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Rank the shitholes T1B posters live in
Alright, it's time for all of us to get on the record here.
We're all fliends (well, most of us) here, so we should feel comfortable sharing where we live.
So....post what shithole you reside in so we can rank them!
I'll start. Everyone knows where I live, the center of the free world (well not so much under Trump).
1. Screwball--The District
2. Mgo--Grand Rapids (my hometown)
3. Mikey--San Diego
4. Smackie--Fairfax County, VA
5. Diego---Seattle
6. Gobbles McTubesteak--Madison
7. Poptard--Seoul
8. Sudden Sam--somewhere in Alabammer
9. Left Shitter--DFW area
10. Spray--Macon, GA
11. Rumps--Houston
12. Duhhron--the part of OR where preppers and racists live
13. Dins--Porkland, home of the other white meat
14. YAFJO--Pussy (or Richmond, VA)
15. Wolftard--Ft Myers, FL
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HONORABLE MENTION: Whitey---IKYABWAI (KC, MO)
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MsCJ--"warm part" of Bay Area
We're all fliends (well, most of us) here, so we should feel comfortable sharing where we live.
So....post what shithole you reside in so we can rank them!
I'll start. Everyone knows where I live, the center of the free world (well not so much under Trump).
1. Screwball--The District
2. Mgo--Grand Rapids (my hometown)
3. Mikey--San Diego
4. Smackie--Fairfax County, VA
5. Diego---Seattle
6. Gobbles McTubesteak--Madison
7. Poptard--Seoul
8. Sudden Sam--somewhere in Alabammer
9. Left Shitter--DFW area
10. Spray--Macon, GA
11. Rumps--Houston
12. Duhhron--the part of OR where preppers and racists live
13. Dins--Porkland, home of the other white meat
14. YAFJO--Pussy (or Richmond, VA)
15. Wolftard--Ft Myers, FL
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HONORABLE MENTION: Whitey---IKYABWAI (KC, MO)
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MsCJ--"warm part" of Bay Area
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We don't have to rank them. Numerous publications consistently rank Madison among the best places to live. Game over.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Seoul is an international city and most would be interested in visiting.7. Poptard--Seoul
It's not a place where most (or all) of you would to live, however.
It is one of the most densely-populated cities in the world and it feels that way.
A man needs some elbow room.
You're not finding it in Seoul.
There are a lot of Korean beauties to be seen though.
You might be surprised.
Pleasantly.
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1. Rumps--Houston, it's a great place to be. Warm to hot and back to warm. Vibrant food and beer scene. Reasonable house values and great schools in the burbs.
2. Mikey--San Diego, weather, weather, weather.
3. Left Shitter--DFW area, all the same reasons as Houston only it's not Houston. It wishes it were but it gets a couple degrees extra hot in the summer and that is officially too hot.
4. Screwball--The District I love the district, so much going on, great public transportation, tons of outdoor festivals, great food.
5. Wolftard--Ft Myers, FL... it's Florida.
6. Smackie--Fairfax County, VA, mild weather just outside the district. Homes are expensive and traffic is a nightmare. Not bad if you're close to the Metro, otherwise a nightmare to get anywhere.
7. YAFJO--Pussy (or Richmond, VA) Cheaper houses than above with less traffic... and less of everything else.
8. Dins--Porkland, Great beer scene, the summer is too damn cold.
9. Diego---Seattle, same as Seattle only colder with more rain. Too many grey days.
10. Mgo--Grand Rapids (my hometown), the boring part of Michigan, OK if you like to be bored and want 4 seasons.
11. Sudden Sam--somewhere in Alabammer.... this could be good and this could be very bad, hard to know with this non-specific description. I know I won't be too cold but I have to worry that it could be little Macon or some bacckwards hillbilly hell where they think Italian food is "ethnic".
12. Gobbles McTubesteak--Madison, great beer scene, reasonable prices, good schools, way too fucking cold.
13 Whitey--KC, great BBQ, it's a real city with real city stuff but still affordable with good schools.... but fuck those temperature swings.
14. Spray--Macon, GA.... it's Macon, it's hell, but hey the weather is nice.
15. Poptard--Seoul, nope. Cool place to visit, horrible place to live. Everything is too small, Korean food is great for a weekend but by the 4th day I'd want to pull my tongue out.
16. Duhhron--the part of OR where preppers and racists live. My mom used to live in Klammath Falls, it's a big, big, no fucking way. Nothing to eat, nothing to do, with the exception of sitting around with rednecks planning to bomb the dams. No thank-you.
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Another weather pussy.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Why on earth would you not factor in weather? Perhaps you like being cold, congrats?
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I wear winter clothing when it's cold. I heat my house in the winter. My car has a heater. I'm seldom cold.MsCJ wrote:Why on earth would you not factor in weather? Perhaps you like being cold, congrats?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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What's winter? Hurricane Irma not withstanding, we call this area Paradise. Local joke, the "south" ends around Gainesville. I-7 5 is the worm hole here from the midwest. Biggest issue now is growth and traffic in the future, especially during tourist season.
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Huh?MsCJ wrote: 8. Dins--Porkland, Great beer scene, the summer is too damn cold.
It's 80's and 90's every day in the summer.
This last summer was way too fucking hot.
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I live in the warmer part of the bay area, my brother lives in Portland, seems like when I talk to him the weather is very similar. I think summers here are too cold also. Try to remember I put Houston on top, I like to be hot during the summer. Personal taste and all.Dinsdale wrote:Huh?MsCJ wrote: 8. Dins--Porkland, Great beer scene, the summer is too damn cold.
It's 80's and 90's every day in the summer.
This last summer was way too fucking hot.
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We have nice weather pretty much year round, though it did get up to around 106 a couple of weeks ago. But it's a dry heat.
Best time of the year, weather wise, is right about now.
Also the housing prices are pretty affordable.
That is, if you bought a house 15-20 years ago and re-financed when interest rates were below 4%. Otherwise, not so much.
Best time of the year, weather wise, is right about now.
Also the housing prices are pretty affordable.
That is, if you bought a house 15-20 years ago and re-financed when interest rates were below 4%. Otherwise, not so much.
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East Bay? Contra Costa County?MsCJ wrote:I live in the warmer part of the bay area, my brother lives in Portland, seems like when I talk to him the weather is very similar. I think summers here are too cold also. Try to remember I put Houston on top, I like to be hot during the summer. Personal taste and all.Dinsdale wrote:Huh?MsCJ wrote: 8. Dins--Porkland, Great beer scene, the summer is too damn cold.
It's 80's and 90's every day in the summer.
This last summer was way too fucking hot.
I grew up in Palo Alto and would love to move back there. If it was still 1970.
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Cordelia in Solano county on the edge of Napa county.
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Gobbles isn't attracted to attractive women. End of conversation.MsCJ wrote:Why on earth would you not factor in weather? Perhaps you like being cold, congrats?
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I work at the prison up there alot. Too many people. Too much traffic. Way too generic. Weather is fair to midland, but anyone who pimps Houston has a few cards missing from their deck so there is that.MsCJ wrote:Cordelia in Solano county on the edge of Napa county.
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I've been with more hot women in one month that you'll ever have in 3 lifetimes. Remember, we've seen your picture, and you are one flat out homely individual. Your personality is not any sort of offset, either.Screw_Michigan wrote:Gobbles isn't attracted to attractive women. End of conversation.MsCJ wrote:Why on earth would you not factor in weather? Perhaps you like being cold, congrats?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I don't think there's a prison anywhere near me. Generic, certainly. Stupid bedroom community filled with big (relatively) cheap newer ticky tack houses and good schools. No traffic here either, unless it's Friday night and then all the people going to Tahoe clogged the system.Moving Sale wrote:I work at the prison up there alot. Too many people. Too much traffic. Way too generic. Weather is fair to midland, but anyone who pimps Houston has a few cards missing from their deck so there is that.MsCJ wrote:Cordelia in Solano county on the edge of Napa county.
Houston is fantastic. Anyone who thinks it isn't either visited during the summer with no climate readiness or has never been there.
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Two of your top 3 are in Texas. Your opinion is highly suspect at best.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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So rank them your self.
I've been to nearly every place on the list, I have my reasons. Your reasons likely look different than mine.
I've been to nearly every place on the list, I have my reasons. Your reasons likely look different than mine.
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As you go inland you get warmer. I'm technically still bay area but I'm pretty close to the line that would be considered "inland". It's typically 20 degrees warmer during the day here than it is in the city. Afternoon temps are generally fine but nighttime is a bitter cold.
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So you live in Cordelia and you don't have traffic. :doh:
And you have no idea that there are two prisons within 10 miles of you.
Yeah you are really someone who knows about where to live and why.
And you have no idea that there are two prisons within 10 miles of you.
Yeah you are really someone who knows about where to live and why.
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The only prison I know of is in Vacaville, that's almost 20 miles from me. And no, there's no traffic in Cordelia (outside of the aforementioned Friday afternoon/evening). If you head up 80 towards Vacaville, which I'm guessing you do, there's sometimes traffic.Moving Sale wrote:So you live in Cordelia and you don't have traffic. :doh:
And you have no idea that there are two prisons within 10 miles of you.
Yeah you are really someone who knows about where to live and why.
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It's cold & wet here year round.
Don't move here.
Don't move here.
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schmick wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:I wear winter clothing when it's cold. I heat my house in the winter. My car has a heater. I'm seldom cold.MsCJ wrote:Why on earth would you not factor in weather? Perhaps you like being cold, congrats?
Fuck that shit, cold weather sucks.
Even birds are smart enough to get away from cold weather
Idiot. These are all good eats BTW.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Screwy can’t even get locations where we live correct. So how can he rank them?
Another swing and a miss by Screwey.
Another swing and a miss by Screwey.
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I've been to Houston a couple of times on business. My impression was that it's flat, crowded, it smells bad and the water tastes like petroleum.MsCJ wrote:I don't think there's a prison anywhere near me. Generic, certainly. Stupid bedroom community filled with big (relatively) cheap newer ticky tack houses and good schools. No traffic here either, unless it's Friday night and then all the people going to Tahoe clogged the system.Moving Sale wrote:I work at the prison up there alot. Too many people. Too much traffic. Way too generic. Weather is fair to midland, but anyone who pimps Houston has a few cards missing from their deck so there is that.MsCJ wrote:Cordelia in Solano county on the edge of Napa county.
Houston is fantastic. Anyone who thinks it isn't either visited during the summer with no climate readiness or has never been there.
If that floats your boat, then so be it.
I was working with a guy who was supposedly local and I asked him to take me to eat some authentic "Tex-Mex."
The place he took me to served what I would consider the SoCal equivalent of a mediocre "Mexican" chain, like El Torito or something. Very disappointing.
There was a sleazy looking roadhouse about three blocks from my hotel. Should have gone down there by myself instead.
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Goober McTuber wrote:I wear winter clothing when it's cold. I heat my house in the winter. My car has a heater. I'm seldom cold.MsCJ wrote:Why on earth would you not factor in weather? Perhaps you like being cold, congrats?
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Lies.Jsc810 wrote:Louisiana is awful, you wouldn't want to live here. Nothing to do, boring place with no culture and bland nondescript food.
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It's flat, I'll give you that.Mikey wrote:
I've been to Houston a couple of times on business. My impression was that it's flat, crowded, it smells bad and the water tastes like petroleum.
If that floats your boat, then so be it.
I was working with a guy who was supposedly local and I asked him to take me to eat some authentic "Tex-Mex."
The place he took me to served what I would consider the SoCal equivalent of a mediocre "Mexican" chain, like El Torito or something. Very disappointing.
There was a sleazy looking roadhouse about three blocks from my hotel. Should have gone down there by myself instead.
I have no idea how you got bad Tex-Mex unless you're so attached to Californian Mexican you don't know what good Mexican tastes like.
Here's the deal straight from Mexican friends. Mexicans mostly move to California as part of the agricultural farm workers. They're poor and they work all day. Now generations later many have made it and would not be considered poor at all but they long for their abuelas cooking. Their food reflects this. It's lard and beans on a pot for hours. It's not bad per se but it's not what people with means in Mexico eat. Mexicans that move to Texas are much more likely to be educated and less likely to live in poverty. The food is fresh, it's spicy, it's lime and cilantro forward. Nothing, not even the beans sit in a pot all day.
My house there had water filtration, I can't speak to that, either.
It's warm all year, there's tons to do. The people are friendly. The food is terrific.
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Why the fuck is there a limit on quotes?
Fuck, third post. /melt
Fuck, third post. /melt
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So I got one wrong, boo fucking hoo.Left Seater wrote:Screwy can’t even get locations where we live correct. So how can he rank them?
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Why does this cause you such consternation? Seriously, when you live in this climate, you learn how to dress for it. I can go out when it's single digits and not feel chilled. Because I dress properly. It's not fucking rocket surgery.Bucmonkey wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:I wear winter clothing when it's cold. I heat my house in the winter. My car has a heater. I'm seldom cold.MsCJ wrote:Why on earth would you not factor in weather? Perhaps you like being cold, congrats?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:Just trying to make you happy, friend. If you didn't notice me talking about cum, you'd cry because you'd think I was discriminating against you.Screw_Michigan wrote:This is the second time today you have posted about semen. Cock obsessed, much?Papa Willie wrote: And you like all that snow because it reminds you of dick milk.
C'mon guys...stop fighting over cum.
There's plenty for everyone.
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Mikey wrote:I've been to Houston a couple of times on business. My impression was that it's flat, crowded, it smells bad and the water tastes like petroleum.
It's VERY hot and humid, also.
A six month summer that is just flat out oppressive.
Cheap housing, though.
That is true.
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It's the second largest city in Wisconsin, you fat fucking moron. Not to mention the recent infusion of Chicago ghetto rats who are constantly shooting each other.Papa Willie wrote:https://www.roadsnacks.net/most-dangero ... wisconsin/Goober McTuber wrote:We don't have to rank them. Numerous publications consistently rank Madison among the best places to live. Game over.Sounds like a real winner, Goobs. :grin:Madison has the 2nd highest violent crime rate in Wisconsin and the 26th highest property crime rate.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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It's only oppressive if you come them from somewhere not hot. Move there in February, don't over air condition and it's fine. I ran a 5k everyday during the summer, it feels good to sweat.Softball Bat wrote:Mikey wrote:I've been to Houston a couple of times on business. My impression was that it's flat, crowded, it smells bad and the water tastes like petroleum.
It's VERY hot and humid, also.
A six month summer that is just flat out oppressive.
Cheap housing, though.
That is true.
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Sounds like a real wonderful place. :rolleyes:Goober McTuber wrote:It's the second largest city in Wisconsin, you fat fucking moron. Not to mention the recent infusion of Chicago ghetto rats who are constantly shooting each other.Papa Willie wrote:https://www.roadsnacks.net/most-dangero ... wisconsin/Goober McTuber wrote:We don't have to rank them. Numerous publications consistently rank Madison among the best places to live. Game over.Sounds like a real winner, Goobs. :grin:Madison has the 2nd highest violent crime rate in Wisconsin and the 26th highest property crime rate.
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