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Ladies of T1B...

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About 4% of the members on a smack board such as this are female -- according to poptart analytics.
And of course there are female lurkers.

Fems...

Why do you come here and interact with men?
Men say the damnedest things.
Shouldn't you be speaking with other women?

Why do you read the vile, twisted and strange things the men post on this board?
Day after day, year after year?
:?:



We know why.

I know why.


Some males here "get your juices flowing."

I am sure of it.

It is biological, unavoidable.
Not shameful.


So who are they?

Or who is... he.

Which T1B male member are you thinking of when you are rolling with hubby?

Which T1B posts are running a circuit through your brain in those heated moments of passion?


Which man brings you back to this sordid den of iniquity every day?

Who is he?



We can talk.
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Is there a thread with photos? I am not aware of any T1B members that I would call attractive. I reserve the right to change my mind if presented with reasonable photographic evidence.
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MsCJ wrote:Is there a thread with photos? I am not aware of any T1B members that I would call attractive. I reserve the right to change my mind if presented with reasonable photographic evidence.
Yeah your instincts are probably spot-on.
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BSmack wrote:Yeah your instincts are probably spot-on.
Speak for yourself, Fat Little Fuck.

I'm an outrageously attractive middle aged dude, and don't give a shit about proving it to any skags who dye their hair purple (not that I haven't plowed a couple of them).
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Not to worry I've never found any man that says "skags" to be attractive either.
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Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:Yeah your instincts are probably spot-on.
Speak for yourself, Fat Little Fuck.

I'm an outrageously attractive middle aged dude, and don't give a shit about proving it to any skags who dye their hair purple (not that I haven't plowed a couple of them).
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. I'm sure you've made a good career out of finding women with self-esteem issues and weight issues.
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BSmack wrote:Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. I'm sure you've made a good career out of finding women with self-esteem issues and weight issues.
You say that like it's a bad thing.

And unrack your english comp teacher. He/she should be made to pay back every dime.
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The Dinsdale Paradigm

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Something tells me that threads and posts like these will move that % close to zero if not at it.
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Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:Yeah your instincts are probably spot-on.
Speak for yourself, Fat Little Fuck.

I'm an outrageously attractive middle aged dude, and don't give a shit about proving it to any skags who dye their hair purple (not that I haven't plowed a couple of them).
Haha, I was gonna say speak for yourself myself.
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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MsCJ wrote:Not to worry I've never found any man that says "skags" to be attractive either.
You might change your mind if he had ten inches hanging.
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Derron wrote:
MsCJ wrote:Not to worry I've never found any man that says "skags" to be attractive either.
You might change your mind if he had ten inches hanging.
Is that what turned your head, Dohron?

MsCJ, maybe I could share something from my beach collection. I'm kind of big-hearted that way. :mrgreen:
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:Yeah your instincts are probably spot-on.
Speak for yourself, Fat Little Fuck.

I'm an outrageously attractive middle aged dude, and don't give a shit about proving it to any skags who dye their hair purple (not that I haven't plowed a couple of them).
Haha, I was gonna say speak for yourself myself.
Keep in mind that your photo showed up here once, and was bad enough to drive at least one poster away from here for a time.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Post your pic again, Goober.

Maybe Scott will come back.






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Derron wrote:
MsCJ wrote:Not to worry I've never found any man that says "skags" to be attractive either.
You might change your mind if he had ten inches hanging.
You really are a despicable fuckstain.
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No new messages, I'll assume you're all talk.
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Moving Sale wrote:
Derron wrote:
MsCJ wrote:Not to worry I've never found any man that says "skags" to be attractive either.
You might change your mind if he had ten inches hanging.
You really are a despicable fuckstain.
What ?? No black cock reference ?? Your game is really falling...but none of you midgets every had 10 hanging so your frame of reference is really understandable.
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I'm just here to pass out cookies. S'all.
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Re: Ladies of T1B...

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MsCJ wrote:No new messages, I'll assume you're all talk.
What's this?

Has one of the "gentlemen" here been wooing you?
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The methodology is flawed until we figure out how AP affects the percentages.
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^^^^^^^^^^

I laffed.
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