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....another topic of ridicule.

The last few weeks, we have been experiencing electrical gremlins that seemed to be worsening. Whenever the well pump would kick on, the house's voltage would go all third worldly on us. Some lights flickered, others brightened. Our last CRT TV finally kicked the bucket.

Good riddance.

Anyhooo, the OL calls me a few days ago.....

OL- Some of the lights are out and there's no aqua.

Me- Fukkk. I'l check it out when I get home.

I figured that that fukking well pump went out and took someshit with it. I was pissed off at myself since from day one, after installing that pump, it would cause voltage fluctuations on start up. I knew that the proper fix would be to switch it over to 220. It is an easy enough job, but I'm a lazy fukk and the old pump was 110, so installing it on 110 was easy. I was hoping that the 220 winding was still good and I'd be back in business after a bit of homeowner 'lectrishun work.

I wired it to 220 in about 20 minutes. 1 jumper move at the pump and moving the neutral line at the box over to a 110 breaker that was out of phase with the other. The pump fired up, no problemo, without the slightest bit of light flickerage. Cool, looks like I got off easy....

Nope.

Turn the washer on. It tried running in slow mo. Same for the window AC.

Fukk me.

Yesterday, I got out my fluke multimeter and did some investigation. I measured voltage at the box. With minimal use, a TV, few lights, OL's plug in vibrator, I had a bit of an imbalance. 235VAC across the phases (good), 108/127 between each line and neutral. (Not so good).

When I would turn the AC on, it went to 60/175 to ground. :shock: That's not even good in countries TGOF might refer to as shitholes.

My next step was to plug the AC into an outlet on the other leg. Same thing, but the other way (175/60).

It would seem we have a bit of an issue with voltage float. I was maintaining a steady 235 across them, but they were floating all over with respect to neutral/ground. I was not getting any difference between ground and neutral.

So, I did a bit of investigating. Went out to the meter, the fluctuations were there, all the way back to the meter IP. I then looked up at the power head, or whatever it is they call where the incoming wires from the pole get to the house. Everything looked good. I then followed the line out to the pole and about half way there I see the problem. The fukking neutral line was snapped. This line, in addition to providing a center tap for the transformer out at the pole, so it knows where the fukk ground is, is also meant to carry the weight of the line. This isn't good.

A normal, sane, responsible homeowner would immediately call the power company.

I decided I didn't want to wait a day or two and was curious, so I parked my RV under the break in the line, got out a set of jumper cables and my meter and climbed up to "fix" it.

Having a healthy respect for electricity, well most days anyway, I put my meter across the open neutral line first as I really had no idea what was on the pole side of it. It measured 3 VAC. OK, close enough. I clamped the leads across the open neutral and went back into the house.

117.7 VAC, both sides. Rack the local electric company for providing nice steady power.

Turned the AC on. It went to 117.5 for a moment. I'll take it.

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Window unit - When we moved to MA our place didn’t have central A/C. After not sleeping the first night we went out and bought 4 of those mofos at first light.
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Unlike everything from about Virginia on south, central air is not typical in most homes. Newer upscale homes, excepted. Just not enough need for it. I have given thought to doing a minisplit setup for the bedrooms some day, but it’s kinda hard to justify it for a handful of days in the summer.


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As promised......

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Slightly ghetto neutral line.


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Yeah, you can touch any wire, with any voltage on it.....so long as you aren’t touching anything else that will provide a current path. I’ll bet the linemen will get a laugh at the jumper cable neutral patch.


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Where we were just South of Boston you needed A/C in June, July and Aug. That is 1/4th of the year. You didn't always need it at night, but it could get pretty humid as well. 75 degrees with 80% humidity doesn't make for decent sleeping weather.
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smackaholic wrote:I’ll bet the linemen will get a laugh at the jumper cable neutral patch.
Make sure you get them back.
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Left Seater wrote:Where we were just South of Boston you needed A/C in June, July and Aug. That is 1/4th of the year. You didn't always need it at night, but it could get pretty humid as well. 75 degrees with 80% humidity doesn't make for decent sleeping weather.
If you live in a densely populated area in a crappy apartment, yeah, you need it.

I am on a hill, which helps a bit. I also have a whole house fan and a good ceiling fan above the bed. Also have some oaks providing good summer shade.

With all this, there are maybe a half dozen. Ishtar a year an AC would be nice but still not needed. Some years we get them out, some we don’t.


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We used the hell out of them each summer we were there. I like my air to be conditioned. Lower the temp and lower the humidity. This makes for far better sleep. At hotels, I set the temp at 66. At home 68 during sleepy time, 74 the rest of the time when we are in the house. It goes up to 76 when we leave the house.
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I like sleeping in a cold room as well. But I don’t much care for conditioned air. If my options are conditioned air or fresh air that is maybe a few degrees warmer than I prefer, I’d go with the warm fresh air. The ceiling fan makes it tolerable. And a whole house fan is an absolute must, IMO. It will get your inside temp down close to the outside pretty quickly. All the window/ceiling fans in the world won’t do that. Plus it’s great for airing out the attic and making sure there’s no moisture up there.


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smackaholic wrote:I like sleeping in a cold room as well. But I don’t much care for conditioned air. If my options are conditioned air or fresh air that is maybe a few degrees warmer than I prefer, I’d go with the warm fresh air. The ceiling fan makes it tolerable. And a whole house fan is an absolute must, IMO. It will get your inside temp down close to the outside pretty quickly. All the window/ceiling fans in the world won’t do that. Plus it’s great for airing out the attic and making sure there’s no moisture up there.
I really don't know why you fuck around with all that stuff when you could put a swamp cooler in there and take care of it.

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Props to you, Smackie and Roach. Electricity scares the shit outta me, so reading what you did is like PFM to me.
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PFM would be one of those whirly-bird contraptions you have figured out how to master.

I'll bet when igor Sikorsky, or whoever the fukk it was, sat down at the table and drew up his concept on a napkin, whoever he showed it to prolly looked at him and said "you're fukking crazy!!!! That will never work."

Electricity is actually pretty simple in comparison.
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Derron wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I like sleeping in a cold room as well. But I don’t much care for conditioned air. If my options are conditioned air or fresh air that is maybe a few degrees warmer than I prefer, I’d go with the warm fresh air. The ceiling fan makes it tolerable. And a whole house fan is an absolute must, IMO. It will get your inside temp down close to the outside pretty quickly. All the window/ceiling fans in the world won’t do that. Plus it’s great for airing out the attic and making sure there’s no moisture up there.
I really don't know why you fuck around with all that stuff when you could put a swamp cooler in there and take care of it.

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