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So hating the Constitution is a feel good story.

Good to know Comrade.
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"Rolling Stone"? Been a while that rag was relevant.
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BSmack wrote:Looks like the NRA has problems.

I was under the impression that the NRA existed to defend against encroachments on your 2nd Amendment right?

Am I mistaken?
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: I was under the impression that the NRA existed to defend against encroachments on your 2nd Amendment right?

Am I mistaken?
It's the white peoples' grievance lobby.

Tell me you knew.
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Left Seater wrote:So hating the Constitution is a feel good story.
:meds: :meds: :meds:
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Well fucking shocking the fact that a bunch of liberal governments and left wing agenda fueled companys are conspiring to run the NRA out of business. What better way to shut down a political advocacy group than to take their insurance and ability to operate away.

The media is under the impression that the NRA is the mouth piece for gun owners and others wishing to protect our Second Amendment rights from all the liberals who want to take legally owned guns from law abiding citizens. The NRA represents a fraction of the actual gun owners in this country and the loss of their lobby is minor in nature. Nothing to see here.
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They could probably raise a pile of cash by selling some guns to Iran.
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Hmmm, a pile of cash and Iran...
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The NRA = ACLU. If you force one out, the other should be forced out as well, not to mention hundreds of others on both sides of the political spectrum.

And great take Screwy. Please explain how forcing the NRA out isn’t hating the Constitution.
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Thoughts and Prayers going out to our brothers at the NRA.
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Left Seater wrote:The NRA = ACLU. If you force one out, the other should be forced out as well, not to mention hundreds of others on both sides of the political spectrum.

And great take Screwy. Please explain how forcing the NRA out isn’t hating the Constitution.
The NRA is a white supremacist hate group that facilitates money laundering from foreign nationals for politicians while dabbling in arms trafficking. Sorry if I don't shed a tear for this asswipe of an organization.

The ACLU fights for Americans of all creeds.
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Mikey wrote:Thoughts and Prayers going out to our brothers at the NRA.
The NRA is getting pwned by a bunch of high schoolers. Isn't that rich?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Mikey wrote:Thoughts and Prayers going out to our brothers at the NRA.
The NRA is getting pwned by a bunch of high schoolers. Isn't that rich?
Yeah, but not so surprising when you consider...


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Papa Willie wrote:Reading anything from Rolling Stone is on par with wanting to suck David Duke's cock after a meal. Sure - people like Screwy are okay with that, but normal people do not want to do that.
So you're saying the NRA isn't in financial trouble, even though they said they are?
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You know who shouldn't turn their guns over?

African Americans defending themselves from murderous cops, that's who.

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Bruthah's gonna work it out.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
The NRA is a white supremacist hate group that facilitates money laundering from foreign nationals for politicians while dabbling in arms trafficking.
Oh, so it is the same as the Clinton Foundation then. Got it.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
The ACLU fights for Americans of all creeds.
Then why are they wasting time and resources on illegal aliens?
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Left Seater wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
The ACLU fights for Americans of all creeds.
Then why are they wasting time and resources on illegal aliens?
Ask Trump why he thinks they should.
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One asinine take does not make the initial premise any less wrong or stupid.
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Left Seater wrote: Then why are they wasting time and resources on illegal aliens?
Because the crimes are taking place IN AMERICA.
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The Clinton Foundation is not a white supremacist hate group, sorry to break it to you.
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Complete nonsense.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Complete nonsense.
Par for the course.
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Sorry, moron, I deal in facts. Join the club some time.
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Left Seater wrote:The NRA = ACLU.
Interesting take.

At one time conservatives put the ACLU down, saying that while they were good at one time they had become an organization that supports criminals.

The NRA is similar.

While at one time they advocated for 2A rights, they have become a fringe organization that protects the ability of criminals to get high-powered, high-capacity weapons that have nothing to do with self-defense or hunting for food. The NRA is a pox on American citizens in general.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Left Seater wrote: Then why are they wasting time and resources on illegal aliens?
Because the crimes are taking place IN AMERICA.

Glad you admit that the illegal aliens are criminals. But shouldn’t the ACLU concern themselves with crimes committed by actual US citizens?
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Left Seater wrote:Glad you admit that the illegal aliens are criminals. But shouldn’t the ACLU concern themselves with crimes committed by actual US citizens?
I'm talking about the ICE and CBP officials breaking the law by tearing these families apart.

Please don't be this dense.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Complete nonsense.
Par for the course.
Complete denial - and THAT is par for the course.
Absolutely true. Complete denial that you have a sufficient supply of working brain cells.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Glad you admit that the illegal aliens are criminals. But shouldn’t the ACLU concern themselves with crimes committed by actual US citizens?
I'm talking about the ICE and CBP officials breaking the law by tearing these families apart.

Please don't be this dense.
This should be good. What laws exactly are ICE and CBP officials breaking when these families are separated?

Keep in mind these are not citizens and they are guilty of breaking our laws.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Join the club some time.
So the Three Stooge Shit Slinging Monkeys group is opening up to new members ?? Is that just because Diego just rolled back in ? You can gain another bobble nodding head monkey to parrot your shit takes and joint the run ins when Killian and Arch ass fuck you a couple times a week. Fucking moron.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: The NRA is a white supremacist hate group that facilitates money laundering from foreign nationals for politicians while dabbling in arms trafficking. Sorry if I don't shed a tear for this asswipe of an organization.
Can you hook us up with some links or even maybe a baseless CNN article that remotely supports your allegations ?? Or are you just running your shit mouth again ? Maybe your bro Gobbles can research his CNN feed for you.
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Left Seater wrote:[ What laws exactly are ICE and CBP officials breaking when these families are separated?

Keep in mind these are not citizens and they are guilty of breaking our laws.
As far as the left is concerned those illegal aliens are Democratic voters they minute the fuckers clear the border and get pass Border Patrol. They are fleeing oppression and have no other entry options, just like the millions that have already made it here. All legal options were not available to them at all.
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Papa Willie wrote:It's not all as bad as it seems.
Well...that’s good to know. And all along I was thinking it was probably worse.
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Derron wrote: Can you hook us up with some links or even maybe a baseless CNN article that remotely supports your allegations ?? Or are you just running your shit mouth again ? Maybe your bro Gobbles can research his CNN feed for you.
Philando Castile--legal gun holder summarily executed by Minneapolis police.

Dumbfuck.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Derron wrote: Can you hook us up with some links or even maybe a baseless CNN article that remotely supports your allegations ?? Or are you just running your shit mouth again ? Maybe your bro Gobbles can research his CNN feed for you.
Philando Castile--legal gun holder summarily executed by Minneapolis police.

Dumbfuck.
Links...you know a clickable link to a verified story, to a document that proves your allegations and not just another handful of your monkey shit slung on the wall while you clap your hands and walk away on all fours. Bitch.
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So the NRA is a white supremacist hate group based on the shooting of Philandro Castile? The one where the (Latino) officer was acquitted of all charges?

Excellent example, Fredo.
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Left Seater wrote: Keep in mind these are not citizens and they are guilty of breaking our laws.
The law is applicable equally to anyone on U.S. soil regardless of status of citizenship.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Left Seater wrote: Keep in mind these are not citizens and they are guilty of breaking our laws.
The law is applicable equally to anyone on U.S. soil regardless of status of citizenship.
Not to speak for Lefty, but I believe that's his point.
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