Detroit...Fail

[Left Seater]

Yeah I know, redundant and all but this...

[smackaholic]

Further proof that anything connected to the Detroit Lions Football team is doomed to failure.

[BSmack]

Detroit: Where gravity takes over

[Shoalzie]

House of Wayne vs. Everybody

[Screw_Michigan]

More accurately Oakland County fail, tard.

[BSmack]

More accurately Oakland County fail, tard.

Who's that run by? Jesus - at least Atlanta can blow up a stadium right.

The hard part for Atlanta is putting people in a stadium.

[L45B]

C’mon it’s not that difficult. If you want to successfully obliterate standing buildings in (and around) Detroit, just elect more liberals.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

This thread is an "open mic night" hosting some fairly horrible...what I will loosely refer to as...humour.

[Dr_Phibes]

I'll take it that happened during a game, no-one got hurt. When my future Reich collapses, I'll be down the cellar with my staff.

[smackaholic]

Detroit: Where gravity calls in sick some days, apparently,

ftfy

[smackaholic]

This goes out to the Pontiac Silverdome.



Hang in there buddy!!!!!

Don't let those bastards pull you down!

[smackaholic]

This comment is in a story on it.

We're 10 minutes post-explosion & the #Silverdome is still standing. The place must be waiting until the 4th quarter to actually implode.

Lions fan, apparently, not that the Lions would wait that long, generally.

[smackaholic]

The Lions resets keep rolling in.

Another echoed that, calling the failed implosion "One last Silverdome fumble." One more wrote it's a "Fitting end for the #silverdome. Even the walls are afraid to cross the goal line."

The local officials are sticking with the narrative that gravity does indeed exist in Michigan, but it works on its own schedule.

What a bunch of tools.

They should just hire a few terrorists in Dearbornistan to blow it up.

[Joe in PB]

DNC Convention Center 2020? I'm sure that'll be low bid.

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[Screw_Michigan]

The hard part of Atlanta is just finding actual natives there.

What a stupid fucking statement.

[smackaholic]

His point is, unlike MIchigan, people are actually moving there.

[smackaholic]

So, after a day and a half of waiting for gravity to show up for work, Oakland County went with plan B, more high explosives.

Round two goes to Oakland County. It has put gravity on probation and will fire its lazy ass after 3 days missed work without a call in.

Mrs Gravity was called yesterday. She said she didn't know where that no good son of a bitch was, but suspected he ran off with that whore momentum to Vegas....again.