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Re: Illinois

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Admit it, Sale. You didn’t get past the word “endowed” before you were furiously spanking your monkey to beat the band, weren’t you? And the thought of dusky hued endowment?

<Sale swooning>
Cock o' the walk, baby!
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Re: Illinois

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WTF are you babbling about loon?
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Re: Illinois

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Papa Willie wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:WTF are you babbling about loon?
He's not babbling - he's kicking the shit out of you. Learn reality, midget fag.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
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Re: Illinois

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Nice white flag. Of course you did win second place in the Dumb and Dumber competition so I guess I shouldn't be suprised.
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Re: Illinois

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88 wrote: We are best nation on this flat old earf, and have the best ideas for running it properly. You choose to live in the District. No one requires you to do so. If voting for a congressman is important to you, move to a state and vote to your heart's content. Otherwise, shut the fuck up already with your stupid disenfranchisement talk.
You really are a racist, fascist authoritarian. Not bad for a Georgetown flunky.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Re: Illinois

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Georgetown flunky.




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Re: Illinois

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Papa Willie wrote:It's like Screwy & the Dwarf are engaged in a cripple fight over being the board bitch queen. JFC!
Screwy hates being subordinate to his homosexual lover Moving Parrot, and is trying his hardest to gain that coveted # 1 spot for 2018. Moving Parrot, trying to hold onto that title that he has worked so hard for with every weary posting, keeps smashing Screwys fingers every time he trys to mount the podium that Moving Parrot shouts his worn out, tired, boring and predictable smack from. Pretty cruel treatment for probably the only sexual partner he has at this time.

The next 11 1/2 months should prove mildly entertaining, but if Moving Parrot keeps up the usual line of white flag, pedobear, orange cock, your obsessed with my body, puke ass smack, Screwy will win if nothing more than to hopefully get a new mix of weak insults going.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
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Re: Illinois

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Do you also dream about me?
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I dream about you dying in a fire.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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Re: Illinois

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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Hi, tiny. I was shitting on DC. Which would probably represent an improvement.
You can shit on us. We still deserve congressional representation...and you know it.

Don't be bitter your shit hockey program is spiraling downward and out of tournament contention.
That shit hockey program just knocked off #1, ending their 16-game winning streak. Eat shit and die, loser.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Illinois

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Papa Willie wrote:Illinois = shithole
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Illinois

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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Illinois = shithole
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Most blue states are.
That doesn't include Wisky, then. :hfal:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Illinois

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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Illinois = shithole
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Most blue states are.
Red states are the biggest suckers of the federal teat.
“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
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Re: Illinois

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Papa Willie wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:
Red states are the biggest suckers of the federal teat.
Red states also have (by far) the biggest black populations. Why do you hate black people so much?
West Virginia has a large black population?
“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
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Re: Illinois

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Carson wrote:I dream about you dying in a fire.
Why were you exiled from the US?
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Re: Illinois

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Why were you exiled from the US?
What about you? You're the most angry, bitter, unhinged person on this board.

When are you going to stop being a Democratic eunuch and grow a pair, and start thinking for yourself?

If you ever do, you'll find both parties have positives and negatives.
Butkus didn't wear an earring.
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Re: Illinois

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Joe in PB wrote: What about you?
I live here, moron

Try again
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Re: Illinois

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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Joe in PB wrote: What about you?
I live here in Screwys dome.

Sincerely,

Donald Trump - Mother Fucking President of the United States for the next 7 years.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
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Re: Illinois

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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Carson wrote:I dream about you dying in a fire.
Why were you exiled from the US?
I fled.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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Re: Illinois

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Derron wrote:,

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