Commercial Crabbing

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:39 pm

The season started a few days ago.

3 down, probably more to go.

https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-nort ... coast.html

Crossing the bar in 14 foot seas (probably higher at the bar)... at night. I'll fucking pass, thank you very much. Crossing in 4 footers in the daytime is rich enough for my blood.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:45 pm

Yeah that is not the job for a girl like you. Stick to digging ditches.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:44 pm

I believe it's' a job requirement that one needs to be able to see over the gunwales, so you're out.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:03 pm

I have a brain so I don’t need to fish or dig ditches for a living, but you be you girl.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:39 pm

Kierland wrote:I don’t need to fish

You'd probably drown in a ten gallon tank even with water wings and a pool noodle.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:40 pm

Kierland wrote:I have a brain

Link?

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:06 pm

There is a reason you dig ditches for a living and I don’t. Figure it out: Grammer(nazi,.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:20 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I believe it's' a job requirement that one needs to be able to see over the gunwales, so you're out.

But with his small size and those fat little sausage fingers he mashes the keyboard with, you could tie his ass in the big commercial size crab pot and get a whole season of bait out of him. Them crabs would love the stench of his mommys festering donkey cunt coming off him.

Drop that pot on the 60 fathom line and watch the crab run.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:20 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I believe it's' a job requirement that one needs to be able to see over the gunwales, so you're out.

But with his small size and those fat little sausage fingers he mashes the keyboard with, you could tie his ass in the big commercial size crab pot and get a whole season of bait out of him. Them crabs would love the stench of his mommys festering donkey cunt coming off him.

Drop that pot on the 60 fathom line and watch the crab run.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:21 pm

I think you'd make a pretty good...

...shrimp fisherman.

:|

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:22 pm

What's the water temperature up there this time of year, about 50 deg?

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:31 pm

Derron wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:I believe it's' a job requirement that one needs to be able to see over the gunwales, so you're out.
But with his small size and those fat little sausage fingers he mashes the keyboard with, you could tie his ass in the big commercial size crab pot and get a whole season of bait out of him. Them crabs would love the stench of his mommys festering donkey cunt coming off him.

Drop that pot on the 60 fathom line and watch the crab run.

We get it midget. You love your girlfriend twice as much as anybody else.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:43 pm

Mikey wrote:What's the water temperature up there this time of year, about 50 deg?

http://www.surf-forecast.com/breaks/New ... ch/seatemp

Looks like 51 degrees today. If you could get in a survival suit you might have a chance, but bar crossings are not usually made in survival suits. It was the first day you could drop pots on the commercial crab season. Pretty much everybody stayed in port except a few. The seas were closer to 30 feet on the bar at Newport yesterday afternoon. Looks like the boat owner from Newport must have convinced his chowd buddies to come run the season with him or needed a captain.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:01 am

Derron wrote:It was the first day you could drop pots on the commercial crab season.

I believe they could drop them on the first, and start pulling them on the 4th. It was probably their second pull. Sport crabbing will probably suck for a while.

An angry bar is not to be fucked with.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:02 am

Papa Willie wrote:Fuck if that isn't pitiful!

Consider the source.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:08 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Fuck if that isn't pitiful!
Consider the source.

How surprising that you and your boyfriend are too stupid to understand what’s going on.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:10 am

Dinsdale wrote:
An angry bar is not to be fucked with.

Probably describes a lot of places in Tuscaloosa the other night.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:21 am

Kierland wrote: How surprising that you and your boyfriend are too stupid to understand what’s going on.

I know exactly what's going on -- you're projecting your stunted growth onto others... and it's not working... midget.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:24 am

Swing and a miss ditch digger. Not surprising you still don’t get it girl.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:30 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Derron wrote:It was the first day you could drop pots on the commercial crab season.
I believe they could drop them on the first, and start pulling them on the 4th. It was probably their second pull. Sport crabbing will probably suck for a while.

An angry bar is not to be fucked with.

Yeah, that is right. First they fight over the price then the weather sucks, but they got to go anyway. Now they get to add their names to the memorials that exist at every port in the NW.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:37 am

https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/01 ... ience.html

More info comes out. I'll summarize -- a couple of dudes (who probably watched too many reality shows) from New Jersey buy a boat and licenses. Their one local hand tells his friends "this is my last trip, these guys don't know what they're doing." Seas turn rough, everyone heads back into port. The clowns don't answer the radio when the Coast Guard calls, so the USCG hits them up on the cell phone. Dudes decline an escort, claiming "we got this." USCG escorts them anyway, and the stupid fuckers don't listen. Miss the mouth altogether,and roll their way onto the beach.

Darwin took an innocent man while taking out the trash.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:46 am

Kierland wrote:Swing and a miss ditch digger.

Do you dig ditches for a living, and this is part of your weird projection thingy?

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:56 am

Now they get to add their names to the memorials that exist at every port in the NW.

Because nobody has ever died in any none NW port. Holy crap girl you are a narcissist.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:59 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Kierland wrote:Swing and a miss ditch digger.
Do you dig ditches for a living, and this is part of your weird projection thingy?

You are playing the wrong game girl.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:11 am

Kierland wrote: Because nobody has ever died in any none NW port.

Not sure how you read that claim into his statement. You have a very strange projection thing going on.

But more ships have sunk at the Columbia River Bar than an other inland crossing in human history.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 am

Dinsdale wrote:https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/01 ... ience.html

More info comes out. I'll summarize -- a couple of dudes (who probably watched too many reality shows) from New Jersey buy a boat and licenses. Their one local hand tells his friends "this is my last trip, these guys don't know what they're doing." Seas turn rough, everyone heads back into port. The clowns don't answer the radio when the Coast Guard calls, so the USCG hits them up on the cell phone. Dudes decline an escort, claiming "we got this." USCG escorts them anyway, and the stupid fuckers don't listen. Miss the mouth altogether,and roll their way onto the beach.

Darwin took an innocent man while taking out the trash.

So they could only make 2 knots under their own way, which translates to the boat is a sitting duck and completely incapable of doing anything to help itself. Too bad dude should have listened to his inner voice and let the chowds go on their own. The chowds obviously had no idea how hard they to were going to have to work that 50 footer to make a living for two of them.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:29 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Kierland wrote: Because nobody has ever died in any none NW port.

Not sure how you read that claim into his statement. You have a very strange projection thing going on.

But more ships have sunk at the Columbia River Bar than an other inland crossing in human history.

It kind of goes along with the rest of the gibberish that he has been posting in this thread. Makes me think he hooked up with some of that fentanyl laced rock out there.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:33 am

Derron wrote:Makes me think he hooked up with some of that fentanyl laced rock out there.

I believe it's because his parents baptized him in Love Canal.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:05 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Kierland wrote: Because nobody has ever died in any none NW port.

Not sure how you read that claim into his statement. You are a narcissist so of course you don’t.You have a very strange projection thing going on.Keep pimping that line, your boyfriend seems to like it.

But more ships have sunk at the Columbia River Bar than an other inland crossing in human history.Because you know ALL of human history, just not where pumpkins came from or how to fix soil or ....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:14 am

Keep squawking, midget.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:17 am

Nice White Flag Mrsdale.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:43 am

So, you have fantasies about me being female, Derron being shorter than you, and you being intelligent.

You are one truly fucked up individual.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:41 am

Derron wrote:
It kind of goes along with the rest of the gibberish that he has been posting in this thread.

I'm convinced he just dumps out a tin of tuna across the keyboard, then lets his cat walk across it.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:52 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Derron wrote:
It kind of goes along with the rest of the gibberish that he has been posting in this thread.

I'm convinced he just dumps out a tin of tuna across the keyboard, then lets his cat walk across it.

His cat must be really into white flags and balck cock.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:14 pm

Dinsdale wrote:So, you have fantasies about me being female, Derron being shorter than you, and you being intelligent.

You are one truly fucked up individual.

Two white flags in a row. Good job girl.

Pumpkins
Sand in soil
Ray Charles birth
100% humidity causing fog
And yet he knows ALL of human history. What a tard.

At 6’3” aren’t you like circus freak tall for a girl?

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:15 pm

BSmack wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Derron wrote:
It kind of goes along with the rest of the gibberish that he has been posting in this thread.

I'm convinced he just dumps out a tin of tuna across the keyboard, then lets his cat walk across it.
His cat must be really into white flags and balck cock.

You people real are idiots.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:23 pm

Kierland wrote:You people real are idiots.

sig worthy....almost.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:28 pm

Auto correct smack. Good job. The day you stupid fucks are worth a proof read is the day you have an IQ above 60.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:03 pm

Kierland wrote:I have a brain.

That is clearly up for debate.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:26 pm

Kierland wrote:I have a brain

So do birds & reptiles, but similarly, they're really not that impressive.