Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Imagine in this scenario, you are approached by a magical genie with mind-reading capabilities. The genie offers you $10,000,000 if Papa Willie can go 24 hours without thinking about cocks, balls, assholes, or gay sex in general. If he does think about any of these things just once in said 24 hour period (and the genie will know) you will DIE instantly, but it will be quick and relatively painless.

What do you do?

[Mikey]

What do you do?

Trots the thread?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

P.S. Handicappers have set the over/under at 1.5.............. minutes.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

What do you do?

Trots the thread?

Okay, okay, fine...

$50 million.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'd say you're struggling, and this thread belongs in TROTS.

Come on, dude. If you're gonna do a call out thread, promise me you can do better.

Answer the question, bro. Would you bet on yourself in this scenario? I believe you could do it. I have faith.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Go easy on 'Spray, fellas. He's having a root canal done.





A root canal is the procedure where they sew your asshole up a little tighter because it's all stretched out from balck schlong, right?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Mikey]

A root canal is the procedure where they sew your asshole up a little tighter because it's all stretched out from balck schlong, right?

I thought that was called Love Canal.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Bump.

[BSmack]

I think the line just dropped to 30 seconds.

[Plato]

Go easy on 'Spray, fellas. He's having a root canal done.

What kind of a pussy starts a thread to speak about a trip to the dentist? He sounded like a sobbing bitch.

Find your nuts, Bloatspray. They must be down there somewhere. Hidden under one of your flab rolls.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial is right. Bloatspray talks about faggotry continually. So yeah, anyone can connect the dots.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

'Spray, whatever you do...DON'T fart in the dentist's chair!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I think the line just dropped to 30 seconds.

There's really good value on the scat + black cock parlay.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'm calling it...

FREE-FOR-ALL-SHIT-FEST

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

urine a lot of trouble for posting that.

[Screw_Michigan]

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

It's a Christmas miracle...

[Goober McTuber]

Imagine in this scenario, you are approached by a magical genie with mind-reading capabilities. The genie offers you $10,000,000 if Papa Willie can go 24 hours without thinking about cocks, balls, assholes, or gay sex in general. If he does think about any of these things just once in said 24 hour period (and the genie will know) you will DIE instantly, but it will be quick and relatively painless.

What do you do?

24 hours? I doubt he could go 24 seconds. He's obsessed.

[Goober McTuber]

I've never thought of using the term "root canal" in place of "asshole" before, but damn if it doesn't work.

I think I'd like another big fat cock in my root canal.

I see your point.

[Goober McTuber]

You can't spell "root canal" without "anal".

[Blitzen]

Well this thread certainly has delivered...



complete shit.

Happy Holidays from the Team.

[Vixen]

I laughed so hard, my IUD fell out. And a special message to Dasher. You might want to get tested.