Trump/GOP bullshit

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:11 pm

^ What about all the burger flippers making $15/hour who benefitted from this huge order?

Face it, you’re a gigantic mess who cries and complains and talks out of both sides of your mouth.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:11 pm

What's a hamberder?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:37 pm

L45B wrote:^ What about all the burger flippers making $15/hour who benefitted from this huge order?

Face it, you’re a gigantic mess who cries and complains and talks out of both sides of your mouth.

Why yes, of course, burger flippers should be grateful for the increased business!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:55 pm

Softball Bat wrote:

What's a hamberder?

They're delicious with a little covefe to wash them down.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:08 pm

Carson wrote:I would love to shit in the White House, regardless of the current POTUS.

Tax dollars at work and all.

Well you know Barry had to have sucked Michelle's dick there a few times.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:10 pm

Mikey wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:They're on strict diets all the time, so getting shit food was probably a treat.
You mean, like, minimum 6,000 calories per day or something?

1,000 hamberders. That's pretty impressive.

Probably more so to our resident turd burglars

Meltspray, Derron, Rooster...you all know who you are.

Following Screwed in the Ass right down the who gives a fuck rabbit hole I see. Even for you that is a stretch.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:00 pm

I would say what he normally eats in the WH, so gross fast food seems about right for this asshat.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:28 am

The return of the NothingBurger...
...with fries.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:36 am

88 wrote:Seems kind of stupid to even ask, but what food should a president feed a football team for lunch?

I'm guessing Berder King would be inappropriate. The option that contains the perfect combination of suitability and irony is El Pollo Loco.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:08 pm

Papa Willie wrote:http://www.espn.com/college-football/st ... elebration

Seems like everyone was happy...

Did you actually read it? At least at your slow pace? They didn't quote anyone but Trump you god forsaken moron.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:13 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:http://www.espn.com/college-football/st ... elebration

Seems like everyone was happy...
Did you actually read it? At least at your slow pace? They didn't quote anyone but Trump you god forsaken moron.

Yeah but Trump's always right, and he never lies.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:14 pm

Were there any Big Bacon Classics from Wendy's? I used to crush those back inna day.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:18 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Were there any Big Bacon Classics from Wendy's? I used to crush those back inna day.

You know what else got crushed back inna day?

My heart...

...by "Lady X"

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:54 pm

Melty McMoron wrote:
And then there’s Pizzagate...

Which has been thoroughly debunked, you fat fucking retard.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:23 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:http://www.espn.com/college-football/st ... elebration

Seems like everyone was happy...
Did you actually read it? At least at your slow pace? They didn't quote anyone but Trump you god forsaken moron.

And they did that just to specifically piss you and your obsession off. They said there was this fat fucking jizz mopper in DC who claims to be a journalist, but he is just a deranged Trump honk who got a fake degree from Western Michigan, and gets his ass handed to him several times a day on this obscure message board. All for you there Board Bitch.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:28 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:49 pm

#Trumpshutdown

As some of you may recall, because it happened just five days ago, White House economic guru Kevin Hassett claimed last week on PBS NewsHour that the government shutdown isn’t a big deal, and in fact is arguably a good thing because hundreds of thousands of furloughed workers are basically getting a free vacation. “In some sense, they’re better off,” the Council of Economic Advisers chairman said out loud, in response to the question “Is the government shutdown going to have a negative impact on the economy, particularly if it drags on?” But just five days later—and some 26 days into the shutdown—the White House has apparently come to a new conclusion: this whole government-closure business might have a pretty terrible impact on the economy!

The partial government shutdown is inflicting far greater damage on the United States economy than previously estimated, the White House acknowledged on Tuesday, as President Trump’s economists doubled projections of how much economic growth is being lost each week the standoff with Democrats continues.

The revised estimates from the Council of Economic Advisers show that the shutdown, now in its fourth week, is beginning to have real economic consequences. The analysis, and other projections from outside the White House, suggests that the shutdown has already weighed significantly on growth and could ultimately push the United States economy into a contraction.

That the Trump administration—which reportedly didn’t realize a government shutdown would shut down the government—is playing catch-up here is, sadly, not that surprising. But now that they’re up to speed, they know exactly who to blame, and somehow it’s not the guy who single-handedly brought the federal government to a halt.

For now, the White House shows no signs of being ready to relent, and Hassett, the chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers, continued to blame Democrats for the economic damage.

“Congress needs to look at the harms that we’re talking about,” Mr. Hassett said, “and address them.”

While tens of thousands of federal employees have been called back to work without pay in order to process tax returns in the hopes of blunting the shutdown’s economic impact, experts say the longer Trump digs his heels in, the worse things will get. As Sam Berger, a senior adviser at the Center for American Progress, told Bloomberg, “Shutdowns don’t get bad linearly; they get bad exponentially.” In a research note issued on Tuesday, Bernard Baumohl, the chief global economist for the Economic Outlook Group, wrote that the shutdown “is threatening to derail this economic expansion,” and that its effect on federal workers’ spending plans is particularly worrisome for the housing and automotive markets, which were “already showing signs of trouble before the shutdown.”

Hassett, who, as a reminder, suggested five days ago that furloughed workers should be thanking Trump for the free time off, said on Tuesday that one of his furloughed staffers has started driving for Uber to make ends meet, and that the shutdown could permanently hurt economic growth expectations even after the government reopens—whenever that may be!—if markets and businesses suspect the president will pull this stunt again. At which point, we can probably expect the C.E.A. chairman and author of the book Dow 36,000 to claim shutdowns actually make the economy stronger.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:08 pm

Softball Bat wrote:

What's a hamberder?

It's the meal that gets washed down with covfefe.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:33 pm

Rooster wrote:
Softball Bat wrote:

What's a hamberder?
It's the meal that gets washed down with covfefe.

What do you wash down that glass dick with?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:34 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Since the Alzheimer's patient is afraid to show his source: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/01 ... he-economy

LEFT Bias.
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/vanity-fair/

Not afraid. I just like to make you work for it, you fat lazy bastard.

If you could read, you might have seen this:

The revised estimates from the Council of Economic Advisers show that the shutdown, now in its fourth week, is beginning to have real economic consequences.

Vanity Fair just reported, they didn't do the research. Moron.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:46 pm

But if Vanity Fair reported it, that automatically makes it false.
You knew that.

Melty has but two trusted sources -

FAUX News

The pattern of corn kernels in his own turds.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:07 pm

So you think the Council of Economic Advisers has a liberal slant? It's an agency within the Executive Office of the President, you stupid fucking hayseed.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:51 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:So you think the Council of Economic Advisers has a liberal slant? It's an agency within the Executive Office of the President, you stupid fucking hayseed.

Yeah but they're tainted by being quoted in Vanity Fair.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:12 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Since the Alzheimer's patient is afraid to show his source

He's not afraid, he's just a fucking moron.
He's probably still searching for his laptop's coal chute...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:34 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Since the Alzheimer's patient is afraid to show his source
He's not afraid, he's just a fucking moron.

You're welcome to argue the actual point, Marty, if you can. The other member of Team Reacharound wasn't able to.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:42 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Since the Alzheimer's patient is afraid to show his source
He's not afraid, he's just a fucking moron.
You're welcome to argue the actual point, Marty, if you can. The other member of Team Reacharound wasn't able to.

You did not really just ask grisly to have an actual take did you? That’s funny.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:43 pm

Papa Willie wrote:You DO understand that I coined that phrase and wrote a song for it almost 20 years ago, do you not?

Will you be including it in the anniversary box set?
:(

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:55 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Will you be including it in the anniversary box set?
:(

Nobody buys box sets anymore

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:18 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Will you be including it in the anniversary box set?
:(
Nobody buys box sets anymore

I was referring to the vinyl release.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:22 pm

Papa Willie wrote:...I can stream it like urine.

"Grrrrr!!! Get off my internet machine!!!"

-Goober

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:38 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:...I can stream it like urine.

"Grrrrr!!! Get off my internet machine!!!"

-Goober

LOL

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:05 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:12 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

Can you enlarge that picture. I want to get an accurate count of Melty's chins.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:40 am

bwaaaa hahaha!

RACK Marty!

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:02 pm

Another big Caravan heading our way. Very hard to stop without a Wall!

- Don (1/18/19)

rotf...

Another one?

Where did that first one go?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:44 pm

88 wrote:
Softball Bat wrote:Where did that first one go?
That is the question for which a border fence is part of the answer.

Are you related to Jim Acosta?

https://dailycaller.com/2019/01/10/sand ... ll-border/

So now it's a fence and not a wall. OK. Do you think they can complete it in time to stop this "new" caravan?

They'd have to walk pretty slowly for it to have any effect.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:08 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

Is that the TrojanSpray.exe file that corrupts your machine and literally MELTS your hard drive?

Sorry Goobs...you're fucked.

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:16 pm

Sin
the bitter midget

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:23 am

.088 wrote:Obviously, it would not be built in time to have any impact on the new caravan.

The new caravan is bullshit, just like the old caravan that went *poof* was.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:53 am

There is no story there.

You posted a 21 second video of some people walking around and standing in line.

Further, the two sentence description of what is going on says that the migrants... tunneled under the border wall.

LOL

I thought walls worked?

Great job KYOA.