Cal backfield... Lambs roll

[smackaholic]

Listing your college's actual achievements in sports as some sort of personal achievement is sort of silly, but common enough to give it a pass.

Listing your college's former player's current success in a league with zero connection to your college team is beyond ridiculous. It is the kind of 12th degree black belt in KYOA-kwon-do move that has me thinking Screwey could just get knocked off his BB throne this year.

I'm pulling for you dude. Screwey's dynasty needs to come to an end.

[smackaholic]

Oh, and rack SC.

He like the big quite kid at school. He doesn't pick fights. He just tries to get along with everyone and just smiles and shrugs off the loudmouth assholes......until he doesn't. Then he stomps a muddhole in them and everyone applauds.

That is what we just saw.

Smackie Chan.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

m2 has never been to California.

[Smackie Chan]

The Ballad of Toolio (To the melody of Chimes by The J. Geils Band)



The Ren Faire is over
Not getting any sleep
Tho my name’s not Ben Dover
My boyfriend’s in so deep

Already bobbed & kneeled
I think I’ll start a thread
About the Lambs’ backfield
QB is named Jared

Bums shit on the sidewalk
Outside mom’s basement window
Boyfriend whips out his cock
And wants another blow

I make the chimes
I make the chimes
I make the chimes
I make the chimes

Alma mater is Kal
At least that’s what I say
I take credit
Tho not a down did I play

Everyone is mocking
What I post tonight
Golden Bears I’m jocking
I am not very bright

I sell the chimes
I sell the chimes
I sell the chimes
I sell the chimes

I sell the chimes
I sell the chimes
I sell the chimes
I sell the chimes

[FiatLux]

ook, shit on your porch, sidewalk, street, and everywhere other than in a toilet...

Kamara went to Alabama, got banged up, couldn't get any PT, and ended up at Tennessee.

Stick to your windchimes. You don't know crap about football.

So, you're claiming a player that NEVER played a down at Alabama ???

Kinda like Alabama claims MNC's they NEVER won.

What the fuck is wrong with you people ?

Too funny

[FiatLux]

This thread didn't work out well for Jerry, SS, and dimsdale.

Too funny.

[FiatLux]

This thread didn't work out well for Jerry, SS, and dimsdale.

Too funny.

Yeah - it really did work out well for them. You? Negative.

You're a retard. So, people laugh at you.


I actually feel sorry for you... since you haven't had a job for over 30 years.


Porky, can you show you've had a job in the last 30 years ???



Yeah, I didn't think so...


Too funny!

[FiatLux]

It ain't a stretch like you claiming to live in San Fran and attending Cal.

Unreal.



Psst... 88 has my ip address.

[FiatLux]

Like I just proved.

Porky "The Welfare Pig"... hasn't had a job in it's life.



Funny too !

[Smackie Chan]

This thread didn't work out well for Jerry, SS, and dimsdale.

Hate to break it to you, Skippy, but this ain't golf. Posting below par and scoring low (like on your IQ tests) does not equate to a win. You have been, and continue to be, curb stomped. I'm sure you're used to it by now, though, as in real life. That shit on the sidewalk needs to be cleaned off. Hop to it, boy.

You can do better.

You have infinitely more optimism than I do. I'm confident we've seen his best work, which isn't even worthy of being displayed on his mom's fridge.

[FiatLux]

It's amazing how brilliant I am.

I have 3 girls with their panties in a wad and they're not talking about the subject of the thread.

I am that powerful.



Rack me !

[FiatLux]

4 of 6 Super Bowls featuring a Cal RB:

2014 - CJ Anderson, Marshawn Lynch
2015 - Shane Vereen, Marshawn Lynch
2016 - CJ Anderson
2017
2018
2019 - CJ Anderson



I know that a lot of kids want to play in the NFL... so, they head to bama.

The thing Tosh didn't tell them... you might want to go to school if you want to make it in the NFL.


Ask Todd "I had to give up my starting job to a Golden Bear" Gurley to C.J. Anderson a "Golden Bear"... because he can read and write.



The NFL... is Big Boy Football... and you need a brain.

[Dinsdale]

I'll play. And I'll see your 4-of-6, and raise you 4-of-4.

2015 - LaGarrette Blount
2016 - Jonathan Stewart
2017 - LaGarrette Blount
2018 - LaGarrette Blount (Kenjon Barner returning kicks)

[Dinsdale]

BTW -- anyone remember this one-hit wonder? It's a song about Fiat Luxe.






And the reason it's in this thread is that's Patrick Chung's (Quacks Be Upon Him) mom. I see him bringing much pain to a Kal RB in a couple of weeks... yet again. He's done a lot of that in his life.

[FiatLux]

Now there will be 6 Cal QB's to be Super Bowl QBs


I don't think any other school can make this claim.


Joe Kapp
Craig Morton
Vince Ferragamo
Gale Gilbert
Aaron Rodgers
Jared Goff

[FiatLux]

And the reason it's in this thread is that's Patrick Chung's (Quacks Be Upon Him) mom. I see him bringing much pain to a Kal RB in a couple of weeks... yet again. He's done a lot of that in his life.

You mean like this ?



Marshawn Lynch vs. Patty Chung






Too funny!

[Dinsdale]

Gale Gilbert

You're claiming a rapist who never got in the game during a Super Bowl?

[Dinsdale]

Now there will be 6 Cal QB's to be Super Bowl QBs


I don't think any other school can make this claim.


Joe Kapp
Craig Morton
Vince Ferragamo
Gale Gilbert
Aaron Rodgers
Jared Goff

And between them, they have the same number of wins as Northern Iowa QBs.

[FiatLux]

Gale Gilbert

You're claiming a rapist who never got in the game during a Super Bowl?

Let me know how many times you'd like me to kick your ass ?


The Jared Goff and Marshawn links weren't enough?


Psst... Gilbert played in 4 Super Bowl games... shit for brains.

[smackaholic]

Gale Gilbert

You're claiming a rapist who never got in the game during a Super Bowl?

Let me know how many times you'd like me to kick your ass ?


The Jared Goff and Marshawn links weren't enough?


Psst... Gilbert lost 4 Super Bowl games... shit for brains.

ftfy, nc.

[smackaholic]

'Bama wins the number of SB champs game, with 3. Namath, Stabler, Starr.

ND wins number of titles, mostly due to Montana.

As for areas that produce SB QB champs, I think western PA may still have bode with Montana and Namath. Unitas, Marino and Jim Kelly are also from the area. Unitas would have had a few rings, had they bothered to call the title game the SB earlier. Kelly should have had a few.

[FiatLux]

The college programs that have produced the most Super Bowl starting quarterbacks


https://amp.businessinsider.com/super-b ... ges-2019-1

[smackaholic]

Purdue has three? That's odd.

[Left Seater]

Gilbert actually lost 5 Super Bowls. Let's make sure Cal gets all the credit they deserve.

https://www.statesman.com/news/20120922 ... f-football

Gilbert ended his professional football career in 1995 as one of the least-known footnotes in NFL history — the only player to play on five consecutive Super Bowl losers.

Gilbert lost Super Bowls on both coasts — four in Buffalo, one in San Diego. He threw only six passes in those five Super Bowl defeats, all in a mop-up role against the 49ers in Super Bowl XXIX.

Those Cal football teams that he quarterbacked for three seasons never lost a bowl game. Of course, the Bears didn’t play in one over that span. He’s still trying to forget that 2-9 senior season.

He also fathered a son that has been a complete bust of a QB. One that gift wrapped a Bama National Title with 4 interceptions and one fumble. But hey, you can watch the dude play QB for your Orlando Apollo’s of the AAF. Season kicks off on CBS in a week and a half.

[FiatLux]

[smackaholic]

Purdue has three? That's odd.

Griese and Brees come immediately to mind.

https://www.newsday.com/sports/football ... 1.11426285

Lenny Dawson! Forgot ol' Lenny.

Hell, Ole Miss (Eli) and Navy (Staubach) QBs have each won more Super Bowls than Cal QBs!

Poor toolio.

How many SEC QB wins?

There are the crimson Tide dudes already mentioned, Bradshaw with 4, LA tech, I think. favruh, the other Manning dude, gotta be more.


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[smackaholic]

Oops, La Tech ain’t SEC

At least they were born in SEC territory

While talking about the origin of SB winners, you have to give it up to Archie. His ballsack went 2 for 3 on SB winners.


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[FiatLux]

Rack CJ... it's good to know kids that can go to Cal, MIT, Harvard,..etc. can still do the right things in life.

Sup, CJ.






https://sports.yahoo.com/rams-fateful-c ... 24125.html



Rack Him

[FiatLux]

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