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Honey-do lists

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How far are you guys into this weekend's honey do lists? Any big projects left, or are you finally getting a minute to put up your feet and relax?

Asking for a friend.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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I did my laundry. There was nobody in the laundry room hogging up the machine. I rule.
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BSmack wrote:I did my laundry. There was nobody in the laundry room hogging up the machine. I rule.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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BSmack wrote:I did my laundry. There was nobody in the laundry room hogging up the machine. I rule.
I did my laundry, too. There was, also, nobody hogging up the machines.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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My wife's list typically has one item on it.

"Honey, do me".
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:My wife's list typically has one item on it.

"Honey, do me".
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Papa Willie wrote:I guess it's a "honey dude list" in Screwy's case?
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kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:My wife's list typically has one item on it.

"Honey, do me".
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Like most of your posts, that makes little or no sense.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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There's an exception to every rule, numbnuts.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Like most of your posts, that makes little or no sense.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:There's an exception to every rule, numbnuts.
How does that make any sense relative to my post? Are you suffering from another semen overdose?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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You'll have to excuse Screwy who fell and hit his head as a young tard. He really wanted the Nic ScrewMe.

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Goober McTuber wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:There's an exception to every rule, numbnuts.
How does that make any sense relative to my post? Are you suffering from another semen overdose?
He doesn't think of it as "suffering."
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A more correct statement would be "we are suffering from another one of his jizz ODs.
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