Dins and Derron your thoughts...

[Left Seater]

Did either of you kick in your $10 so your black and brown neighbors could have a drink on you?

Reparations Happy Hour is a thing in the PDX.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/articles.o ... rtland.amp

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I see capitalism in action...and the white man poisoning the bruthah's mind with alcohol.

Money is being exchanged freely. You have a problem with that, comrade?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Juan the pool boy is probably power-washing your wife's five-head with Messican DNA, as I type this out.
Push away from the keyboard and head out to the cabana room before it's too late...and you're raising his kids and putting up piñatas for their birthday parties.

[Left Seater]

Lay off the Molsons for a bit and mix in a bit of Tom Horton’s. We have neither a pool or a pool boy. The housekeeper is female and the yard guy brings his kids SS with him.

As I type this I am looking out over Lake Buchanan with the wife and we are drinking Margaritas with dogs at our feet. No Juan in site, homey.

[Softball Bat]

putting up piñatas for their birthday parties.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

'tart crushes it

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

P.S. ~ Juan Seater Jr. needs to work on his swing.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Left Seater]

Well done sir, well done.

[Softball Bat]

haha!

[Carson]

This type of humor is what this board has been missing.

[Derron]

Typical Portland. The only thing this article was good for it generating some laffs on here. The fact that this made the news paper is not unusual at all. I have not read that shit wipe paper in years. But none of this surprises me. The wife wanted a couple days away, and it was this weekend. Now I could relate several stories here,but the one that finished the day off was these Portland hipsters with their beards and man buns and their bitches that invaded my formerly favorite brew pub in Tillamook.

We had sat down to drink our brews before lunch, and this man bun wearing Portland faggot and his bitch and feral kids walk up with their mutt on a leash. They stop to look at the menu and the fucking dog pisses on this planter about 2 feet from me. I say Yo dude your fucking dog just pissed on this planter right by me, move it the fuck away from me. He says, oh sorry, please don't use that language around my kids. Well don't let your fucking dog piss right next to me and maybe I won't. So they move away and these other millennial's sit down and this guys puts his sandal right in the dog piss. Epic.

Portland is a worthless town full of loser hipster millennial's and other assorted human trash. The fact that some jack off got htis going and the fact people showed up to collect their $ 10 dollars which they most likely spent with the crack dealers that are on every downtown corner.

[Softball Bat]

Portland hipsters with their beards and man buns and their bitches that invaded my formerly favorite brew pub in Tillamook.

Millenials ran Derron from his favorite night spot.
That is amusing.

Hipsters with man buns > Derron.

[Goober McTuber]

[Derron]

Portland hipsters with their beards and man buns and their bitches that invaded my formerly favorite brew pub in Tillamook.

Millenials ran Derron from his favorite night spot.
That is amusing.

Hipsters with man buns > Derron.

You are truly the dumbest mother fucker to breathe air on this earth. Nobody runs me from anywhere, expect maybe reading your garbage could run anybody.

[Softball Bat]

Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss