shutyomouth to the WHITE courtesy phone please

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:30 pm

Buttsy, I know you're a semi-regular at .net and an all-time spreadsheeter, and I was wondering about that Red Rover character. Is she Spamurai Gangbang's sister? I thought I picked up on that once. She appears to be totally untethered.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:34 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Buttsy, I know you're a semi-regular at .net and an all-time spreadsheeter, and I was wondering about that Red Rover character. Is she Spamurai Gangbang's sister? I thought I picked up on that once. She appears to be totally untethered.

Untethered? That's like saying Spray only has a beer gut.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:16 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:She appears to be totally untethered.

She's more tightly wrapped in tinfoil than a Mexican baby in a cage.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:30 pm

Papa Willie wrote:But...but...I totally suck at this.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:00 pm

please stop

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:19 pm

Looks like Meltspray is going to be all by himself in a few years...

White population aging rapidly in US, dying faster than babies are born, data show

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/21/wh ... -show.html

This is not alarmist. This comes straight from the source of all Truth.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:47 pm

This isn't anything new.

The birth rate is less than 2 kids per female adult in the US. At that rate the population isn't replacing itself. The birth rate is even lower among white women.

Sadly the birth rate is quite high in the lowest socio-economic groups, regardless of race. Those with the least means to support kids are having the majority of them.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:53 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:Looks like Meltspray is going to be all by himself in a few years...

White population aging rapidly in US, dying faster than babies are born, data show

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/21/wh ... -show.html

This is not alarmist. This comes straight from the source of all Truth.
Uhhhh - yeah - what Lefty said. I think this story is about 50 years old now?

So you never answered the question. Is that SG's sister?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:59 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:So you never answered the question. Is that SG's sister?
Don't know. Is it?

I thought I saw her throw out a casual reference about her brother, SG. I remembered both from back in the day. I just thought it interesting if it was her. Because of how far she's come.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:01 am

Goober wrote:Is that SG's sister?

Allegedly so.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:05 am

Papa Willie wrote:Why would you care?

That's what I do. I care. Deeply.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:11 am

Papa Willie wrote:Why would you care?

Because Goober McFedoraTipper creeps on the ladies. It's what he does.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:31 am

He needs female validation because his mom wouldn't hug him.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:34 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Why would you care?

Because Goober McFedoraTipper creeps on the ladies. It's what he does.

As opposed to you creeping on guys? Nice to see you come prancing out of the closet, Nancy.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:36 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:He needs female validation because his mom wouldn't hug him.

Thankfully, your mom went much, much farther. Sonny.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:36 am

Classic IKYABWAI, grandpappy.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:40 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Classic IKYABWAI, grandpappy.

Yet another tard who does not grasp the concept. IKYABWAI would have been if I had suggested that you needed female validation because your mom wouldn't hug you. You fucking retarded canuck.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:37 am

Left Seater wrote:This isn't anything new.

The birth rate is less than 2 kids per female adult in the US. At that rate the population isn't replacing itself. The birth rate is even lower among white women.

Sadly the birth rate is quite high in the lowest socio-economic groups, regardless of race. Those with the least means to support kids are having the majority of them.

Well hell..this is the whole reason we have this rampant illegal immigration problem. If we are going to run out of native born white folk, then we need to replace their sorry asses with the immigrants. Brilliant solution and it was right there in front of us for all these years.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:42 am

Derron wrote:
Left Seater wrote:This isn't anything new.

The birth rate is less than 2 kids per female adult in the US. At that rate the population isn't replacing itself. The birth rate is even lower among white women.

Sadly the birth rate is quite high in the lowest socio-economic groups, regardless of race. Those with the least means to support kids are having the majority of them.
Well hell..this is the whole reason we have this rampant illegal immigration problem. If we are going to run out of native born white folk, then we need to replace their sorry asses with the immigrants. Brilliant solution and it was right there in front of us for all these years.

Somebody’s gotta cut the grass and cook the fucking food.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:38 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: I remembered both from back in the day.

The fukk you do.

You don't remember what you had for breakfast today.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:50 pm

Mikey wrote:
Derron wrote:
Left Seater wrote:This isn't anything new.

The birth rate is less than 2 kids per female adult in the US. At that rate the population isn't replacing itself. The birth rate is even lower among white women.

Sadly the birth rate is quite high in the lowest socio-economic groups, regardless of race. Those with the least means to support kids are having the majority of them.
Well hell..this is the whole reason we have this rampant illegal immigration problem. If we are going to run out of native born white folk, then we need to replace their sorry asses with the immigrants. Brilliant solution and it was right there in front of us for all these years.
Somebody’s gotta cut the grass and cook the fucking food.

Well how shocking that the resident SoCal has that take. If illegal immigration were controlled or regulated in any manner, the whole fucking SoCal / entire fucking state economy would crash. This clearly supports the reason SoCals want nothing done about it. They would have to get off their asses and mow their own grass, instead of paying some illegal $ 10 a week to mow it.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:02 pm

Should have figured you'd take that seriously.

I don't have any grass, except for the shit that comes up every spring, and I don't pay anybody to work in my yard (though I think a lot of my neighbors do).
The day I can no longer take care of my own yard is the day my house goes on the market. At ~~a large~~ an obscene profit.

Plus, I don't live in SoCal. This is LoCal.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:58 am

Mikey wrote:Should have figured you'd take that seriously.

I don't have any grass, except for the shit that comes up every spring, and I don't pay anybody to work in my yard (though I think a lot of my neighbors do).
The day I can no longer take care of my own yard is the day my house goes on the market. At ~~a large~~ an obscene profit.

Plus, I don't live in SoCal. This is LoCal.

Last picture of your back yard I saw was all concrete and pool. What do you have to do, blow it or hose it off every couple weeks ??

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:31 pm

You weren't looking too closely then, and nobody will ever enter my yard with a fucking leaf blower.

Here's a view out the front door. You can see the bottom of the driveway down behind the Italian cypress.
Not as big as YOUR compound, but more than a concrete backyard. Plus I don't require any prepper additions like border-style fencing with machine gun emplacements.

A lot of that brown area down below was once green grass, but I got tired of it and it's gradually being replaced with low-water native plants.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:19 pm

Take a weed whacker to that hemlock (looks too tall to be Queen Anne's Lace). Breath deeply.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:26 pm

eriogonum giganteum

Also known as St. Catherine's lace, a California native buckwheat indigenous mainly to the Channel Islands.

https://www.laspilitas.com/nature-of-ca ... -giganteum

This is one of the larger ones that I've seen. It seems to really like that spot.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:35 am

Mikey wrote: A lot of that brown area down below was once green grass, but I got tired of it and it's gradually being replaced with low-water native plants.

Translation : I have not done a damn thing with that area, and the native weeds are making a fire hazard. The local Mexs stop by and try to get work fixing it up every week, but they might be illegal aliens so I tell them to hit the fucking road.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 6:12 am

Derron wrote:

Shows just how fucking ignorant you really are. The weeds aren’t native.
The grass, the wild mustard, the fennel. None of it.
Try again...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 6:35 am

OK, the ambrosia psilostachya is native and a pain in the ass to deal with. But not the others.
And it’s not a fire hazard and has never been a problem down there.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:47 pm

Derron wrote:

A pedestrian or cyclist is probably to blame for that crash.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 3:00 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Derron wrote:
A pedestrian or cyclist is probably to blame for that crash.

Derron and another guy were probably road drinking.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 3:09 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Derron wrote:
A pedestrian or cyclist is probably to blame for that crash.

Based on what? Or are you just talking out of your ass as per usual?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:56 pm

DUI

http://www.wjtv.com/news/metro/video-wo ... 1256465469

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:44 am

Left Seater wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Derron wrote:
A pedestrian or cyclist is probably to blame for that crash.
Based on what? Or are you just talking out of your ass as per usual?

This type of trolling is better suited for Twitter. I like how drivers complain about cyclists and pedestrians being the real menaces to society, but not drivers themselves.

I also like to post photos drivers to crash into buildings and ask "was the house wearing a helmet?" Or "was the house in a crosswalk?"

I love concern trolling, doesn't work as well here at T1B.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:46 am

I'd hit it

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:00 am

I bet the house darted out into traffic

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:41 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:I'd hit it

That’s how I always imagined Derron would look.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:35 am

Screw_Michigan wrote: This type of trolling is better suited for Twitter. I like how drivers complain about cyclists and pedestrians being the real menaces to society, but not drivers themselves.

I also like to post photos drivers to crash into buildings and ask "was the house wearing a helmet?" Or "was the house in a crosswalk?"

I love concern trolling, doesn't work as well here at T1B.

I can dig it.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:48 am

Mikey wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:I'd hit it

That’s how I always imagined Derron would look.

Because you fantasize about other men...?? Faggot. Want me to pay the rent on your dome on the 1st or 15th of the month ??

But if I looked like that instead of a reasonably fit 60 year old.. I would probably figure out a way to fuck myself Yo.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:02 pm

Nice...the “in your dome” retort is always a viable desperation move.

Let’s get this straight, though. I never said I was attracted to drunk teenage girls who crash their cars into gas stations at 100 mph - just that you’re reminiscent of one.