VD question for Marty

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:00 am

Do you have a venereal disease, Spray? Hmmm?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:59 am

Papa Willie wrote:No. I'm too old for those.

Sure about that?

STD Rates Keep Rising for Older Adults
Report shows 20% jump between 2015 and 2016
by Randy Lilleston, AARP, September 28, 2017 | Comments: 0

Infection rates for sexually transmitted diseases keep climbing among Americans 45 and older, part of a larger national trend that the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says must be confronted.

There were 82,938 cases of gonorrhea, syphilis and chlamydia reported among Americans 45 and older last year, according to the CDC’s sexually transmitted disease surveillance report for 2016. That is about a 20 percent increase over 2015 and continues a trend of year-over-year increases since at least 2012. The rates of infection are highest among people ages 15 to 24, but the increase among older Americans was larger than for the rest of the population.

The numbers were among the more than 2 million reported cases in all age groups for the three diseases in 2016, according to the CDC. That number is the highest ever recorded in a single year.

“STDs are a persistent enemy, growing in number, and outpacing our ability to respond,” Jonathan Mermin, M.D., director of the CDC National Center for HIV/AIDS, viral hepatitis, STD and TB prevention, said in a statement.

According to the CDC:

There were 43,409 reported cases of chlamydia among people 45 and older in 2016, up from 38,185 reported cases in 2015 and 26,405 in 2012.
Gonorrhea had 33,879 reported cases last year in the same age group, up from 26,005 in 2015 and 16,257 in 2012.
For primary and secondary syphilis, 5,650 cases were reported in the age group. That’s up from 4,848 in 2015 and 3,176 in 2012.
All three STDs can be cured with antibiotics, but untreated cases have severe health consequences. The CDC notes the STDs "put men, women, and infants at risk for severe, lifelong health outcomes like chronic pain, severe reproductive health complications, and HIV."

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:12 pm

Two words. The Villages.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 2:38 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Might want to TROTS this one. I just get that feeling.

You could add this to any of your threads.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 2:48 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 2:57 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Might want to TROTS this one. I just get that feeling.
You could add this to any of your threads.
Why don’t you try to find out who your real parents were?

I can help you with yours. I'm your daddy.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 3:06 pm

Nonsense. I'm still quite potent.

Nice ubb skills, fatso.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:00 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Nonsense. I'm still quite potent.

Nice ubb skills, fatso.
Taptalk has it's flaws.

User error.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:10 pm

Did you find that lodged in your a-hole?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:26 pm

Another red X. Brilliant.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:31 pm

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:32 pm

What’s the difference between Meltspray and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:53 pm

Papa Willie wrote:I wanted to lose 10 pounds this month. Only 13 to go.

:P

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 8:36 pm

Papa Willie wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Aug 27, 2018 8:43 pm

Things are spiralling out of control...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 8:55 pm

Nonsense, Marty.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:27 am

Sorry you wee pwned. Again.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 1:12 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Sorry you wee pwned. Again.
Oh no, coon boy. You've had your ass absolutely handed to you today. You're just too fucking stupid to know it.

No, he pwned you all afternoon. You responded with nothing but homosmack so you lost by default.

Try harder next time.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:55 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Sorry you wee pwned. Again.
Oh no, coon boy. You've had your ass absolutely handed to you today. You're just too fucking stupid to know it.

You went into a day-long meltdown. It was most entertaining. Like watching a big fat dog chasing its tail.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 1:31 pm

Please explain everyone that kicked my teeth out, Melty. You got dragged into a battle of wits, which you lost. Whenever you start getting your ass kicked and you have no ability to articulate any sort of credible response, you resort to posting photos of little crying girls. It's like your own personal white flag.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:57 pm

Watching your abject surrender on a regular basis always feels good, Melty.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:06 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Watching your abject surrender on a regular basis always feels good, Melty.
Dude - I think you're seriously starting to a little bit too old for this type thing. It's OCD or serious senility in your case. I'll say probably both.

I'm sure this post made sense to you, tubster. OCD what?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:55 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Dude - I think you're seriously starting to a little bit too old for this type thing.

Try speaking English you stupid fat fuck.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:16 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Dude - I think you're seriously starting to a little bit too old for this type thing.
Try speaking English you stupid fat fuck.
People like you do better with cancer.

I would also kick cancer's fat ass.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:21 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
I would also kick cancer's fat ass.
The only ass you've ever kicked was your own, old drunk guy.

You're fantasizing again, Melty.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:38 pm

Oh yes, I've seen it. :grin:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:24 pm

How obsessed do you have to be about another poster here, in order to start a thread about him on a different board that he doesn't post on?

http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopi ... =2&t=26540

Melt on, buddy.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:39 pm

You are totally delusional and obsessed. I'm at work throughout the afternoon.

P.S. I don't work in a bar.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:01 pm

Keep going, Meltspray, you're almost there. The board is almost unreadable.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:06 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Keep going, Meltspray, you're almost there. The board is almost unreadable.
Things would be better here if you could just make it 2 days without being so drunk & fucked up, Faggy.

More fantasy. I have not been even a little drunk since my vacation in February. Try a different tack, Melty.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:36 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:How obsessed do you have to be about another poster here, in order to start a thread about him on a different board that he doesn't post on?

http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopi ... =2&t=26540

Melt on, buddy.

Wow, maybe the most cowardly thing I've seen on this board in years. Meltspray gets his ass kicked and runs to a board the ass-kicker doesn't visit and starts a thread about him.

This deserves a banning.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:57 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:

Goobs is a real hoot around the holidays...

https://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/

I almost feel sorry for the reindeer.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Wed Aug 29, 2018 12:00 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:

Goobs is a real hoot around the holidays...

https://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/

I almost feel sorry for the reindeer.

Almost, but not quite.

An early gift, for an elderly drunk.

Seasons beatings, in advance.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:05 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:How obsessed do you have to be about another poster here, in order to start a thread about him on a different board that he doesn't post on?

http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopi ... =2&t=26540

Melt on, buddy.

Your thread is going swimmingly, Melty. Some douche called me a "libshit pansy-assed academitian", Jokey (of all people) called me a faggot, and Steve Jobs said "Lurker" (Goobs) plus Minifuk Titvan = true t1b love -- a real life internet life bromance.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 5:41 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:How obsessed do you have to be about another poster here, in order to start a thread about him on a different board that he doesn't post on?

http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopi ... =2&t=26540

Melt on, buddy.
Your thread is going swimmingly, Melty. Some douche called me a "libshit pansy-assed academitian", Jokey (of all people) called me a faggot, and Steve Jobs said "Lurker" (Goobs) plus Minifuk Titvan = true t1b love -- a real life internet life bromance.
I've not looked at it in awhile. Thanks for caring & updating everybody over here, though.

PS: I just updated that thread.

Of course you did. That's the only way it's staying on page 1. :grin:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:35 pm

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:39 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

This thread makes me cry

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:04 pm

Meltspray, you are just pathetic. The only way you can make it through a day is to sit there fantasizing that you're making people angry, imagining what they are thinking and feeling, and believing that you somehow got over.

The next time I get angry at a message board post will be the very first.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:50 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Damn - I thought you'd died from your meltdown. Sadly not. Everybody's laughing at you on the other board.

Meltdown? You got a link for that, Fantasyspray?

.net is laughing? How horribly distressing. If you remember, I posted that thread here knowing what it would get, and it was all in good fun. It's the most recent thread to hit the Archives. One of us is able to laugh at himself, and it's not you.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:34 pm

Papa Willie wrote:http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopi ... 8cd5f56b44

Oh hell - what am I doing? You're checking it out at least once an hour.

So you're saying I'm melting down on a board that I don't even post on? Good lord, you are lost.