-Press is that OJ may be in the Naples area.
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I thought he was staying at the Mandalay Bay.
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