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Hopefully Brian Kelly does a better job managing choo-choo trains than he did coaching Notre Dame.
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Time to quit while they're "ahead" and maybe follow NYC's example...


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They just need a better marketing campaign......



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schmick wrote:Nobody in California wants this. This is purely Frisco libs screwing everyone else.

Even the libs in So Cal don't want this, a bullet train from LA to Vegas they might support but nobody wants this train
I think the train is a good idea, but I also think, and god help me for this, that shim is right that they should have started out with a bullet to vegas first.
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Moving Sale wrote:
schmick wrote:Nobody in California wants this. This is purely Frisco libs screwing everyone else.

Even the libs in So Cal don't want this, a bullet train from LA to Vegas they might support but nobody wants this train
I think the train is a good idea, but I also think, and god help me for this, that shim is right that they should have started out with a bullet to vegas first.
I lived there for five years. I think a bullet to the head of Vegas would be more appropriate.
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Hard to believe that was ever voted in, it had loser written all over it since the beginning. There are many flights covering California and Vegas that are fairly inexpensive.

That money would have been better used on the many infrastructure improvements needed in the state. Instead the California Assembly will be asking for more tax dollars to complete them.
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Flying sucks.
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Moving Sale wrote:Flying sucks.
Midget tossing?
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We were talking about infrastructure not my body.
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Papa Willie wrote: Only fags are afraid of flying.
Do they make you buy two tickets due to your heft?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: Only fags are afraid of flying.
Do they make you buy two tickets due to your heft?
Not if he gets an aisle seat.
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Papa Willie wrote:
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Papa Willie wrote: Only fags are afraid of flying.
Do they make you buy two tickets due to your heft?
I'm not that big. Also, I don't have to buy an extra ticket for a little boy Moving Parrot to fuck in the butt like you would.
FTFY.
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Who arrives 90 minutes before a flight other than retired 80 year olds?
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Left Seater wrote:Who arrives 90 minutes before a flight other than retired 80 year olds?
People who don't fly a lot for one.
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BSmack wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Who arrives 90 minutes before a flight other than retired 80 year olds?
People who don't fly a lot for one.
I guess. Someone needs to pay the rent for all of those airport shops and concessions.

For myself I always look up the minimum baggage check times and go from there. If I am not checking bags and the airport has Clear then I try to arrive about 35-40 mins before departure. Goal is to get to the gate just as they start boarding.
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I'd say arrive 30-40 minutes before boarding begins. Often the door is closed 10-15 minutes before departure.

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Joe in PB wrote:I'd say arrive 30-40 minutes before boarding begins. Often the door is closed 10-15 minutes before departure.

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Sort of depends on when you're flying (how crowded is the security line) and whether or not you have TSA Pre-Check. Wouldn't want to get stuck waiting for your cavity search when the doors close.
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Leftpedo would fly to the corner store if it fucked with a brown persons day and got him flyer miles.
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Mikey wrote:Wouldn't want to get stuck waiting for your cavity search when the doors close.
I like getting my cavity search as early and often as possible. No gloves, please.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Mikey wrote:Wouldn't want to get stuck waiting for your cavity search when the doors close.
I like getting my cavity search as early and often as possible. No gloves, please.

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schmick wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Who arrives 90 minutes before a flight other than retired 80 year olds?
People who have to wait in the tsa lines at LAX
Wrong. Smart people set up a Delta Frequent Flier account then get a Clear account which lets them cut both the regular line and/or the TSA PreCheck line. Not checking bags at LAX on can arrive 35 mins before boarding unless you have to go to a remote gate or are flying international.
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Mikey wrote:I think a bullet to the head of Vegas would be more appropriate.
I think someone already tried that once.

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