Any of you slapdicks own Tesla?

[smackaholic]

Not the car.

The stock.

Looks like the SEC is a little tired of Elon's shtick.

That little stunt he pulled off a while ago to talk up his stock was prolly a bad idea. And now that he no longer has his fanboys running gubmint, he'll get treated like normal shmucks.

[Left Seater]

I have neither the whip or the stock. Never consider buying either as well.

[Mikey]

I used to own a small pile, but only for about a year. I got tired of watching it bounce up and down and sold it months ago at around 330.

[Screw_Michigan]

And now that he no longer has his fanboys running gubmint

How do you even breathe with your head shoved so far up your ass?

[smackaholic]

I figured you'd go long with Tesla, mikey. Rack you for bailing when you did. I suspect you did well on it.

I think Tesla does have a future, but it needs people who have actually made legit profits building cars.

I suspect the stock takes a beating and maybe at some point, a major car manufacturer buys them.

[smackaholic]

And now that he no longer has his fanboys running gubmint

How do you even breathe with your head shoved so far up your ass?

Are you denying that Tesla was a darling of progressives?

I have a jug head and a reasonably tight asshole. Were it physically possible to shove my head up my ass, I would die of asphyxiation in short order. You on the other hand would be able to breathe freely as your ass is cavernous, thanks primarily to the pounding it gets by yourself.

[smackaholic]

If pop found himself in screwey’s ass, he’d swear it was flat as it’s too immense to detect any curvature.


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[Mikey]

I figured you'd go long with Tesla, mikey. Rack you for bailing when you did. I suspect you did well on it.

I think Tesla does have a future, but it needs people who have actually made legit profits building cars.

I suspect the stock takes a beating and maybe at some point, a major car manufacturer buys them.

I saw somewhere this morning that some analyst was predicting a 50% drop since now the stock will be priced as a small-niche car maker that's still struggling with production issues (they also gobbled up SolarCity, which is one of the largest PV installers) instead of the high-tech brainchild of a visionary entrepreneur. I think I came out about even on it since I was way too late to cash in on any big run up.

The stock I wish I had gone all in on is one my brother turned me on to in January of 2017 at about 109. It's now selling at 278 and still climbing. Bought some of that and am still sitting on it, but not nearly enough. Too bad I couldn't see the future.

NVDA

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I will have to RACK 'holic.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

If pop found himself in screwey’s ass, he’d swear it was flat as it’s too immense to detect any curvature.

Wait...

Is this Mrs. 'Holic composing posts for her husband? I detect a noticeable increase in quality.
If so, then:

1. Keep up the good work
...and...
2. Tits, or get-the-fuck-out

[Derron]

I have a jug head and a reasonably tight asshole.

You know the second that Screwy read that he ran to the head and started pounding his small penis to oblivion. He is now jonesing for a troll stop hookup now that you came on to him like that.

[Derron]

Not the car.

The stock.

Looks like the SEC is a little tired of Elon's shtick.

That little stunt he pulled off a while ago to talk up his stock was prolly a bad idea. And now that he no longer has his fanboys running gubmint, he'll get treated like normal shmucks.

Never really considered Tesla a good prospect, over priced stock and overpriced cars. Impressive performance from the cars, they shut down the airstrip at Sisters last year and have drag races. Some dude with a brand new Tesla 4 door sedan took on anybody that wanted to. He ran about 6 or so and it took a 900 hp Pro Gas Camaro to finally get him and that was only at the very end and only by a car length.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...tight asshole.

...small penis...

...and you wonder why the guys at .net tear us to pieces...

[Dinsdale]

You on the other hand would be able to breathe freely as your ass is cavernous, thanks primarily to the pounding it gets by yourself.

The problem we all share is that Screwey's head and ass act as a single entity. Screw, you should work on separating the two, and get them back to what each is actually for: Your head should be used in its limited capacity to try and mitigate the unfortunate events that inevitably occur any time you post to this board, and your ass should go to its primary function -- providing fleeting moments of joy in the back of random sleeper-cabs at truck stops.

Then we won't have to endure the embarrassment to humanity that your keyboard inflicts, and there will be countless fewer truckers wanking down the highway when they should be paying attention to the road.

Win/win all around.