You got motherfucking sushi?
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You got motherfucking sushi?
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Re: You got motherfucking sushi?
Hmmm. "Media could not be displayed".
But I do loves me some sushi. Have it for lunch at least once a week.
But I do loves me some sushi. Have it for lunch at least once a week.
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Weird. It's playing on my Google Chrome browser.
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Re: You got motherfucking sushi?
Wisconsin sushiGoober McTuber wrote:Hmmm. "Media could not be displayed".
But I do loves me some sushi. Have it for lunch at least once a week.

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Moving Sale wrote:Wisconsin sushiGoober McTuber wrote:Hmmm. "Media could not be displayed".
But I do loves me some sushi. Have it for lunch at least once a week.
What does it matter? Sushi has been frozen for weeks before it's served... dumbass.
I don't eat sushi... and neither should you. BY FAR (and it's not even close) the #1 cause of foodborne illness in the US. And it's monopolized by a seriously whack religious cult, who uses their church to avoid paying taxes on their massive income.
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They got these things called airplanes. Plus, maybe they make it from Pike.Moving Sale wrote:Wisconsin sushiGoober McTuber wrote:Hmmm. "Media could not be displayed".
But I do loves me some sushi. Have it for lunch at least once a week.
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Which makes "fresh fish" in the Flyover nonexistent, but works fine for sushi.smackaholic wrote:
They got these things called airplanes.
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Unless you go to a clean resturant that hardly uses frozen moonie fish.Dinsdale wrote: What does it matter? Sushi has been frozen for weeks before it's served... dumbass.
I don't eat sushi... and neither should you. BY FAR (and it's not even close) the #1 cause of foodborne illness in the US. And it's monopolized by a seriously whack religious cult, who uses their church to avoid paying taxes on their massive income.
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Moving Sale wrote: Unless you go to a clean resturant that hardly uses frozen moonie fish.
I suppose there's a chance that if you went to a coastal Ma and Pa sushi place, it might not be Mooneyfish.
It's still been frozen, dumbass.
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Re: You got motherfucking sushi?
Some of it is of course but it is pretty easy to steer clear of it if one cares to.
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Moving Sale wrote:Some of it is of course but it is pretty easy to steer clear of it if one cares to.
Food and Drug Administration regulations stipulate that fish to be eaten raw -- whether as sushi, sashimi, seviche, or tartare -- must be frozen first, to kill parasites
Whatever you say.
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That is fake news. Those are guidelines not regulations. It is perfectly legal to sell never frozen fish in sushi restaurants, at least where I live.
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And if you eat raw, unfrozen fish, you're a fucking idiot who deserves what WILL eventually happen.
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Thanks for the warning, I'll make sure to ignore it.
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Dinsdale wrote:And if you eat raw, unfrozen fish, you're a fucking idiot
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Fallacy of the Lonley Fact.
Lots of things are not always safe bubble boy.
Lots of things are not always safe bubble boy.
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I know more about fish handling/processing/preparation than you do.
And you're an idiot.
What part of "sushi is BY FAR the leading cause of foodborne illness in the US" didn't you understand? Apparently not a "lonely fact." Then again, you're really fucking stupid.
And you're an idiot.
What part of "sushi is BY FAR the leading cause of foodborne illness in the US" didn't you understand? Apparently not a "lonely fact." Then again, you're really fucking stupid.
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Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were just full of shit. If you aren't, would you like to post the data?
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Patience, everyone.Moving Sale wrote:Thanks for the warning, I'll make sure to ignore it.
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You sure? According to whom? Not saying this is the most authoritative source, but if you're right, it's WAY off.Dinsdale wrote:sushi is BY FAR the leading cause of foodborne illness in the US
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It wouldn't be fresh as in you just hauled it over the gunnels of your boat, but it could be maybe 12 hours from being caught, which means it wouldn't have to be frozen. I guess you'd classify it as sorta fresh.Dinsdale wrote:Which makes "fresh fish" in the Flyover nonexistent, but works fine for sushi.smackaholic wrote:
They got these things called airplanes.
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Are those located anywhere near the gunwales?smackaholic wrote:the gunnels of your boat
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More bullshit.Dinsdale wrote:Which makes "fresh fish" in the Flyover nonexistentsmackaholic wrote:
They got these things called airplanes.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Ok, but isn’t there a way to speed up the process? :grin:Carson wrote:Patience, everyone.Moving Sale wrote:Thanks for the warning, I'll make sure to ignore it.
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smackaholic wrote:but it could be maybe 12 hours from being caught
Quite unlikely. And people don't seem to realize that much commercially caught fish has been dead for quite some time before it ever gets back to port.
I could go down to Newport, OR (largest fishing port on the West Coast), and go straight to the fish dealer, and it's unlikely I'd get anything that hadn't been dead for well over 12 hours.
Some of y'all's are pretty naive.
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I don't care how they do it. As long as it always tastes as good as it always does.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
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Interesting about the halibut. I've not seen it offered by my local sushi place, but I have bought it from my fish monger. I have no doubt that what I get is halibut, and to me there's a difference in taste between halibut and flounder*. They occasionally also have halibut cheeks, which are outstanding, somewhat similar in texture to scallops, and well worth the $20/lb. price tag. The ones I've gotten have generally been 4-5 inches in diameter. Good eats.
*And yes, I know that halibut are a species of flounder.
*And yes, I know that halibut are a species of flounder.
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That nasty bar-time gash doesn't count, you know.Dinsdale wrote:I know more about fish handling/processing/preparation than you do.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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So to recap: dims thinks sushi causes most FDI which is totally BS, but because he graduated from ditch digging to boat grommet we are supposed to care what he says.Dinsdale wrote:smackaholic wrote:but it could be maybe 12 hours from being caught
Quite unlikely. And people don't seem to realize that much commercially caught fish has been dead for quite some time before it ever gets back to port.
I could go down to Newport, OR (largest fishing port on the West Coast), and go straight to the fish dealer, and it's unlikely I'd get anything that hadn't been dead for well over 12 hours.
Some of y'all's are pretty naive.
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Congrats on being a grommet Dins. Not sure exactly how you did that, but you have to be the first in the history of the world. So props...Moving Sale wrote:but because he graduated from ditch digging to boat grommet we are supposed to care what he says.
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You called him a grommet. Not sure how he can be a grommet, but hey who knows I have never met him. I guess it is possible he is a human ring.
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Whatever. At least I can reach the rudder pedals.
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Leave Cinder out of this.Sudden Sam wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:That nasty bar-time gash doesn't count, you know.Dinsdale wrote:I know more about fish handling/processing/preparation than you do.
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