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At least we can't complain about this crop of po$ers letting us down in the entertainment dept.
'Cept for maybe the 'feeling the pinch' Comedy Clubs :wink:
Moderator: Jesus H Christ
Liberals lead Tories in latest poll
By ALEXANDER PANETTA
OTTAWA (CP) - The Liberals vaulted to a 14-point lead over the Conservatives in popular support, suggests a new poll released to The Canadian Press.
A Decima survey last week suggests support for the federal Tories crumbled, putting them in a virtual dead heat with the NDP.
The Liberals were at 37 per cent support, the Tories had 23 per cent and the NDP were trailing them closely at 21 per cent.
Most surprising were the numbers in the critical battleground of Ontario, where the Conservatives were running neck-neck with the Grits barely a month ago.
Decima said the Tories had fallen 26 points behind the Liberals and were in third place behind the NDP.
*Snicker*The Liberals had 48 per cent in that province, the NDP was at 24 and the Conservatives held 22 per cent.
"The trend lines - especially in Ontario - are definitely better for the Liberal party than they were several weeks ago, no question about that," said Bruce Anderson, head of Decima Research Inc.
The New Democrats also held small leads over the Tories among women, single people and voters under age 34.
The poll of 1,000 respondents was conducted June 2-5. Decima said the results are accurate to within 3.1 percentage points, 19 times out of 20, but the provincial and demographic breakdowns are less reliable because they have a smaller sample size.
Those kinds of poll numbers could have a significant impact on federal politics and the timing of an election.
A Tory party that just days ago had Parliament paralysed in its effort to topple the Liberal government now seems destined to sit patiently through an election-free spring.
The Liberals have steadily climbed back in a series of polls after being battered by a daily stream of revelations at the sponsorship inquiry.
However, the Conservatives had even less support than they did before tales of corruption in Liberal ranks surfaced in April, the poll suggests.
Um.. no they won't Monte..But Liberals shouldn't feel too triumphant, Anderson warned.
The wild swings suggest a temperamental electorate, and these latest Decima numbers would still likely give the Liberals only a minority government.
"(These are) not unprecedented levels of support for the Liberal party," Anderson said.
"I would say it's more reasonable to assume that they're fragile, rather than sturdy levels of support because of the volatility we've seen."
Anderson blamed the Tories' poor showing on a strategy that has been "out of sync" with the desires of the electorate.
In their efforts to take down the government, the Tories found themselves running against public opinion among voters who didn't want an election and actually liked the NDP-inspired changes to the federal budget.
Parliament was shut down for a few days as the Tories and Bloc Quebecois boycotted to protest the Liberals clinging to power.
"During the same period, the NDP has been urging that the House (of Commons) keep working, that it expand its agenda beyond . . . corruption, and has been promoting social spending over corporate tax cuts," Anderson said.
The Tories appear unlikely to try forcing an election again this spring, as MPs suggest the party will spend the summer shaping policy and building popular support.
That would be in keeping with what voters want, the Decima poll suggests.
Only 12 per cent of respondents said the Tories should renew their takedown effort, compared to 76 per cent who said they should wait.
The Liberals responded gleefully to Decima's numbers.
"I've always been confident that the general public in Ontario saw the merits of a good government," said Immigration Minister Joe Volpe, the Liberals' political minister for the province.
"The programs that we began to outline and publicize through the budget were ones that galvanized public opinion and won public confidence."
The Tories said they'll keep working to win public support.
"These things wax and wane," said Tory finance critic Monte Solberg.
"I think we just keep pounding away, stay positive, and in the end people will come around to our point of view."
Perhaps Ontario's fruit trees have masked the stench of a corrupt poli-system in decay.Otis Wrote:
What's that smell... the pleasant aroma of the signs for a Liberal majority in the next election.
You are smelling the smoke from the flames of the corpse that was Canada, should the gLiberals get a majority. Both the West (Alberta and B.C.) and Quebec will be gone faster that Martin will throw money at them to convince them to stay.Otis wrote:
What's that smell... the pleasant aroma of the signs for a Liberal majority in the next election.
Otis wrote: RACK Harper.
Oh is that the Conservitards new angle, threatening seperation if they're not elected?Hapday wrote:You are smelling the smoke from the flames of the corpse that was Canada, should the gLiberals get a majority. Both the West (Alberta and B.C.) and Quebec will be gone faster that Martin will throw money at them to convince them to stay.Otis wrote:
What's that smell... the pleasant aroma of the signs for a Liberal majority in the next election.
But please Otis, tell us how you feel about Bush and why he shouldn't be President. :roll:
Shot in arm for 2 tiers
Supreme Court strikes down Quebec ban on private health insurance
By KATHLEEN HARRIS, Parliamentary Bureau
IN A LANDMARK ruling that swings open the door to two-tier health care, Canada's highest court has struck down a law that bans Quebecers from buying private medical insurance.
Yesterday's Supreme Court judgment says the government's "monopolistic" grip over the system, as patients suffer and die on long waiting lists, is unconstitutional.
"Prohibiting citizens from obtaining private health-care insurance may leave people no choice but to accept excessive delays in the public health system," wrote Chief Justice Beverley McLachlin.
"The physical and psychological suffering and risk of death that may result outweigh whatever benefit there may be to the system as a whole."
The ruling applies only to Quebec, but paves the way for challenges from other provinces and could propel a national push for more privatization. While a majority of Supreme Court justices agreed the private insurance ban breaches Quebec's Charter, they were split on whether it violated Canada's Charter.
Health professionals across the country worry the judgment will shake medicare to its core, while pro-privatization advocates see a golden path to a more effective "hybrid" system. Saskatchewan, New Brunswick and Newfoundland already allow private medical insurance plans.
Dr. Albert Schumacher, president of the Canadian Medical Association, said the decision sounds the alarm for political leaders across the country to strengthen the public system by developing plans for timely access to services.
The court "decision represents a stinging indictment of the failure of governments to respond to the mountains of studies and years of research that shows us we need real action for our health-care system," he said.
YEAR ON WAITING LIST
The ruling stemmed from Quebec physician Jacques Chaoulli and his patient, George Zeliotis, who argued the province's ban on private insurance breached the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms and the Quebec Charter.
Zeliotis launched the challenge after he was forced to spend a year on a waiting list for a hip replacement in 1997 because he was prevented from paying to get quicker service.
The Canadian Nurses Association warned that privately operated health services will deplete staff from the public health sector.
Former Ontario premier Mike Harris, who penned a report with Preston Manning calling for the private sector to have a greater role in health care, praised the decision.
"The best way to improve the delivery of health care is to give Canadians the opportunity to choose the kind of care they want," he said.
Otis wrote: RACK Harper.
Give Karla a break: Grit senatorBy CP
MONTREAL -- A Quebec senator says the restrictions facing Ontario schoolgirl killer Karla Homolka are unfair and he wants to help her.
Liberal Sen. Michel Biron, 71, told CTV News last night that the conditions limiting Homolka's freedom when she finishes her 12-year sentence for manslaughter are "unjustified."
Among the conditions imposed by a judge last week are monthly check-ins with police and no consorting with criminals.
Homolka will be released between June 30 and July 4 after she completes her sentence for her role in the sordid sex killings of teens Leslie Mahaffy and Kristen French.
Biron, who was appointed to the Senate in 2001 by then-PM Jean Chretien, attended the hearing in Joliette, Que., last week that resulted in the conditions on Homolka's release. He said he wanted to show his support for her and that his presence was "strictly personal."
"I have to give her a chance," he said last night. "I don't consider her dangerous."
Biron's colleagues on Parliament Hill expressed shock when informed of his trip to Joliette.
"I don't think most people would normally do that but I have no idea why he did it and I would certainly want to find out from him," said Sen. Art Eggleton.
Tory Deputy Leader Peter MacKay said: "To be attending these hearings, and to be, apparently by his presence, lending moral support to Karla Homolka -- I think that's repugnant and I'm shocked."
Biron, a member of the Order of Canada, says he has never met Homolka or communicated with her.
Tim Danson, lawyer for the families of Homolka's victims, was surprised by Biron's support.
"To put that kind of prestige and honour behind Karla Homolka is seriously misplaced and he's obviously seriously ill-informed of the facts."
Otis wrote: RACK Harper.
I posed that question at a couple of other boards that have a large number of posters from Alberta and B.C. on them..Hapday wrote:You are smelling the smoke from the flames of the corpse that was Canada, should the gLiberals get a majority. Both the West (Alberta and B.C.) and Quebec will be gone faster that Martin will throw money at them to convince them to stay.Otis wrote:
What's that smell... the pleasant aroma of the signs for a Liberal majority in the next election.
Broad brush much? :roll:Hapday wrote:No surprise here, after all don't criminals look after their own?![]()
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Give Karla a break: Grit senatorBy CP
MONTREAL -- A Quebec senator says the restrictions facing Ontario schoolgirl killer Karla Homolka are unfair and he wants to help her.
Liberal Sen. Michel Biron, 71, told CTV News last night that the conditions limiting Homolka's freedom when she finishes her 12-year sentence for manslaughter are "unjustified."
Among the conditions imposed by a judge last week are monthly check-ins with police and no consorting with criminals.
Homolka will be released between June 30 and July 4 after she completes her sentence for her role in the sordid sex killings of teens Leslie Mahaffy and Kristen French.
Biron, who was appointed to the Senate in 2001 by then-PM Jean Chretien, attended the hearing in Joliette, Que., last week that resulted in the conditions on Homolka's release. He said he wanted to show his support for her and that his presence was "strictly personal."
"I have to give her a chance," he said last night. "I don't consider her dangerous."
Biron's colleagues on Parliament Hill expressed shock when informed of his trip to Joliette.
"I don't think most people would normally do that but I have no idea why he did it and I would certainly want to find out from him," said Sen. Art Eggleton.
Tory Deputy Leader Peter MacKay said: "To be attending these hearings, and to be, apparently by his presence, lending moral support to Karla Homolka -- I think that's repugnant and I'm shocked."
Biron, a member of the Order of Canada, says he has never met Homolka or communicated with her.
Tim Danson, lawyer for the families of Homolka's victims, was surprised by Biron's support.
"To put that kind of prestige and honour behind Karla Homolka is seriously misplaced and he's obviously seriously ill-informed of the facts."
Biron's comments provoked outrage from St. Catharines MP Walt Lastewka (Liberal), who fired off an angry letter demanding his resignation.
"If your concern for Ms. Homolka's post-release re-integration is that great, I believe that you should do that as a private citizen, " Lastewka wrote in a letter he forwarded to Prime Minister Paul Martin, all senators and MPs.
And???Otis Wrote:
I posed that question at a couple of other boards that have a large number of posters from Alberta and B.C. on them..
We'll see what they have to say. Cool
And the results were:tough love wrote:Western Seperation:
And???Otis Wrote:
I posed that question at a couple of other boards that have a large number of posters from Alberta and B.C. on them..
We'll see what they have to say. Cool
Excellent poli_fix suggestion, short of major poli_ reformation -> The Bloc_Western Party.
Huge Belated RACKS to the Social Credit Party of Canada.
Would Albertans and British Columbians choose seperation
Would seperate from Canada
33%
We're Canadians first, foremost and forever. Seperation isn't even an option.
66%
Would Albertans and British Columbians choose seperation
Would seperate from Canada
23%
We're Canadians first, foremost and forever. Seperation isn't even an option
76%
Ric Mercer's deserving of them...Confidential
To: Conservative Party of Canada Caucus Members
Re: Leaders Schedule.
Please be advised that Stephen Harper will not be available for regularly scheduled beratings this coming Friday . Leaders schedule has been changed to devote time to the spontaneous charm offensive.
Caucus members are encouraged to memorize leaders schedule, attend events and cheer the leader on in an appropriate manner.
Friday June 24
5:00 pm Leader to spontaneously bump into Rona Ambrose and conservative youth caucus by centennial flame.
5:05 pm Leader will refer to Rona and youth caucus as the “hottie and her peeps”.
Assembled caucus and observers are encouraged to raise right hand, form a fist, make a circular motion and chant “Stephen! Stephen! Stephen!”
CTV countdown with Mike Duffy crew to be in attendance.
5:10 pm Leader and youth caucus to travel on foot to ByWard market where leader will spontaneously announce he is getting nipple pierced.
Canada press photographer to attend.
Photo of leader’s nipple being iced to be released immediately.
5:30 Leader to sit on deck at Milestones restaurant located near the Chateau Laurier. Leader will order and enjoy a domestic beer. Members of caucus are invited to stop by and “Have a cold one with Stephen”
While seated leader will roll up shirt sleeves and expose yellow lance Armstrong cancer bracelet. Jane Taber to be informed that “Stephen relaxed and ordered a domestic beer just like a regular guy, he talked about hockey and declared ‘anyone who drinks imported is a pansy”
(note to caucus: many of you have voiced your concerns over our last memo encouraging you to wear the yellow cancer bracelet. We have looked into your concerns and have determined that the yellow cancer bracelet does not cause cancer but is part of a campaign to beat cancer)
6:45pm Secret Hacky Sac lessons.
closed to Media
:cool:tough love wrote:Stephen Harper; outmanoeuvred again.
Quit resorting to logic when arguing with Hap, tl, you know that's not exactly his strong point.tough love wrote:Sorry to say this Hap, but this flock of Tory's are simply too poli_dumb to ever get elected to power.
Given how they poli_managed to turned themselves from contenders into just another fringe party in record time, leads many to wonder if they are secretly working for the Libby's.
And once again Harper is grasping at straws like a drowning man and becoming a little less palatable to Canadians every time he opens his mouth.Here we go again, Harper isolates his party even further.
Harper Attacks Bloc over Same-Sex Marriage
Josh Pringle:
Stephen Harper is under fire for comments made about same-sex marriage.
The Conservative leader says most Canadians won't think same-sex marriage is legitimate because it will only pass with the support of the Bloc Quebecois.
The comments come as MP's prepare to debate and vote on the Liberal legislation to legalize gay and lesbian marriages.
Bloc leader Gilles Duceppe says his party has as much legitimacy as the Tories in Parliament, and that it's called democracy.
Justice Minister Irwin Cotler says the Bloc is a legitimate party in Parliament.
The House of Commons could vote on the bill as early as Tuesday.
It pains me to say this, but as it now stands, a libby majority is an absolute forsure.Otis Wrote:
Shit, the Liberals should call an election and not campaign.. just letting Harper continue to kick his own ass would be enough to guarrantee a Liberal majority.
tough love wrote:It pains me to say this, but as it now stands, a libby majority is an absolute forsure.Otis Wrote:
Shit, the Liberals should call an election and not campaign.. just letting Harper continue to kick his own ass would be enough to guarrantee a Liberal majority.
It would prolly take nothing short of a video of Martin and Duceppe practicing gay marriage together to change that, than again, even those two low lifes butt f_n each other on national television wouldn't matter enough for Ontario to not vote liberal...zing.
Sorry Hap, but for your own peace of mind, you best just forget about politics for a spell.
That took some serious balls. The bill is going to pass anyway, and he could have been a typical gLiberal and just shrugged his shoulders and still collected his paycheque while breaking his promises to his constituants. Instead he stands by his convictions. Canada needs more politicans like Comuzzi and Pat O'Brien.Junior minister resigns over gay marriage vote
CTV.ca News Staff
A junior cabinet minister has resigned rather than vote in favour of same sex marriage. Joe Comuzzi, the minister of state for economic development in northern Ontario, informed the prime minister of his decision Tuesday morning.
The resignation will return Comuzzi to the backbenches and allow him to vote tonight against the bill that would redefine marriage.
"I promised faithfully to the people of Thunder Bay-Superior North that I would defend the traditional definition of marriage," explained to reporters on Parliament Hill.
"Tonight, on the final vote of third reading, I intend to fulfill that obligation to the people that elected me."
CTV Ottawa bureau chief Robert Fife says Comuzzi is not leaving the Liberal caucus, nor is he planning to retire.
"He said he simply could not support the same-sex legislation, morally and ethically," Fife says.
"The Prime Minister's Office said there was no bitterness involved in this. The prime minister understood the situation that Mr. Comuzzi was in. It was a moral decision for him, one that was very personal to him. So he's accepted his resignation."
Fife says there are no plans for a mini cabinet shuffle and that Agriculture Minister Andy Mitchell will fill Comuzzi's spot for the time being.
Members of Parliament will vote on the third and final reading of the controversial bill this evening, sometime after 8 p.m. ET.
Prime Minister Paul Martin has said it will be a free vote among backbench MPs, but cabinet ministers must vote in favour.
The bill is expected to easily pass with the support of the Bloc Quebecois and the NDP, even though about 30 Liberal MPs will probably vote against it.
MPs will then vote on a motion to adjourn the Commons for the summer.
Comuzzi, 72, has not been silent about his opposition to Bill C-38. He broke ranks with the government Monday night to abstain from a vote to limit further debate on the proposed legislation to eight hours.
Twenty-three other Liberals opposed the motion to limit debate. Natural Resources Minister John Efford, who has said he is against the bill, was absent.
Five Bloc MPs and one New Democrat, Bev Desjarlais, voted against the motion as well.
Otis wrote: RACK Harper.
You could always move to the States, Tina.tough love wrote:^
T- 8 hrs and counting until the Liberals turn Canada into another Sodom.
Gomorrah Much???
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
mv wrote:
We have a couple Russians too, but there aren't enough of them here yet to get their own ethnic slur.
You're the fucking idiot who thinks the "Bush Vision" and the "Harper Vision" are on opposite sides of the spectrum, Tina.tough love wrote:Fuc you Marty;
I am not a Racist, but I understand how a ultra morally blinded libby would reason that of one who speaks out against degeneracy.
Give your humanist party another 5 yrs, and you'll be saying the same shit about those who speak out against pedophillia.
mv wrote:
We have a couple Russians too, but there aren't enough of them here yet to get their own ethnic slur.
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Yes, I said:tough love wrote:YAAAWN
I'm sorry, did you post something, Marty?
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.