Predict...

[Softball Bat]

How many trick-or-treaters (grifters[/Left Seater]) you will have.

It's Halloween here and I have had -----> ZERO goblins.

I predict ZERO.

ZERO fun size! Snickers purchased.




RACK me for not having to pass out food to ingrates!

S. Korea gets it.

[Screw_Michigan]

The community I live in has an HOA that passes out wrist bands to the kids from the neighborhood. We have had an issue in past years with kids from outside the gates, getting in to the neighborhood to take candy from families when their family didn't provide any candy to the kids from the neighborhood.

All told 53 wrist bands were handed out, kids 12 and under within the gates, so at most I will have 53 candy bars to hand out. I bought 55 Heath Bars


No wrist band, No candy

Good. Keep out the balck kids and the Hispanics.

Sincerely,
You know who

[Softball Bat]

Build!
The!
Wall!

[Left Seater]

Poor Screwy just can’t get anything correct. It isn’t race, it is socioeconomics.

As for our house I don’t think any candy will be handed out. I am flying a charter and don’t expect kids knocking on my door here at the KCI airport Marriott. My wife is in Colorado Springs and will be at a client dinner. The college student who stays at our house with the dogs when we travel is going to a party.

[Goober McTuber]

60-70.

[dcubed]

There are a lot of older retirees around us so we don't see very many kids at all. We'd be lucky to maybe see 20 kids all night.

That being said, we will be sitting in the driveway with a bonfire going having a few beers and enjoying the cooler evening anyway.

[Mikey]

None.

A steep uphill driveway that's about 200 feet from the street to our front door, and we're on the end of a street that has about 150 feet between driveways, which are all long and uphill.
Plus, no streetlights anywhere around. We used to get a visit from our neighbor's kids from down the street but they've aged out.
In our small downtown area all the merchants give out candy, which is cool.

We used to take the kids to my in laws' house which was in more of a flat residential neighborhood. Lots of kids there and no wristbands required.
For some reason, nobody cared. What a bunch of losers.
I'd hate to have to spend an extra $5.00 on Halloween candy so that a bunch of outsiders can steal it from the neighborhood kids.

[MsCJ]

200+

Pregame at 5:30, start at 6:30. 4 families will start from my house, total of 13 kids before it even starts.

In violation of Schmick's neighborhood of suck, we will have a family from outside our hood joining us, we have 3 kids older than 12 in the group, we will happily walk around chatting with our neighbors and the people that come to our neighborhood for the holiday. We will hand out candy to anyone that says "Trick or Treat". We will have fun and not sweat where the $30 in candy goes.

[Wolfman]

I'll venture a guess of around 45. We have a few families with young children that live within walking distance. I'm ready for twice that should it happen. Mrs.O loves this. She didn't have much during her childhood and truly enjoys the time.
I just realized I'm close to 6K posts. Time flies when you're having fun.

[Goober McTuber]

I just realized I'm close to 6K posts.

Slacker.

[Moving Sale]

0 trick or treaters
100's of drunken college kids

[BSmack]

One of the few things I miss about the old neighborhood that we were in until last year was Halloween and trick or treaters. If the weather was even close to decent I would sit out on the porch with a bucket of candy and hand them out to the kids. The neighbors would all be outside too so it was a good chance to catch up with them.

The place I live is on a busy road and there are no sidewalks on our side of the street. For some reason my wife bought 4 bags of candy. One would have been more than sufficient. I doubt we'll get more than three or four the whole night.

[Joe in PB]

I like to pass out candy for trick or treat, but get zero kids in my neighborhood which has a fairly high percentage of college students.

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[Derron]

None. The concertina wire and fence sends the proper message.

[Derron]

Poor Screwy just can’t get anything correct. It isn’t race, it is socioeconomics.

. The college student who stays at our house with the dogs when we travel is going to a party.

And that party is at your house. Log in to your camera system and join the fun.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

My wife is in Colorado Springs and will be at a client dinner.

You poor, stupid cuck. I'm sure your wife will be "consulting" clients all night long...maybe even "consulting" two clients at the same time...



Can we get a countdown clock on Seater's asphyxiated lard-ass being found behind the wheel of his running Range Rover in a sealed garage?

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Just had my 1st two, maybe 20-30 more.

Rack Python!

[Mikey]

Seater's asphyxiated lard-ass ?

Been watching Diners, Drive-ins and Dives again?

[Softball Bat]

RACK!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The community I live in has an HOA that passes out wrist bands to the kids from the neighborhood. We have had an issue in past years with kids from outside the gates, getting in to the neighborhood to take candy from families when their family didn't provide any candy to the kids from the neighborhood.

All told 53 wrist bands were handed out, kids 12 and under within the gates, so at most I will have 53 candy bars to hand out. I bought 55 Heath Bars


No wrist band, No candy

I'll bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

I'm on candy duty right now. Been a pretty steady stream. Once it gets down to about 10 candy bars I'm shutting it down so I can have the rest.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

All told 53 wrist bands were handed out, kids 12 and under within the gates, so at most I will have 53 candy bars to hand out. I bought 55 Heath Bars


No wrist band, No candy

I'll bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

I'm surprised he's not handing out "stern words of advice for young minds as to the cold, harsh reality of a bleak future" in lieu of treats.
You'd probably want to hang yourself after spending a day in THSCHMIX 1138's dystopian nightmare.

[Left Seater]

My wife is in Colorado Springs and will be at a client dinner.

You poor, stupid cuck. I'm sure your wife will be "consulting" clients all night long...maybe even "consulting" two clients at the same time...



Can we get a countdown clock on Seater's asphyxiated lard-ass being found behind the wheel of his running Range Rover in a sealed garage?

It is a suburban you details hating curler.

[Goober McTuber]

60-70.

More like 120-130.

[smackaholic]

In 16 years, I think we have had 3 or 4. Poorly lit street with houses spread out. A mile down the road is an older subdivision with postage stamp lots, aka "target rich environment" It is where our kids went and pretty much everyone's kids in our town go now.

[Dinsdale]

Zero.

But got a full bag of candy.

[Softball Bat]

Spooky happenings.








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[smackaholic]

I don't believe it, but soy sauce packets are pretty fukking funny.

[dcubed]

Had one 6 month old being pushed around by her teenage mother and her two friends in surprisingly unslutty costumes and one lady walking her Dog. She sat at the fire pit and chatted with us for about 15 minutes. So we met a new neighbor and have a whole bunch of mini snickers and 3 musketeers left over.

[dcubed]

My heater Loves to decorate and that makes her happy so we have had lots of spooky stuff all over. It is all ready getting moved out for the next set of plastic containers full of t-giving and Christmas shit. One entire fukking wall of my basement is lined with the tubs, about 80 of them.

I feel your pain. There are currently 45+ gravestones in my front yard that all have to be taken down today (after work). They are all screwed into wooden stakes that were driven into the hard as fuck ground around here. This doesn't include the skeletons, gargoyles, and various other Halloween related decorations. I REFUSE to put up any Christmas decoration until Dec 1st (or the closest weekend to it).

[Screw_Michigan]

Poor Screwy just can’t get anything correct. It isn’t race, it is socioeconomics.

I wasn't referring to you. I was referring to Schmick, though your take is just as bad. Have a little compassion for once in your life, Scrooge.

[Mikey]

They don't like soy sauce?

Try this next year.

[Sirfindafold]

fags.