Sincerely, Dinsdale

[Goober McTuber]

Him and Screwy are boys. .

Your idiocy knows no bounds. There's few people on this board I've locked horns with more often than Screwey. I gave him the nickname Screwball.

[Goober McTuber]

The mother fucking irony...

No shit.

[Dinsdale]

Didn't pay attention to the face, instead focused on what appears to be a rather large pair of tits.

Isn't this a Dinsdale thread?

I'm torn on this one -- there's an unsubstantiated rumor that her pussy stinks.

[Derron]

Didn't pay attention to the face, instead focused on what appears to be a rather large pair of tits.

Isn't this a Dinsdale thread?

I'm torn on this one -- there's an unsubstantiated rumor that her pussy stinks.

So who gets to roll in there and verify or deny that rumor ?

[atmdad]

Didn't pay attention to the face, instead focused on what appears to be a rather large pair of tits.

Isn't this a Dinsdale thread?

I'm torn on this one -- there's an unsubstantiated rumor that her pussy stinks.

So who gets to roll in there and verify or deny that rumor ?

I'm married, mostly happy for 25 years, I think this job belongs to the D,



and remember, Pics or it didn't happen.

[Imus]

Didn't pay attention to the face, instead focused on what appears to be a rather large pair of tits.

Isn't this a Dinsdale thread?

I'm torn on this one -- there's an unsubstantiated rumor that her pussy stinks.

So who gets to roll in there and verify or deny that rumor ?

Only one I know would be Goobs, commando style (no gas mask). If he comes back with diesel on his moustache we know he's hetro.

[Goober McTuber]

I would go with the "Goober Rule of Thumb" test. Slide your thumb into her twat, then pass it briefly under your nose. If your head doesn't violently jerk backwards, you're good to go.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

There's few people on this board I've locked horns with more often than Screwey.

You always gave off the vibe of an older, homosexual sugar-daddy grooming his catamite.
You'd seek him out, unsolicited and unrequested, and corner him awkwardly. It just came across as...weird. Sorry, it had to be said.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Derron]

I would go with the "Goober Rule of Thumb" test. Slide your thumb into her twat, then pass it briefly under your nose. If your head doesn't violently jerk backwards, you're good to go.

Haaa...no fuckin way you back off that because of the stench. Once you get your thumb palm deep in that stank you are jumping on and pile driving that stank. You will worry about the stench later on after you have nutted and wiped your cock off on the curtains. Hopefully you can make the shower before you wretch and puke.

Reason I know is there was this chick back in the day who had a pretty good stank going on. But she had the tightest pussy I have ever encountered in the 23 years at the time. Enough that it made you go back for more...all the time. I mean this gal had to sit on your dick and twirl down on it to get it to fit, if it lasted that long anyway.

[Softball Bat]

When people brag about their sexual exploits on the board, 99% of the time they come off sounding like total losers.

Derron is not part of the 1%.
Trust me.

[Goober McTuber]

Have you ever seen a photo of Dohron? Not exactly a pussy-magnet.

[Imus]

Have you ever seen a photo of Dohron? Not exactly a pussy-magnet.

So says Mr. Wrinkles himself. I suspect the only things longing for your pile of crepe skin are a bunch of maggots or AP.

Happy Monday.

[Goober McTuber]

Have you ever seen a photo of Dohron? Not exactly a pussy-magnet.

So says Mr. Wrinkles himself.

Mr. Wrinkles? What the fuck are you talking about? I got no fucking wrinkles.

[Goober McTuber]

I got no fucking wrinkles.

It would appear you have very little education.

Just a college degree in computer programming. I suppose it doesn't measure up to your doctorate in Spastic Messageboarding.

[Imus]

Have you ever seen a photo of Dohron? Not exactly a pussy-magnet.

So says Mr. Wrinkles himself.

Mr. Wrinkles? What the fuck are you talking about? I got no fucking wrinkles.

Yeah? Well post up that pic again of you in the birthday suit and prove it. Mr. Wrinkles. If you dare.

[Goober McTuber]

Yeah? Well post up that pic again of you in the birthday suit and prove it. Mr. Wrinkles. If you dare.

Like you don't have it saved to your hard drive, pervert.

[Imus]

Nice dodge.

Would somebody out there link a niqqer up?

[Goober McTuber]

Nice dodge.

It's a Chrysler, you fucking pinhead.

[Goober McTuber]

Would somebody out there link a niqqer up?

I'm sorry you got your hopes up, Imus, but in the photo my prodigious naughty bits were completely covered.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Nice dodge.

Would somebody out there link a niqqer up?

You're requesting a pic of some naked old dude?

[Derron]

When people brag about their sexual exploits on the board, 99% of the time they come off sounding like total losers.

Derron is not part of the 1%.
Trust me.

Funny there Batshit Crazy . If you could comprehend the post you would see I was 23 when making such reference. Now I know you have not been laid in you entire life and your sex life ended when your mom took your jerk sock away, but some people have actually had a pretty decent sex life. You on the other hand obsess about flat earth and all that crazy shit.

[Derron]

Have you ever seen a photo of Dohron? Not exactly a pussy-magnet.

So says Mr. Wrinkles himself.

Mr. Wrinkles? What the fuck are you talking about? I got no fucking wrinkles.

Probably not. Being the drunk lush you are, when you croak and the undertaker does a vein push to inject the embalming fluid, he will probably get hit the smell of the alcohol infused blood, and think he scored, he can save on the embalming and spend it on more make up to get the drunk red glow off your nose.

[Softball Bat]

you have not been laid in you entire life

I know...

All of us in here have fat wives.


Do you wear panties, too?

[Screw_Michigan]

Probably not. Being the drunk lush you are, when you croak and the undertaker does a vein push to inject the embalming fluid, he will probably get hit the smell of the alcohol infused blood, and think he scored, he can save on the embalming and spend it on more make up to get the drunk red glow off your nose.

English motherfucker

Again, assimilate or leave

[Screw_Michigan]

All of us in here have fat wives.

Speak for yrselvz

[Derron]

Again, assimilate or leave

Fucking hilarious. Act like you and ButtBall Bat, be all bat shit crazy and obsessed with Trump in your domes 24 / 7 ??

Thank God you two footballs are still around here since Moving Fail got ran, there would be nothing to do. Go fuck yourself moron.

[Screw_Michigan]

You're the only one here utterly incapable of posting in decent english. For as stupid as shutyomouth and Left Shitter are, they at least post in coherent english.

You're the one posting about coming up on dudes on the road and fucking them. Or at least that's what your illiteracy comes across as.

Piss off.

[Softball Bat]

You're the one posting about coming up on dudes on the road and fucking them.

[Imus]

Nice dodge.

Would somebody out there link a niqqer up?

You're requesting a pic of some naked old dude?

Uh, no. I think he did have some rag over his junk (pussy) thank god, but I was trying to keep Goobs on point, about his denial of being Mr. Wrinkles, and I gave him the chance to prove it. Pardon the nightmares it might cause us normal hetros, but Goobs made the claim.

[Goober McTuber]

There's more than one photo of me on this site, pervert. I'm not sending you an autographed copy. You want wrinkles?

[Imus]

I freely admit to being wrinkled (except for my dick, which when turgid resembles a 12 inch anaconda headed diamond cutter). Now if you continue to deny being Mr. Wrinkles then your credibility (Bwhaaaa) becomes damaged.





Marty this is about goob's mental health. Please play along.

[Goober McTuber]

You are 77. A very old 77. I am a young 65 - most people guess me to still be in my 50's. Again, there's photo evidence - recent photo evidence - posted on this site. You were here when they were posted. You probably don't remember, because well, you're really old and I'm sure you forget lots of stuff. Remember when you got suspended for the comments about the Rutgers women's basketball team? That was a fucking hoot.

Good luck with your new career as a shit troll.

[Goober McTuber]

You're the only one here utterly incapable of posting in decent english. For as stupid as shutyomouth and Left Shitter are, they at least post in coherent english.

You're the one posting about coming up on dudes on the road and fucking them. Or at least that's what your illiteracy comes across as.

Piss off.

Since the departure of the midget, YOU and Goobs have the #1 & 2# spots locked down for board bitch. It's almost like you've upped your gayme since TVO left - just so you can secure that spot. Make no mistake - you're doing well...

I'm a board bitch now that I've smacked you around a bit? You are fucking delusional.

[Goober McTuber]

I don't know. Maybe because you're a fucking idiot?

[Goober McTuber]

I don't know. Maybe because you're a fucking idiot?

You love me. You want my semen. You can't have it.

And there you go again.

[Goober McTuber]

Hey Meltspray, you've got 3 more threads to post a stupid picture in, and your surrender will be complete.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Capt. [Img] vs. Last Word Whore


It can't end well....