(a good) Joke (for a change)

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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(a good) Joke (for a change)

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Two little bruthahs are playing. One of them says, "Yo'...let's play "whitey", see what it's like being white".
So the boy pours a bag of flour over his sibling.
The flour covered boy walks up to his dad and says,
"Dad, look at me. I'm white!"
The dad removes his belt and thrashes the child.
He then finds his mother and says,
"Mom. I'm white."
The mother takes off her slipper and batters the boy.
He then finds Grandma and proclaims,
"Grandma! I is white."
The granny smacks the youngster with five across his lips.
Returning to his brother, he's then asked by his playmate,
"So. What was it like being white? Did you learn anything?"

"I sho' nuff did." He replies. "I've only been white for ten minutes...and already I hate ni66ers!"
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B-

Not bad.
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Pitiful. Sirfuckafist would be so proud.
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