Gomer Pyle.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:31 pm

I guess you're a fat fucking retard.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:05 pm

RIP JIm.

Kinda odd that he was known for two things. A goofy character that sounded like he had his balls in a vice and a pretty damn good baritone singer.

That's a pretty versatile set of vocal chords.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:21 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Dead. I guess this means Screwy & Goobs will follow his lead in short time.

This is one of your all time worst trolling attempts. I mean, my God and G0d, do you have any dignity? I guess not.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:23 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I guess you're a fat fucking retard.

Fat Fucking Retard, bigfuckingmoron--hard to tell the difference between the two posters these days.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:25 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: I mean, my God and G0d, do you have any dignity?

Did you really just ask 'spray that?

Welcome to T1B, where you check your dignity at the door.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:33 pm

OK, fair enuff.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:50 am

Papa Willie wrote:You can see/hear/smell the fumes coming out of Screwy's and Goob's pussies. :grin:

Why you looking at their pussies? Fag.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:52 am

schmick wrote:
smackaholic wrote:RIP JIm.

Kinda odd that he was known for two things. A goofy character that sounded like he had his balls in a vice and a pretty damn good baritone singer.

That's a pretty versatile set of vocal chords.

Only thing I ever heard about the dude was that he used to fuck Rock Hudson

Well, gooooooooooooly!

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:42 pm

schmick wrote:
smackaholic wrote:RIP JIm.

Kinda odd that he was known for two things. A goofy character that sounded like he had his balls in a vice and a pretty damn good baritone singer.

That's a pretty versatile set of vocal chords.

Only thing I ever heard about the dude was that he used to fuck Rock Hudson

So tons of (hetero) reasons to remember the guy and you pick the gay one. :doh:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:47 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:You can see/hear/smell the fumes coming out of Screwy's and Goob's pussies. :grin:
Why you looking at their pussies? Fag.

"Pussies" is Tardspray's code word for assholes.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:18 pm

Sure thing, tubby. My wife's about your age.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:56 pm

I hope she is skinnier.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:04 pm

Tardspray probably has her by 2 bills.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:06 pm

So she is 460?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:25 pm

Hyperbole much? She goes about 115.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:13 pm

A married Siciliana past the age of 30 and she's under a buck and a half?

My condolences, goobs. I wasn't aware she was ill.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:33 am

smackaholic wrote:A married Siciliana past the age of 30 and she's under a buck and a half?

My condolences, goobs. I wasn't aware she was ill.

She also probably has a fuller beard than Goober.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:57 am

Where do you think he learned to wax?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:23 pm

smackaholic wrote:A married Siciliana past the age of 30 and she's under a buck and a half?

You've apparently never been to Sicily. And we've all seen a picture of the poor desperate soul that settled for you.

I've also seen a photo of Mrs. BSmack, whose husband should probably shut the fuck up right now.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:39 pm

We are not in Sicily.

We are in the US. You are in the land of cheese and big girls, regardless of their heritage.

Having had a Siciliana grandma, I have first hand knowledge of the sizes they come in. Married Siciliana-American women come in the same sizes as QVC outfits. In other words, L or better.

And yes, we have seen a pic of Mrs Smack and I'd be lying if I said she was on the good side of a buck and a half. Hell, even at her fighting weight, she was fairly close to it. At least she isn't terribly deep into the other side.

We have not seen a pic of the lovely Mrs Goobs. So, put up or shut up. I suppose it would help if you were in the pic, only to give it some authenticity. I just have one request. Put some fukking clothes on for this one.

Clothing for the missus is optional. :grin:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:42 pm

smackaholic wrote:We have not seen a pic of the lovely Mrs Goobs. So, put up or shut up.

Sorry, not my job to supply your jerk material.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:44 pm

Gotta be old school--earn your jerk.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:23 pm

I typed nekkid pics of middle age sicilian women from wisky into google.

Nothing.

Guess I'm looking elsewhere for my jerk material until goobs mans up.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:26 pm

I typed nekkid pics of middle age sicilian women from wisky into google.

Nothing.

Guess I'm looking elsewhere for my jerk material until goobs mans up.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:59 pm

smackaholic wrote:I typed nekkid pics of middle age sicilian women from wisky into google.

Nothing.

Guess I'm looking elsewhere for my jerk material until goobs mans up.

I call bullshit. If you google "naked pics" followed by anything, you'll get results. Maybe twice.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:22 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I typed nekkid pics of middle age sicilian women from wisky into google.

Nothing.

Guess I'm looking elsewhere for my jerk material until goobs mans up.
I call bullshit. If you google "naked pics" followed by anything, you'll get results. Maybe twice.

I'm sorry for not giving a more complete answer. Nothing jerkable, to my lofty standards, anyway.

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Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:33 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I typed nekkid pics of middle age sicilian women from wisky into google.

Nothing.

Guess I'm looking elsewhere for my jerk material until goobs mans up.
I call bullshit. If you google "naked pics" followed by anything, you'll get results. Maybe twice.
I'm sorry for not giving a more complete answer. Nothing jerkable, to my lofty standards, anyway.

Guess you should have gone with "nekkid pics of middle age sicilian men." I'm sure that works for you.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:04 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:A married Siciliana past the age of 30 and she's under a buck and a half?

You've apparently never been to Sicily. And we've all seen a picture of the poor desperate soul that settled for you.

I've also seen a photo of Mrs. BSmack, whose husband should probably shut the fuck up right now.

I'm not the one making like a married Sophia Loren.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:30 am

BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:A married Siciliana past the age of 30 and she's under a buck and a half?

You've apparently never been to Sicily. And we've all seen a picture of the poor desperate soul that settled for you.

I've also seen a photo of Mrs. BSmack, whose husband should probably shut the fuck up right now.
I'm not the one making like a married Sophia Loren.

And well you shouldn't. You shouldn't be making comments about anyone else's wife. You married Susan Boyle's ugly little sister.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:41 am

Goobs, do you and the Mrs. swing? You just give off that creepy "small-circle-of-friends", sex dungeon kind of vibe...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:49 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Goobs, do you and the Mrs. swing?

You wish.

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