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Rooster wrote:I wish I were one of those Federal workers who were sent home. As soon as the budget deal is finalized, they’ll get their back pay and head off to work— all after being on vacation for the past several weeks.
Can you hook us up with a link that says that furloughed workers will get back-date, not just the workers on the job w/o pay?
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Donald is a turd and his dumb address was... dumb.

But...

Pelosi and Schumer??

Wtf was that?

Looked like a scene out of Night of the Living Dead. :lol:
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Diego in Seattle wrote:
Rooster wrote:I wish I were one of those Federal workers who were sent home. As soon as the budget deal is finalized, they’ll get their back pay and head off to work— all after being on vacation for the past several weeks.
Can you hook us up with a link that says that furloughed workers will get back-date, not just the workers on the job w/o pay?
Most of these furloughed workers should get a severance package of 6 months pay and health coverage and told they will not be coming back ever.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Don't take it all personal Dohron. That wouldn't include you.
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Well shocking.....the Board Bitch rolls in and fellates one of his fellow monkeys..you make funny there Gobbles..you da man. You make Board Bitch laugh..you da man.
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Left Seater wrote: Most of these furloughed workers should get a severance package of 6 months pay and health coverage and told they will not be coming back ever.
Nice temper tantrum.
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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:meds:

Hardly. What have most of us on both sides of the political spectrum in here been discussing recently? If you answered spending cuts, props. This would be a good start. If you are a non essential employee in times of weather or natural disaster or shut down, you should be let go.

The fact you think cutting some spending is a temper tantrum says a lot about you and all of it is sad.
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These people are totally non-essential. Fire them now? Sincerely, Left Shitter
The furloughing of hundreds of Food and Drug Administration inspectors has sharply reduced inspections of the nation’s food supply — one of many repercussions of the partial government shutdown that make Americans potentially less safe.

The agency, which oversees 80 percent of the food supply, has suspended all routine inspections of domestic food-processing facilities, FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb said in an interview. He said he’s working on a plan to bring back inspectors as early as next week to resume inspections of high-risk facilities, which handle foods such as soft cheese or seafood, or have a history of problems.

“We are doing what we can to mitigate any risk to consumers through the shutdown,” Gottlieb said.
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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The military owns 30 million acres of land and a lot of it is prime real estate. They need probably 3 million, about the size of Connecticut. Sell 27 million acres and fire half of the pentagon. Problem solved. Fuck war, fix America.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:These people are totally non-essential. Fire them now?
Anyone else surprised our resident “journalist” has no reading comp skills. He clearly either can’t understand the word most or he decided to ignore that word because it didn’t fit his selected narrative.

Anyone?

Nope didn’t think so.
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Left Seater wrote:He clearly either can’t understand the word most of he decided to ignore that word because it didn’t...
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Thanks. Fixed. One letter changes everything.
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Left Seater wrote:Thanks. Fixed. One letter changes everything.
Our illiterate pilot, ladies and gentlemen....
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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But I don’t claim to be a “journalist” either.
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Left Seater wrote:But I don’t claim to be a “journalist” either.
You're just a garden variety idiot.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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I didn't watch Trump's address. How did it go?
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Goober McTuber wrote:I didn't watch Trump's address. How did it go?
He said build the wall or else illegal immigrants will murder Americans.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Left Seater wrote:He clearly either can’t understand the word most of he decided to ignore that word because it didn’t...
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I saw some of the memes of the Chuckie & Nancy Show, most of which were pretty funny. One said something to the effect of this was the expression your parents had when as a teenager you missed curfew and tried to sneak back in the house, but they were waiting up for you in the living room.

The general sense of the whole thing for me was that Trump used the opportunity well by keeping it short and to the point: 9 minutes long (brevity being next to godliness) and discussing that his prime responsibility as president is to keep the US safe and secure its borders. C&N had some mealy mouthed response about walls being immoral (and this was after Trump brought up that both of them have walls around their houses) and if only Trump would reopen the government they promise to maybe, possibly, might, could discuss border security some day in the distant future.

Trump won this round, hands down.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I didn't watch Trump's address. How did it go?
He said build the wall or else illegal immigrants will murder Americans.
So you did watch it after all you fucking liar. Just like all your other takes.
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Derron wrote: So you did watch it after all you fucking liar. Just like all your other takes.
I actually listened to it while watching the Ball State-Eastern Michigan double OT thriller.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
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Papa Willie wrote: So you’re an Eastern Mishitagain fan? Did you want to address those videos SS posted?
I'm a Western Michigan alum and fan. It was simply a good game to watch.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I didn't watch Trump's address. How did it go?
He said build the wall or else illegal immigrants will murder Americans.
That’s been happening with frightening regularity already, as evidenced by Kate Steinle, the policeman from Newman, CA, the family in Texas killed by a drunk illegal Mexican driver, and ad nauseam. It’s bad enough that they are here illegally, but to commit acts that result in the deaths of American citizens is unacceptable.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: So you’re an Eastern Mishitagain fan? Did you want to address those videos SS posted?
I'm a Western Michigan alum and fan. It was simply a good game to watch.
Western Michigan graduates are not working class people. I call bullshit.
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Rooster wrote:C&N had some mealy mouthed response about walls being immoral (and this was after Trump brought up that both of them have walls around their houses)
And you swallowed that shit.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

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88 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Rooster wrote:C&N had some mealy mouthed response about walls being immoral (and this was after Trump brought up that both of them have walls around their houses)
And you swallowed that shit.
Something doesn't seem right here.

Conservative Activits Jump Pelosi's Fence With Illegal Aliens To Prove A Vital Point
You're equating a fence with a wall? Weak.
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Goober McTuber wrote:You're equating a fence with a wall? Weak.
What’s weak is you trying to differentiate between a wall and a fence when their purpose is the same. But please, continue punching yourself in the balls.
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Rooster wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You're equating a fence with a wall? Weak.
What’s weak is you trying to differentiate between a wall and a fence
You are one painfully stupid motherfucker.

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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Maybe he should call it a windbreak or an eco-barrier.
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88 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You're equating a fence with a wall?
So are you saying that you would be totally cool if Trump built a border fence so long as no one dared to call it a wall?
Yes, a nice white picket fence. It would be so cute. This started when Rooster repeated Trump's false claim that Pelosi had a wall around her house, I pointed out that this was a bullshit claim, and you responded with a link that referenced Pelosi's fence. It doesn't look like that fence kept people off of her lawn. Put a little effort into it and I'm sure you could be just a little more disingenuous.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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He should call it a Siesta Wall and invite Mexicans to lean up against it and have a snooze.

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