Goober Balls

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:03 am

You need to sweep the deer shit our of your dome. Don't worry...they'll be flying back to the North Pole soon...everything will be safe again, old man.

Sad, really.

:(

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:11 am

Goober McTuber wrote:and the way their franchise has been sullied

You don't have the first clue and you never have.

Funny.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:19 am

Propping a troll with your newly registered troll is fresh.

Sin,
Never

But by all means, double down and claim BODE. That's not the epitome of "bitch," or anything.

Also, feel free to tell me how I don't have the first clue, as well... go ahead.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:10 am

Dinsdale wrote:Propping a troll with your newly registered troll is fresh.

Sin,
Never

But by all means, double down and claim BODE. That's not the epitome of "bitch," or anything.

Also, feel free to tell me how I don't have the first clue, as well... go ahead.

Are you getting a scout badge for this?

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:24 am

Dinsdale is a bitter and jealous fool. Like Blitzen.

Glory days.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:50 pm

Plato wrote:Dinsdale is a bitter and jealous fool. Like Blitzen.

Glory days.

No, not at all. There is an art form to the reindeer and all you're doing Play-dough is simply trolling.

Poorly.

Getting in Goober's dome is nothing. Being creative about it is something else.

Propping yourself with your own troll is pathetic.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:58 pm

Pathetic is reindeer who are still posting six days after Christmas Eve just to prop themselves and claim 'bode.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:25 pm

Blitzen wrote:
Propping yourself with your own troll is pathetic.

It's worse than that -- they actually registered a new troll to prop themselves.

A grade-schooler wouldn't have failed so disastrously as this half-wit.

Slap · Post by **Slap** » Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:59 am

[quote="Dinsdale""]Propping a troll with your newly registered troll is fresh.[/quote]

You done lost your mind, son.

I am a troll. A long time troll. I know the art of trolling very well. Trolling is hilarious when it works. Cry about his method, but this Plato made it work. Plain and simple.

It's evident that he knows the craft. He knew exactly what he was doing and he knew what method would work with Goober McTuber. In trolling, the result speaks for itself.

I propped Plato because he clearly deserved it. No big deal.

You get no props at all. Blitzen either. You are bitter and stupid fools. The big deal is you think nobody could possibly troll as well as you did 15 years ago. You are a joke, son.

This thread could be a primer on trolling. Funny as hell. Plato identified his target. He knew what buttons to push. He got in poor Goober's head. He repeatedly provoked the loser McTuber into responding. Goober could not lay off. If that is not trolling victory then nothing is.

Looking things up in a dictionary get you no props. Sobbing because nobody could troll was well as you could 15 years ago gets you no props.

This is the funniest thread on this lame board in a couple of months and here we have you and Blitzen menstruating all over it.

Jam a pickle up your ass and shine my shoes, loser.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 31, 2017 3:21 am

Did you actually think that ploy would work?

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Sun Dec 31, 2017 5:43 am

Dinsdale was reamed out pretty good there.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Sun Dec 31, 2017 5:49 am

Blitzen wrote:No, not at all. There is an art form to the reindeer and all you're doing Play-dough is simply trolling.

You are a ridiculous pile of shit who has not brought a damn thing to the thread. Not a thing. Dripping blood the whole way.

A true bitch.

Stfu and make me a sammich.

Slap · Post by **Slap** » Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:32 pm

Blitzen wrote:Getting in Goober's dome is nothing.

Oh really? Funny how a legend like you couldn't get that done.

You are garbage.

Vixen · Post by **Vixen** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:31 am

The ball(s) has already dropped in Goober's mouth.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:37 am

Goober McTuber wrote:And I take pleasure in the knowledge that I have undoubtedly kicked your ass up and down this board numerous times under your regular nic.

I will break your nose.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:11 am

Face it, Playdough.

You suck.

A lot.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:35 am

Keep posting about me, Carson. That's the ticket.

It worked out well for Goober McTuber.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:08 pm

Posting SEVEN days after Christmas is not working out for you.

Happy new flail.

Slap · Post by **Slap** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:49 am

Look, it's another dumbass!

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:28 pm

Plato wrote:You are a ridiculous pile of shit who has not brought a damn thing to the thread. Not a thing. Dripping blood the whole way.

A true bitch.

Stfu and make me a sammich.

Play-Dough wrote:Rack!

Very well done. Moving Flail will mount absolutely no effective counter to that ass blistering.

Watch and see.

You want to retract that asinine statement now? Forgot about this did we?

Moron.

And Slappy? I never trolled 15 years ago. And why are you referring to me as a legend?

Who the fuck do you think I am? Are you a bitter mod with nothing better to do than reveal secrets?

Ah well, time to retire back to the NP. This place is going to the fleas.

Slap · Post by **Slap** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:57 am

You are the dumbest individual on the internet.

I was a deer back in the day, reject. Plato initially had your back because that is how the deer always rolled. It was only when you and Rudolph went Benedict Arnold on him that Plato fired back at you. You are a disgrace.

No deer trolled anyone this year except who?

That's right. Plato fukken dominated.

No other deer accomplished shit this year. You and Dinsdale revealed yourselves to be two of the biggest sore vaginas in the universe.

Congratulations to both of you.

Python · Post by **Python** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:44 am

I'm so confused.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:01 am

Slap wrote:No other deer accomplished shit this year.

Fuck off.

Signed,

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:48 am

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:08 pm

Thanks, reindeer shit trolls, for sticking around and making my point. You all suck out loud. Better luck next year.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:00 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:

Leave my mom out of this.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 12:39 pm

JCT wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:13 pm Not even a poor imitation of the originals. Just sad. Please take your keyboards and smash them with a hammer.

Damn.

Tiny Tim · Post by **Tiny Tim** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:49 pm

mama . . . did I hear you in dat other thread mama ?

hep me mama, I'm hungry and wants a present

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 9:03 pm

Tiny Tim wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:49 pm mama . . . did I hear you in dat other thread mama ?

hep me mama, I'm hungry and wants a present

You have to write a letter to Santa so he knows what you want, T. Then I'll make sure he gets it. You got it ready?

Dr. McCoy · Post by **Dr. McCoy** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:40 pm

This thread is dead ~~Jim~~ Santa.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:20 pm

T1B should fly the flag at half shaft for a period of mourning...in memory of Goobs.

:cry:

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:27 am

I was going to write a crack about Goobs and alcohol shortage, but Michigan really did have one last month. :?

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/a ... 5814037679

I'm glad the winos got it sorted out; then again, maybe if they hadn't, two lesbians would still be alive.

Be well and be sober, Goobs, wherever you are.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:41 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:20 pm T1B should fly the flag at half shaft for a period of mourning...in memory of Goobs.

:cry:

Shit in one hand and wish in the other, tardlet. See which one fills up first.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:56 pm

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:27 am
Be well and be sober, Goobs, wherever you are.

Leatherface doesn’t drink. He wets a towel and nums it like a newborn with a tooth ache.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:05 am

Goober McTuber's work internet was taken away from him because his boss busted him viewing gay porn. That is very funny.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:16 am

Plato wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:05 am Goober McTuber's work internet was taken away from him because his boss busted him viewing gay porn. That is very funny.

I call bullshit on that.

How can you get reprimanded for gay shit when your job is "towel boy" at a homo massage parlour?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:53 pm

Plato wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:05 am Goober McTuber's work internet was taken away from him because his boss busted him viewing gay porn. That is very funny.

Goober stopped posting from work because a buddy in security informed me that this board was sending messages (related to to Tune Town) that appeared as some kind of intel threat. I see that the reindeer really sucked balls again this year. Just die already.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:29 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:53 pm Goober stopped posting from work because a buddy in security informed me that this board was sending messages (related to to Tune Town) that appeared as some kind of intel threat.

No one should be posting from work, let alone from a work computer.

But I want to hear more about this. Did you let the mods and admin here know? How exactly did he describe the threat?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 3:40 am

Goober wrote:Goober stopped posting from work because a buddy in security informed me that this board was sending messages (related to to Tune Town) that appeared as some kind of intel threat.

Do any of the admins want to comment on this?

It seems worthy of comment, no?

"Ooops, the search feature is gone forever..."

"Ooops, Pickle was let back in..."

"Ooops, weird trolls are spamming the board..."

Yeah...

EAP · Post by **EAP** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 3:53 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2019 3:40 am
Goober wrote:Goober stopped posting from work because a buddy in security informed me that this board was sending messages (related to to Tune Town) that appeared as some kind of intel threat.

Do any of the admins want to comment on this?

It seems worthy of comment, no?

"Ooops, the search feature is gone forever..."

"Ooops, Pickle was let back in..."

"Ooops, weird trolls are spamming the board..."

Yeah...

Your definition of spam, is any take that gleefully points out your shortcomings.
And that's quite a few takes, by any reasonable standard of measure.