Poster of the Year

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:28 am

1. Shlomart Ben Yisrael - There are other creative posters who lurk, but of those who post regularly, Marty is tops.

2. Screw_MIchigan - He's too partisan and I don't agree with him many times, but he posts regularly and gives the place some energy. We'd be worse without him.

3. MgoBlue-LightSpecial - Does not post enough, but when he does it tends to be light and humorous. Avoids partisan hackery. We need more light & humorous.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:31 pm

Sure, suck up to the heeb.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:40 pm

Rack Poptart

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:21 pm

Softball Bat wrote:1. Shlomart Ben Yisrael - There are other creative posters who lurk, but of those who post regularly, Marty is tops.

2. Screw_MIchigan - He's too partisan and I don't agree with him many times, but he posts regularly and gives the place some energy. We'd be worse without him.

3. MgoBlue-LightSpecial - Does not post enough, but when he does it tends to be light and humorous. Avoids partisan hackery. We need more light & humorous.

Marty definitely belongs. Makes me laugh more often than anyone else here. Part of that is his sharp wit, part is likely that he isn't gainfully employed. Whatever the reason, I don't really care.

Screw-meh. He sucks, but not badly enough to warrant special status like TiVo does.

Mgooo- You are right that he doesn't generally do much to state a political point of view, but when he chimes in to criticize others' views, it tends to be against the board right wing neanderthals. From that I gather that he's firmly on the commie side, just not far enough to make himself look too bad as some of the board lefties do.

My list is 88, Marty and Smackie Chan.

88 is the smartest mofo here. Marty is funniest and Smackie gets in as he is one of the true voices of reason here and he puts on the best fukking T!1B radio show, evah. Not that that is much of a bar to meet.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:28 pm

I'm going to have to go with...

me.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:36 pm

There's a shock.

I will put you in the top ten.

An even lower bar than best DJ.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:34 pm

Thanks pop, but if I'm top 3 that doesn't say much for the rest of these schlubs, cuz quite frankly, I've been totally mailing it in the last year or so.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:22 pm

smackaholic wrote:.

My list is 8.

I think 88 is fantastic.

He makes the entire board much better and we should thank God that we have him speaking on behalf of and fighting every day for the forgotten men and women of T1B. Because of his determination, because of his leadership, the forgotten men and women of T1B are forgotten no more.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:34 pm

Papa Willie wrote:POY threads were out of style in 2008. That’s nothing against you.

poptart is a trailblazer. He doesn't concern himself with fashion trends.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:40 pm

Mikey wrote:
I think 88 is fantastic.

He makes the entire board much better and we should thank God that we have him speaking on behalf of and fighting every day for the forgotten men and women of T1B. Because of his determination, because of his leadership, the forgotten men and women of T1B are forgotten no more.

T1B...FIRST

T1B..........FIRST

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:57 am

smackaholic wrote:Smackie Chan

Smackie would have made my top 3 if he posted more.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:09 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:poptart is a trailblazer. He doesn't concern himself with fashion trends.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:34 am

smackaholic wrote:88 is the smartest mofo here.

Yep.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:21 pm

kcdave wrote:
smackaholic wrote:88 is the smartest mofo here.
Yep.

And yet almost everything he says is wrong. Ponderous.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:43 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
kcdave wrote:
smackaholic wrote:88 is the smartest mofo here.
Yep.
And yet almost everything he says is wrong. Ponderous.

Link?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:00 pm

Left Seater wrote:

Link?

Sorry, I just can't help myself.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:05 pm

Mikey wrote:I just can't help myself.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:17 pm

I'm with dims, I am the POTY.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:18 pm

It would be easier for you to post something you think is right LeftPedo.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 1:31 pm

smackaholic wrote:My list is 88, Marty and Smackie Chan.

Appreciate the sentiment, but given the thread's title, I wouldn't include myself in the top 50 based on a) I seldom post anything, b) I hardly ever bring the funnay; not that I can't, I just...ok, I can't, and c) I just about never run smack. Other than that, yeah, solid jungle dweller.

Can't argue with Marty or 88 being on anyone's list, though for totally different reasons as you mentioned. Notwithstanding his modesty, Dinsdale also ranks high on my list. I don't always agree with 88 (or anyone else, for that matter), but he at least usually backs up his takes with a semblance of reason and research, and has a pretty solid command of our language. Marty is more creative than any other poster, and his humor hits the mark far more often than not. And Dinsyclopedia is almost always a good read.

Others worthy of mention are Mgo, although as he conceded, he hasn't put in the effort this year as in years past; Goob's posts are almost always worth reading; and you, 'holic, at least help keep this place afloat through sheer volume. Moving Sale, Screwey, and schmick offer themselves up as sacrificial lambs, although probably not intentionally, which helps contribute to the board's entertainment value. It's too bad mvscal doesn't post here much anymore; his posts are usually money. Softball Bat gets my vote for Comeback Player of the Year, and War Wagon should always be remembered.

If I make any notable contribution to this shithole, it's through TuneTown. Thanks go out to mamamustanger, Wolfman, smackaholic, 88, Dinsdale, Derron, Papa Willie, Jay in Phoenix, Vlad Erth, BSmack, JHawkBCD, Softball Bat, Sudden Sam, Screw_Michigan, trev, Molly, and Dr. Phibes (another quality read) for being regular or occasional TuneTownians. Having you drop by makes it worth doing.

To all those I've mentioned, and to those I've overlooked, Merry Christmas!

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:20 pm

Yellowpedokkkal was, like 88pedos, a stupid smug POS who was only good at toeing the party line. You guys (?) only like them cause they make you feel good, because you usually agree with their racist, greedy, wacko BS.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:53 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Yellowpedokkkal was, like 88pedos, a stupid smug POS who was only good at toeing the party line. You guys (?) only like them cause they make you feel good, because you usually agree with their racist, greedy, wacko BS.

I can't speak for others, but my inclusion of both of them had nothing to do with agreeing with their political or social stances. While I don't engage in political discourse much anymore (mostly because it's tedious, time consuming, and played out), I don't believe anyone who read my posts when I did offer political takes would characterize them as right-leaning. I just find those two and others, including you at times, to be entertaining and interesting even if I don't agree with them. The fact that I included Mgo and Goobs, neither of whom subscribe to 88's or mvscal's POVs, should serve as evidence that political affiliation didn't factor into my list.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:10 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:I'm with dims, I am the POTY.
If the Board Bitch contest is brought back, you would take that prize without a single vote going to anybody else.

Learn to accept your role here.

Speak for yourself, tubby

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:10 pm

OK, I'm changing my vote to Wags.

And I doubt it's much of a contest for Board Bitch. Fail had it sewn up by January 3rd.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:12 pm

Why? Because I beat your ass almost every time we tangle?

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 7:14 pm

My vote goes to smachaholic. Why? Because unlike everybody else— including me —he is able to admit when he is wrong or in error. That alone is notable. However, I find him humorous as well, not that any of the others aren’t, with the exception of Moving Sale who is just plain tedious.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 7:30 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Why? Because I beat your ass almost every time we tangle?

Funny stuff.

The "why" would be, in no small part due to your stunning lack of self-awareness, which you demonstrate every time you post.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 11:41 pm

Creepy.

Arch Angel · Post by **Arch Angel** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:41 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:I'm with dims, I am the POTY.
If the Board Bitch contest is brought back, you would take that prize without a single vote going to anybody else.

Learn to accept your role here.

Okay 'Spray, that is three keyboards you owe me now, when will I see payment? It is around $28 total and some change.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:43 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:I'm with dims, I am the POTY.
If the Board Bitch contest is brought back, you would take that prize without a single vote going to anybody else.

Learn to accept your role here.

You of course got this completely and totally wrong, unsurprisingly.

eno1c · Post by **eno1c** » Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:09 pm

I never make a list.

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Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 29, 2017 7:26 pm

eno1c wrote:I never make a list.

Must make grocery shopping a real crapshoot.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:26 pm

What kind of brain dead retard needs a list to go shopping?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:53 pm

Moving Sale wrote:What kind of brain dead retard needs a list to go shopping?

Not everyone subsists on potato chips and boxed wine like you, teensy-weensy.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:35 pm

So you need things, but you don't know what they are? Sounds like you are retarded, but then I already knew that.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:59 pm

The kind that likes to get his shopping done in a single trip.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:01 pm

Moving Sale wrote:So you need things, but you don't know what they are? Sounds like you are retarded, but then I already knew that.

He knows what they are dumbfukk. That is why he writes them down on the list.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:03 pm

You are too stupid to remember the ingredients for rice.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:04 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:So you need things, but you don't know what they are? Sounds like you are retarded, but then I already knew that.
He knows what they are dumbfukk. That is why he writes them down on the list.

His short term memory must be shot.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:08 am

Ya gotta hand it to MS.

He's lapped the field multiple times in the Board Bitch 500 and he's still pouring on the steam, setting record lap times, right to the end.

Have you ever went to the supermarket for more than beer and doritos? Some of us do. In fact, would you believe that sometimes normal folks will get too many items to go through the express line where we all conveniently forget how to count past 12.

I'll bet you go with a normal sized person and ride in the cart seat, don't you? Maybe if you're lucky, get one of those shopping carts with the built in little tykes car.