News Flash - Shit Slinging Monkeys to view Trump address !!

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:08 pm

Hail to the Chief !!! Hail to the Chief !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe8FnYVSX0Y

https://www.kxl.com/president-trump-set ... O3zNv46RNE

POTUS going to get all up in your fuck tomorrow night !! Build that fucking wall...hell yeah...!!!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:33 pm

I will definitely not be watching this infomercial.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:14 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:I will definitely not be watching this infomercial.

Good. Then you will just have to keep your fucking pie hole shut about anything he says there. But you won't, you will parrot some CNN take and your pussy will bleed more than normal while you cry like a little bitch.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:26 pm

It should be delayed an hour for fact checking.

Sincerely,
"4,000 terrorists are crossing that border

Speaking of the Secretary of Lying, wasn't she going to leave? I know that for a while now she's had one eye on the door....

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:41 pm

Derron wrote:Build that fucking wall...hell yeah...!!!

Hasn't your boy already bailed on the wall? He's proposing a fence now.

Eventually he'll just throw up some shoddy wooden fencing during his final days, then claim BODE for delivering on his promise. And you'll be there on your brand new knees to suck his crank.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:59 pm

I think Trump is on the fence about the wall...

I'd say that's water under the bridge, but it would be a moat point.

:|

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:24 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote: I know that for a while now she's had one eye on the door....

Well hook us up with your inside info.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:36 pm

Left Seater wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote: I know that for a while now she's had one eye on the door....

Well hook us up with your inside info.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:06 am

The next joke you pull of will likely be the first. Well, wait, damn near all of your posts are a joke...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:13 am

Sometimes the internet makes me sob quietly.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:22 am

Hey. I didn't say it was a good joke.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:40 am

Diego in Seattle wrote:It should be delayed an hour for fact checking.

Sincerely,
"4,000 terrorists are crossing that border

Speaking of the Secretary of Lying, wasn't she going to leave? I know that for a while now she's had one eye on the door....

She may need to shed a few pounds to fit through that door.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:11 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Left Seater wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote: I know that for a while now she's had one eye on the door....

Well hook us up with your inside info.

I got it right away. But then, I have a sense of humor.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:43 am

Donald had a dream set-up.

He and the R's had total control for 2 years.

... and no wall.

And now he wants to blame the Dims for him not being able to erect this great wall that Mexico was supposed to pay for.
The gov is shut down because of this debacle.

It would be possible for this assclown to be a bigger joke.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:54 pm

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/07/us/f ... ianna.html

In Florida’s deeply conservative Panhandle, federal prison workers were already struggling after Hurricane Michael. Then came the government shutdown.

Huh, I wonder who these federal prison guards voted for?

Though Mr. Trump said on Twitter over the weekend that “most of the workers not getting paid are Democrats,” that is far from true in places like Jackson County, Fla., where Marianna is the county seat. It is a Republican bastion so deeply conservative that it was illegal to sell liquor by the drink until November 2017. The president and his plan for a wall along the border are popular here, as they are across much of the state, which might explain why Florida Republicans in Congress have done little to pressure party leaders in the Senate to put an end to the shutdown.

Yes, I'm sure they all voted for Her.

A few miles away, another prison employee, Crystal Minton, accompanied her fiancé to a friend’s house to help clear the remnants of a metal roof mangled by the hurricane. Ms. Minton, a 38-year-old secretary, said she had obtained permission from the warden to put off her Mississippi duty until early February because she is a single mother caring for disabled parents. Her fiancé plans to take vacation days to look after Ms. Minton’s 7-year-old twins once she has to go to work.

The shutdown on top of the hurricane has caused Ms. Minton to rethink a lot of things.

“I voted for him, and he’s the one who’s doing this,” she said of Mr. Trump. “I thought he was going to do good things. He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”

Oh really? He's not hurting the "people he needs to be hurting." I wonder who that is?

Trump hates working people. Hopefully these Trump supporters learn their lesson, but considering they are indeed Trump supporters, I'm not holding my breath.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:47 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: Trump hates working people.

Wrong. Trump doesn’t hate me or himself. We are both working people.

In fact it is you who hates working people and many other liberals like you. It bothers you that we educated ourself, make money, and don’t need you or the government to help us make ends meet. You would far rather we be dependent on government on a daily basis.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:01 pm

Left Seater wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: Trump hates working people.
Wrong. Trump doesn’t hate me or himself. We are both working people.

In fact it is you who hates working people and many other liberals like you. It bothers you that we educated ourself, make money, and don’t need you or the government to help us make ends meet. You would far rather we be dependent on government on a daily basis.

Yeah, all those prison guards living check to check who are now missing their checks due to Trump's benevolence. Yeah, I'm sure they'd agree that the president loves them.

Try removing your head from your ass before clacking out your next take.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:11 pm

I wish I were one of those Federal workers who were sent home. As soon as the budget deal is finalized, they’ll get their back pay and head off to work— all after being on vacation for the past several weeks.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:15 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Left Seater wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: Trump hates working people.
Wrong. Trump doesn’t hate me or himself. We are both working people.

In fact it is you who hates working people and many other liberals like you. It bothers you that we educated ourself, make money, and don’t need you or the government to help us make ends meet. You would far rather we be dependent on government on a daily basis.
Yeah, all those prison guards living check to check who are now missing their checks due to Trump's benevolence. Yeah, I'm sure they'd agree that the president loves them.

Try removing your head from your ass before clacking out your next take.

So now you want to move the goal posts and walk back your “working people” for Federal Prison guards. Had you said that at first I likely would have agreed with you. Instead you wanted to bastardize the term working people and I called you on your bullshit.

You are a mess.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:17 pm

Left Seater wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: Trump hates working people.
Wrong. Trump doesn’t hate me or himself. We are both working people.

In fact it is you who hates working people and many other liberals like you. It bothers you that we educated ourself, make money, and don’t need you or the government to help us make ends meet. You would far rather we be dependent on government on a daily basis.

Right because ATC towers build and staff themselves. The roads you drive to the airport also built themselves. The courts that enforce your contracts are built and staffed by magic. You really are an idiot.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:34 pm

Left Seater wrote: So now you want to move the goal posts and walk back your “working people” for Federal Prison guards. Had you said that at first I likely would have agreed with you. Instead you wanted to bastardize the term working people and I called you on your bullshit.

You are a mess.

Federal prison guards aren't working people? What fucking planet are you living on? You are just as delusional as the president himself.

Trump and the conservative policies he proposes hurt working people. I know you don't give a shit, but wakey wake already.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:03 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Left Seater wrote: So now you want to move the goal posts and walk back your “working people” for Federal Prison guards. Had you said that at first I likely would have agreed with you. Instead you wanted to bastardize the term working people and I called you on your bullshit.

You are a mess.
Federal prison guards aren't working people? What fucking planet are you living on? You are just as delusional as the president himself.

Trump and the conservative policies he proposes hurt working people. I know you don't give a shit, but wakey wake already.

Round and runs your Merry Go Round goes at the mental hospital. You said Trump hates working people. I pointed out that was wrong. You come back and straw man that I am claiming prison guards aren’t working people. Fail.

How do you function in life?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:34 pm

Rice grads are not working class people, nice try.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:34 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Rice grads are not working class people, nice try.

The hell we aren’t. We get up, go to work and earn an income to support our families. How the hell isn’t that working?

Just because you liberals want to bastardize a word doesn’t make it correct.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:10 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Rice grads are not working class people, nice try.

Nice tolerance there cum swabber. Why do you hate educated people?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:59 pm

Derron wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Rice grads are not working class people, nice try.
Nice tolerance there cum swabber. Why do you hate educated people?

Don't take it all personal Dohron. That wouldn't include you.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:37 am

Goober McTuber wrote: Don't take it all personal Dohron. That wouldn't include you.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:01 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Don't take it all personal Dohron. That wouldn't include you.

Well shocking.....the Board Bitch rolls in and fellates one of his fellow monkeys..you make funny there Gobbles..you da man. You make Board Bitch laugh..you da man.

Fucking circus jerks.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:17 am

TRIGGERED appears to be Derron's default state. It's how he maintains homeostasis.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:36 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:homeostasis

Oh great...

...this doesn't help our reputation on .net any, you know.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:26 am

Rooster wrote:I wish I were one of those Federal workers who were sent home. As soon as the budget deal is finalized, they’ll get their back pay and head off to work— all after being on vacation for the past several weeks.

Can you hook us up with a link that says that furloughed workers will get back-date, not just the workers on the job w/o pay?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:56 pm

Donald is a turd and his dumb address was... dumb.

But...

Pelosi and Schumer??

Wtf was that?

Looked like a scene out of Night of the Living Dead.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:38 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:
Rooster wrote:I wish I were one of those Federal workers who were sent home. As soon as the budget deal is finalized, they’ll get their back pay and head off to work— all after being on vacation for the past several weeks.
Can you hook us up with a link that says that furloughed workers will get back-date, not just the workers on the job w/o pay?

Most of these furloughed workers should get a severance package of 6 months pay and health coverage and told they will not be coming back ever.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:45 pm

Derron wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Don't take it all personal Dohron. That wouldn't include you.

Well shocking.....the Board Bitch rolls in and fellates one of his fellow monkeys..you make funny there Gobbles..you da man. You make Board Bitch laugh..you da man.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:49 pm

Left Seater wrote: Most of these furloughed workers should get a severance package of 6 months pay and health coverage and told they will not be coming back ever.

Nice temper tantrum.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:55 pm

Hardly. What have most of us on both sides of the political spectrum in here been discussing recently? If you answered spending cuts, props. This would be a good start. If you are a non essential employee in times of weather or natural disaster or shut down, you should be let go.

The fact you think cutting some spending is a temper tantrum says a lot about you and all of it is sad.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:31 pm

These people are totally non-essential. Fire them now? Sincerely, Left Shitter

The furloughing of hundreds of Food and Drug Administration inspectors has sharply reduced inspections of the nation’s food supply — one of many repercussions of the partial government shutdown that make Americans potentially less safe.

The agency, which oversees 80 percent of the food supply, has suspended all routine inspections of domestic food-processing facilities, FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb said in an interview. He said he’s working on a plan to bring back inspectors as early as next week to resume inspections of high-risk facilities, which handle foods such as soft cheese or seafood, or have a history of problems.

“We are doing what we can to mitigate any risk to consumers through the shutdown,” Gottlieb said.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:13 am

The military owns 30 million acres of land and a lot of it is prime real estate. They need probably 3 million, about the size of Connecticut. Sell 27 million acres and fire half of the pentagon. Problem solved. Fuck war, fix America.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:43 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:These people are totally non-essential. Fire them now?

Anyone else surprised our resident “journalist” has no reading comp skills. He clearly either can’t understand the word most or he decided to ignore that word because it didn’t fit his selected narrative.

Anyone?

Nope didn’t think so.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:35 am

Left Seater wrote:He clearly either can’t understand the word most of he decided to ignore that word because it didn’t...

:?