Screwey, put those Tom Hanks movies back on the shelf...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...because tomorrow, up here in Canada...it's CranksGiving!

[Goober McTuber]

Marty's bragging about a Canadian homosexual holiday? Shocking. He's undoubtedly CranksReceiving.

[Dr_Phibes]

As Cranksgiving comes in October rather than November, clearly we invented it.

[Screw_Michigan]

Jee....sus...Christ

[Softball Bat]

This past week was Thanksgiving in Korea.

No cranks to post.






https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuseok

[Dr_Phibes]

Looks like Cranksgiving at my family's. All the old gals who did the cooking are past it, so the young girls took over. Not a single dish with meat, just balsamic and veg, brussel sprouts and cheese. Brought a bag of whoppers for everyone last year in protest and got shit on.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Marty's bragging about a Canadian homosexual holiday? Shocking. He's undoubtedly CranksReceiving.

'Tis better to Cranksgive, than to Cranksreceive, my smooth junked octogenarian pervert fellow.

[BSmack]

Happy Thanksgiving to our neighbors to the north.

https://youtu.be/lf3mgmEdfwg

[Innocent Bystander]

This past week was Thanksgiving in Korea.

No cranks to post.






https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuseok

Those look like persimmons? What are the things next to it which look like apples but are not because they have a red core?

That watermelon looks delicious, but no way in hell should it be at the very end of the table like that. How do you keep the juice from spilling out? Watermelons are liquid sunshine, that whole placesetting should be a ruby mess.

[Softball Bat]

You're right.
Those are persimmons, Annie.

I believe those are apples, but they've been hollowed out and are stuffed with something.
Not sure what.

It's a wikipedia pic.

[BSmack]

You're right.
Those are persimmons, Annie.

I believe those are apples, but they've been hollowed out and are stuffed with something.
Not sure what.

It's a wikipedia pic.

Korean Thanksgiving is fake. Just a bunch of Wikipedia pictures taken in a studio somewhere in Hollywood for sheep to follow.

[Smackie Chan]

The yellow and white fruit in the middle forefront look like Korean melons. Pretty good eatin'.

[Softball Bat]

Yep, very good.

Generally speaking, Korean fruit is BETTER than American fruit.
No contest.


Not GMO.

[Screw_Michigan]

Just a bunch of Wikipedia pictures taken in a studio somewhere in Hollywood for sheep to follow.

Word up!

Sincerely,
200lio

[Dr_Phibes]

RACK the WKRP bit.

All in all, I'd say Cranksgiving is just Thanksgiving with a little bit more... ?

- healthcare?
- bags of milk?
- scoring?

[Screw_Michigan]

[Rooster]

Were any of those Tom Hanks movies a Harvey Weinstein production? Maybe LTS can chime in here and give us some inside information on how those Jews have developed a monopoly on sexual misconduct along with banking, Israel, the Trilateral Commission, et al.