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Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:07 am

I did the math and threads I start are responsible for 45% of the traffic on the first page of this god forsaken shithole. If it wasn't for me, you'd be back to being outpaced by snails when it comes to traffic. Slow, that's Duhron's pace.

Thank me, motherfuckers.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:16 am

So this “act” is just trolling to increase Board Traffic.

That explains a lot.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:27 am

Because it has been an ongoing avalanche, many people have become desensitized to the overwhelming buffoonery of this current president.

S_M could literally start 7 threads a day about the gross stupidity and unacceptability of what is going on.

The buffoon in chief is a human pinata -- and he tees himself up multiple times on a daily basis.

So S_M only posts one thread a day about the child in the oval office.
No big deal.
He is actually restraining himself.

The board needs more posts.
The board needs more threads.

Good work, S_M!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:45 am

Left Seater wrote:So this “act” is just trolling to increase Board Traffic.

That explains a lot.

Of course not. Every post I make comes from the cockles of my heart.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:47 am

I don't know that any traffic is good traffic. It is what it is, if it's slow, who cares. If you have a contribution, make it. I'm here for the long haul, aside from English football boards, it's home.

I worry about our southern cousins and the Trump mania though, whatever side. I've never seen you chaps like his and it's worrying. Like seriously, all consuming.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:38 am

You are a dumb bitch.

Just so you know.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:49 pm

Papa Willie wrote: You and Screwy are killing this place. Just so you know.

I laffed

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:15 pm

Screwball sometimes says some really stupid shit. He's like the Derron of the left. His heart's in the right place. His head, not so much so. Overall though, he's a plus to the board. Meltspray is a great big ZERO.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:37 pm

SOMETIMES???

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:04 pm

This is very easy.

Question: Would the board be worse off if S_M left?

Answer: Of course. Just as it is worse off since his buddy Mgo hasn't posted in 3 months.

S_M's posts are not everybody's cup of tea.
His posts are not always my cup of tea.
BFD.
Tough shit.
Get over it.

He has his own schtick and that's that.

If someone doesn't like it, scroll him -- or put him on ignore if you are a true pussy who can't handle life.

Arch Angel · Post by **Arch Angel** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:40 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:I did the math and threads I start are responsible for 45% of the traffic on the first page of this god forsaken shithole. If it wasn't for me, you'd be back to being outpaced by snails when it comes to traffic. Slow, that's Duhron's pace.

Thank me, motherfuckers.

okay, Douchebag

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:23 pm

Roach wrote:Yeah, fucking thank you.

That's the spirit!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:36 pm

You are the straw that stirs the shit. Rack you.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:49 pm

Softball Bat wrote:The board needs more posts.
The board needs more threads.

The board needs more posters. The Deciders need to figure what to do with the Recruiting and Marketing departments. They've been asleep at the switch for over a decade.

Oh, and thanks, Screwey.

Arch Angel · Post by **Arch Angel** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:00 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Softball Bat wrote:The board needs more posts.
The board needs more threads.
The board needs more posters. The Deciders need to figure what to do with the Recruiting and Marketing departments. They've been asleep at the switch for over a decade.

Oh, and thanks, Screwey.

Most of us been here since the Jim Rome days and participated in events and since then we haven't been advertising or we run off the tards to the Deuce.

The Deciders need to pick up on announcing that this board is active and need more fresh blood but please god and God do not bring in tards like Screwy or Moving Fail, I can only deal with so much bullshit as there is with fellating Democrat sheep.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:26 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Softball Bat wrote:The board needs more posts.
The board needs more threads.
The board needs more posters. The Deciders need to figure what to do with the Recruiting and Marketing departments. They've been asleep at the switch for over a decade.

Oh, and thanks, Screwey.

https://www.indeed.com/

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:49 pm

I hand you your ass, tubby, not your shriveled balls.

Screwball and pops are both more entertaining than you, Meltie. For that matter, so is Sirfindafold. Or Dan Vogel.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:13 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I hand you your ass, tubby, not your shriveled balls.

Screwball and pops are both more entertaining than you, Meltie. For that matter, so is Sirfindafold. Or Dan Vogel.
Make no mistake, fag - you've never gotten over on anybody. You're pretty much to board doggie. Everybody throws you the scraps after dinner, and you eat them.

Keep deluding yourself, Meltie. I own your fat ass.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:23 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Keep deluding yourself, Meltie. I own your fat ass.
You're not even worthy of owning the fiber in my shit.

You dance at my beck and call, Meltie. Just like right now.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:25 am

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