Cal backfield... Lambs roll

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:44 am

Goff and CJ Anderson send the lambs to the NFC Championship.
CJ has made Gurley obsolete.

CJ has put up almost half the yards rushing in 3 games as the leading rusher in the NFL did in 17 games.

Cal is backfield U.

Oh, Yeah

Cal's grad transfer to Tejas had more yards rushing than the entire Georgia team combined in the Sugar Bowl

Too funny.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:50 am

Panthers fans wondering if C.J was cut because he might be better than that furd rb they have.

https://www.carolinahuddle.com/boards/t ... -carolina/

Too funny.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:06 am

Rack ... Big Boy Football... this weekend.

It makes College Football... comical.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:57 pm

FiatLux wrote:CJ has put up almost half the yards rushing in 3 games as the leading rusher in the NFL did in 17 games.

Absolute bullshit.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:13 pm

Elliot had 1434 in 15 regular season games, and another 184 in two playoff games. Total of 1618 in 17 games.

422 is almost half of that? Depends on what you mean by "almost," I guess.

It's actually a little more than half of half, so there's that.

Nobody said there would be any math.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:13 pm

Mikey wrote:Elliot had 1434 in 15 regular season games, and another 184 in two playoff games. Total of 1618 in 17 games.

422 is almost half of that? Depends on what you mean by "almost," I guess.

It's actually a little more than half of half, so there's that.

Nobody said there would be any math.

He's using Kal math. Sorta like fuzzy math, but less precise.

Too funny.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:29 am

The Cal backfield ... is in the NFL conference final.

Furd and every other school in america... isn't.

I win again.

It's becoming to easy...

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:48 am

FiatLux wrote:I win again.

What, exactly, did you win? And how did you win it?

It's becoming to easy...

Yeah, becoming retarded seems much easier to you than spelling three-letter words.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:56 am

Smackie Chan wrote:
FiatLux wrote:I win again.
What, exactly, did you win? And how did you win it?

Not having to retire across the street from a cactus and meth lab.

I made better decisions in my life.

Anyways, rack you for looking like Jerry Garcia... 30 years before you should have !

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:37 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: Wrong.

You might wanna worry about the Bama backfield of Kamara and Ingram.

That was quite the head scratcher, wasn't it?

I didn't realize that Sony Michele and Kareem Hunt went to Kal, either.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:32 am

Dinsdale wrote:I didn't realize that Sony Michele and Kareem Hunt went to Kal, either.

I didn’t realize that the 93-yr-old dude across the street from me was cooking meth.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:46 am

Smackie Chan wrote: I didn’t realize that the 93-yr-old dude across the street from me was cooking meth.

It's the secret to a long life.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:00 am

Sudden Sam wrote:
FiatLux wrote:The Cal backfield ... is in the NFL conference final.

Furd and every other school in america... isn't.
Wrong.

You might wanna worry about the Bama backfield of Kamara and Ingram.

Look shit for brains... Kamara went to Tennessee .

I'm not sure who is a bigger dipshit... you, dimsdale, or Jerry Chan ???

Too funny

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:21 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: Wrong.

You might wanna worry about the Bama backfield of Kamara and Ingram.
That was quite the head scratcher, wasn't it?

Not really, if you had a brain.

Kamara went to Tennessee... you fucking dipshit !

This is what happens when you live in California's Canada... and can't afford to live in California.

Your school teachers are meth heads.

... and it raises its ugly head once again.

Too funny

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:24 am

FiatLux wrote:I'm not sure who is a bigger dipshit

You know what they say...well, you probably don't, since you're retarded and all. But most people understand that if you're unable to determine who the biggest dipshit at the table is...

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:36 am

Smackie Chan wrote:
FiatLux wrote:I'm not sure who is a bigger dipshit
You know what they say...

Yeah, people that live in a desert... are losers.

Do you have a point, jerry ?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:08 am

FiatLux wrote:Do you have a point, jerry ?

The fact that you have to ask illustrates it better than I ever could.

WAY too funny!

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:15 am

Smackie Chan wrote:
FiatLux wrote:Do you have a point, jerry ?
The fact that you have to ask illustrates it better than I ever could.

WAY too funny!

Go to sleep grandpa.

You've embarrassed yourself enough.

Cal is the only team with a backfield in the playoffs... you old senile, dipshit !

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:43 am

FatLummox wrote:people that live in a desert... are losers

And yet there is less coyote, javelina, and of course, human shit in the miles of desert surrounding my neighborhood than there is bumshit on the sidewalk outside your ~~house~~ mom's basement.

:bode:

--> me.

Go to sleep grandpa.

That still wouldn't help you. I could still clown you while I'm sleeping. You're by far the easiest target ever to post on this or any other board. And I'm proud to be a grandpa, a pleasure you'll never know since the only offspring you'll ever be able to claim are knuckle children, assuming you're smart enough to figure out how. And making that assumption is likely giving you more credit than I should.

You've embarrassed yourself enough.

Pronoun trouble, I see. Not surprising or unexpected, though. Run along, little tardling. Those windchimes won't make themselves.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 2:47 pm

Listing your college's actual achievements in sports as some sort of personal achievement is sort of silly, but common enough to give it a pass.

Listing your college's former player's current success in a league with zero connection to your college team is beyond ridiculous. It is the kind of 12th degree black belt in KYOA-kwon-do move that has me thinking Screwey could just get knocked off his BB throne this year.

I'm pulling for you dude. Screwey's dynasty needs to come to an end.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 2:57 pm

Oh, and rack SC.

He like the big quite kid at school. He doesn't pick fights. He just tries to get along with everyone and just smiles and shrugs off the loudmouth assholes......until he doesn't. Then he stomps a muddhole in them and everyone applauds.

That is what we just saw.

:bode:

Smackie Chan.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:12 pm

m2 has never been to California.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:48 pm

The Ballad of Toolio (To the melody of Chimes by The J. Geils Band)

The Ren Faire is over
Not getting any sleep
Tho my name’s not Ben Dover
My boyfriend’s in so deep

Already bobbed & kneeled
I think I’ll start a thread
About the Lambs’ backfield
QB is named Jared

Bums shit on the sidewalk
Outside mom’s basement window
Boyfriend whips out his cock
And wants another blow

I make the chimes
I make the chimes
I make the chimes
I make the chimes

Alma mater is Kal
At least that’s what I say
I take credit
Tho not a down did I play

Everyone is mocking
What I post tonight
Golden Bears I’m jocking
I am not very bright

I sell the chimes
I sell the chimes
I sell the chimes
I sell the chimes

I sell the chimes
I sell the chimes
I sell the chimes
I sell the chimes

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:56 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:ook, shit on your porch, sidewalk, street, and everywhere other than in a toilet...

Kamara went to Alabama, got banged up, couldn't get any PT, and ended up at Tennessee.

Stick to your windchimes. You don't know crap about football.

So, you're claiming a player that NEVER played a down at Alabama ???

Kinda like Alabama claims MNC's they NEVER won.

What the fuck is wrong with you people ?

Too funny

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:36 am

This thread didn't work out well for Jerry, SS, and dimsdale.

Too funny.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:14 am

Papa Willie wrote:
FiatLux wrote:This thread didn't work out well for Jerry, SS, and dimsdale.

Too funny.
Yeah - it really did work out well for them. You? Negative.

You're a retard. So, people laugh at you.

I actually feel sorry for you... since you haven't had a job for over 30 years.

Porky, can you show you've had a job in the last 30 years ???

Yeah, I didn't think so...

Too funny!

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:43 am

Sudden Sam wrote:
It ain't a stretch like you claiming to live in San Fran and attending Cal.

Unreal.

Psst... 88 has my ip address.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:07 am

Like I just proved.

Porky "The Welfare Pig"... hasn't had a job in it's life.

Funny too !

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:23 pm

FiatLux wrote:This thread didn't work out well for Jerry, SS, and dimsdale.

Hate to break it to you, Skippy, but this ain't golf. Posting below par and scoring low (like on your IQ tests) does not equate to a win. You have been, and continue to be, curb stomped. I'm sure you're used to it by now, though, as in real life. That shit on the sidewalk needs to be cleaned off. Hop to it, boy.

Papa Willie wrote:You can do better.

You have infinitely more optimism than I do. I'm confident we've seen his best work, which isn't even worthy of being displayed on his mom's fridge.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:01 am

It's amazing how brilliant I am.

I have 3 girls with their panties in a wad and they're not talking about the subject of the thread.

I am that powerful.

Rack me !

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 6:20 am

4 of 6 Super Bowls featuring a Cal RB:

2014 - CJ Anderson, Marshawn Lynch
2015 - Shane Vereen, Marshawn Lynch
2016 - CJ Anderson
2017
2018
2019 - CJ Anderson

I know that a lot of kids want to play in the NFL... so, they head to bama.

The thing Tosh didn't tell them... you might want to go to school if you want to make it in the NFL.

Ask Todd "I had to give up my starting job to a Golden Bear" Gurley to C.J. Anderson a "Golden Bear"... because he can read and write.

The NFL... is Big Boy Football... and you need a brain.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:06 am

I'll play. And I'll see your 4-of-6, and raise you 4-of-4.

2015 - LaGarrette Blount
2016 - Jonathan Stewart
2017 - LaGarrette Blount
2018 - LaGarrette Blount (Kenjon Barner returning kicks)

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:30 am

BTW -- anyone remember this one-hit wonder? It's a song about Fiat Luxe.

And the reason it's in this thread is that's Patrick Chung's (Quacks Be Upon Him) mom. I see him bringing much pain to a Kal RB in a couple of weeks... yet again. He's done a lot of that in his life.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:43 am

Now there will be 6 Cal QB's to be Super Bowl QBs

I don't think any other school can make this claim.

Joe Kapp
Craig Morton
Vince Ferragamo
Gale Gilbert
Aaron Rodgers
Jared Goff

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:49 am

Dinsdale wrote:

And the reason it's in this thread is that's Patrick Chung's (Quacks Be Upon Him) mom. I see him bringing much pain to a Kal RB in a couple of weeks... yet again. He's done a lot of that in his life.

You mean like this ?

Marshawn Lynch vs. Patty Chung

Too funny!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:57 am

FiatLux wrote: Gale Gilbert

You're claiming a rapist who never got in the game during a Super Bowl?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 8:11 am

FiatLux wrote:Now there will be 6 Cal QB's to be Super Bowl QBs

I don't think any other school can make this claim.

Joe Kapp
Craig Morton
Vince Ferragamo
Gale Gilbert
Aaron Rodgers
Jared Goff

And between them, they have the same number of wins as Northern Iowa QBs.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 8:15 am

Dinsdale wrote:
FiatLux wrote: Gale Gilbert
You're claiming a rapist who never got in the game during a Super Bowl?

Let me know how many times you'd like me to kick your ass ?

The Jared Goff and Marshawn links weren't enough?

Psst... Gilbert played in 4 Super Bowl games... shit for brains.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 1:33 pm

FiatLux wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
FiatLux wrote: Gale Gilbert
You're claiming a rapist who never got in the game during a Super Bowl?

Let me know how many times you'd like me to kick your ass ?

The Jared Goff and Marshawn links weren't enough?

Psst... Gilbert lost 4 Super Bowl games... shit for brains.

ftfy, nc.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 1:45 pm

'Bama wins the number of SB champs game, with 3. Namath, Stabler, Starr.

ND wins number of titles, mostly due to Montana.

As for areas that produce SB QB champs, I think western PA may still have bode with Montana and Namath. Unitas, Marino and Jim Kelly are also from the area. Unitas would have had a few rings, had they bothered to call the title game the SB earlier. Kelly should have had a few.