Super Bowl in game...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:22 am

Papa Willie wrote:Goff

Goff?

Isn't he that Cal guy?

2 funny

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:26 am

Papa Willie wrote:
FiatLux wrote:Well, the Super Bowl MVP... will be from the San Francisco Bay Area.

That's a given.

Great game by Goff. Youngest Super Bowl quarterback in history.

Too bad Cooks dropped a perfect pass for touchdown.

Great game.
Goff was 16/33 for 198 yards, 1 terrible INT, had an abysmal QB rating of 51.8, and was sacked 4 times. That’s NOT a good game, Shit & Needles.

What would you know about Pro Football... you're not from the San Francisco Bay Area.

Hell,you're a Falcons fan. Biggest choke job in NFL history against these same Cheatriots in the Super Bowl.

Stay down... Porky

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:29 am

Papa Willie wrote:QB rating of 51.8

In m200L terms, this number can trump the score of the game. Too bad, both numbers were shit.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:32 am

FiatLux wrote:Stay down... Porky

If he's down, it's because he's on the ground, rolling with laughter...

...at you.

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FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:34 am

Well it's final.

The Super Bowl MVP is once again... from the San Francisco Bay Area.

Land of Super Bowl MVP'S.

Too funny !

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:42 am

Seriously. Who gives a fat fucking rat’s ass?
(the last one that mattered was Jim Plunkett)

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:43 am

Like Cooks, Milton drops balls...

...in his mouth.

too funny!

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:54 am

Colon Cowturd 12/20/18...

0:20 - 0:26 - This (Josh Gordon's departure) ends New England's Super Bowl threat. It's over. It is officially over.

0:48
Edelman is not scaring anybody in this league

- Colon

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:58 am

mF00L wrote:
L45B wrote:
m200L wrote:Yeah, Goff dropped the pass in the endzone.
No. But the other guy from the Bay Area sure did.

Huh ?

Uhhh your boy Cooks. Had he caught that TD pass, you’d be in here gushing about his Bay Area heritage. But I’m sure now he’s just a lowly Stockton native.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:00 am

I hear some lard gurgling... is that you Porky?

Fatlanta, hosts the NFL's version of the Cheez it Bowl.

Those teams were playing like they knew whoever won goes to the White House.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:06 am

Watched the English Sky Sports feed with Rob Ryan

on the in-game panel. How did he get on there? I thought, 'oh shit, this is weird'. He proceeded to demolish Tony Romo and Mcveigh and was incredibly articulate.

The End.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:11 am

San Francisco and its burbs... win the internet, again!

Super Bowl MVP

It's a genetic thing. We're simply better than you.

the truth

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:44 am

Papa Willie wrote:Sometimes it’s a bit too obvious, Milt. But it still has its funny moments.

San Francisco and it's burbs win... because we're a "white" majority and invented the internet.

Where as, Georgia is a state made up of "fat white people with no teeth that live in caves with a pick playing banjos" and have nig nogs as their government officials and politicians".

You see how this works Porky ?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 9:31 am

mfool wrote:Great game by Goff.

He led his team to the fewest points in Super Bowl history.
Couldn't even manage one TD.
QB rating of 57.9.

He sucked.

Nice job making a complete idiot of yourself in here, sack-slurper.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:38 am

The San Francisco Raiders...

#BREAKING: #Raiders will play in San Francisco for 2019 season. Team reaches deal w/ #SFGiants to use #OraclePark (formerly #ATTPark). Announcement expected this week. (per my @NFL sources). #RaiderNation #SuperBowl53 #NFL

Too funny !

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 12:47 pm

Cooks is getting shredded in his schools state for dropping two perfect touchdown throws from Goff.

Now we know why the aints and cheatriots traded this guy away.

Rack Oregon... for telling it like it is.

Brandin Cooks drops two crucial
passes that doom Rams in Super Bowl
53

https://www.oregonlive.com/sports/2019/ ... wl-53.html

Slap · Post by **Slap** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:07 pm

It would be good if this cockroach got run over by a cement truck.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:23 pm

FiatLux wrote:Cooks is getting shredded in his schools state for dropping two perfect touchdown throws from Goff.

Now we know why the aints and cheatriots traded this guy away.

Rack Oregon... for telling it like it is.

Brandin Cooks drops two crucial
passes that doom Rams in Super Bowl
53

https://www.oregonlive.com/sports/2019/ ... wl-53.html

Would one of those “perfect throws” be the one in the back of the end zone?

It was a nice throw, it was just 10 minutes late. The Pats defender was miles away, but had time to get there to break it up.

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Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:16 pm

L45B wrote:The Rams need to bench Goff and put in Kurt Warner’s wife.

Brutal

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:19 pm

Papa Willie wrote:With a decent QB, the Hams could have won this game.

He had the shittiest offensive line in Super Bowl history. Every play he had a Pat d-man in his face. If he had even a half way decent OL Goff would have been better.

Though I do love laughing at shitty Cal performances.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:21 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote:Watched the English Sky Sports feed with Rob Ryan on the in-game panel. How did he get on there? I thought, 'oh shit, this is weird'. He proceeded to demolish Tony Romo and Mcveigh and was incredibly articulate.

The End.

Slob Ryan was just hired by the Skins.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:42 pm

The Super Bowl actually was just about everything I expected.

Dull, boring game
Shitty halftime featuring a tatted up white guy pulling his shirt off for a mob of ecstatic, choreographed "fans"
Hypocritical attempts by the league to tie in Black History Month, Atlanta's civil rights history and social justice reform
Tony Romo

Now I remember why I haven't watched a regular season NFL game for the past two seasons.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:20 pm

Mikey wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:I liked Gladys Knight’s NA. She didn’t try to turn it into some kind of hip hop song.
Agreed. She did a great job.

Other than that, this is the most boring fucking Super Bowl I think I've ever seen.
Yeah I shouldn’t have had a glass of wine. Having a hard time staying awake here.

Pussy. I had two fingers of Rye. Twice.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:28 pm

FiatLux wrote:It's a genetic thing. We're simply better than you.

Weren't you born in Ohio?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:10 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: I do love laughing at shitty Cal performances.
My feelings as well.

I enjoyed seeing the Cal QB Stupor Bowl W-L record continue its downward spiral.

What was weird to me was all day I felt zero interest in the game. I almost said to hell with it, but ended up half-heartedly watching it.

I don't even know what the commercial was for, but I liked the old NFLers ad where they were throwing the ball around and knocking the shit outta each other.

That was pretty good. Like the way they had Franco relive the immaculate reception.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:12 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Pussy. I had two fingers. Twice.

You had two fingers...where?

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:54 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
FiatLux wrote:It's a genetic thing. We're simply better than you.
Weren't you born in Ohio?

nope.

evanston, mom went to northwestern and dad was a printer. dad got a job in san francisco when i was less than a year. folks were smart enough to know they didn't want to live in a freezer.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:58 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: I enjoyed seeing the Cal QB Stupor Bowl W-L record continue its downward spiral.

Cal's qb outplayed bama's...errrr. bama hasn't had a super bowl qb since the early 70's.

Hell, has bama had a starting qb in the nfl since the 70's'?

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:06 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
He had the shittiest offensive line in Super Bowl history.
And the Rams averaged 33 points per a game this season with the shittiest offensive line in Super Bowl history.

Thanks for confirming your tremendous stupidity.

Screwy, gets it. If the lambs had a receiver not named cooks, the lambs win the game handily.

13 points was the lowest scoring total for a winning team in super bowl history. The pats weren't exactly lighting up the scoreboard.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:16 pm

smackaholic wrote:
FiatLux wrote:Cooks is getting shredded in his schools state for dropping two perfect touchdown throws from Goff.

Now we know why the aints and cheatriots traded this guy away.

Rack Oregon... for telling it like it is.

Brandin Cooks drops two crucial
passes that doom Rams in Super Bowl
53

https://www.oregonlive.com/sports/2019/ ... wl-53.html
Would one of those “perfect throws” be the one in the back of the end zone?

It was a nice throw

You mean that 50 yard laser that hit Cooks in the hands before the defender made contact? Or that perfect dime along the sidelines in the endzone that went right through his arms that would have tied the game?

Not bad, for the youngest Super Bowl quarterback in History.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:25 pm

Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Pussy. I had two fingers. Twice.
You had two fingers...where?

Your mom's gash.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:34 pm

FiatLux wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
FiatLux wrote:Cooks is getting shredded in his schools state for dropping two perfect touchdown throws from Goff.

Now we know why the aints and cheatriots traded this guy away.

Rack Oregon... for telling it like it is.

Brandin Cooks drops two crucial
passes that doom Rams in Super Bowl
53

https://www.oregonlive.com/sports/2019/ ... wl-53.html
Would one of those “perfect throws” be the one in the back of the end zone?

It was a nice throw

You mean that 50 yard laser that hit Cooks in the hands before the defender made contact? Or that perfect dime along the sidelines in the endzone that went right through his arms that would have tied the game?

Not bad, for the youngest Super Bowl quarterback in History.

Yeah, that 50 yard laser which had it been thrown when it should have, likely would have been caught.

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FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:34 pm

You simply can't make a better throw than this.

This would have tied the game with minutes left in the game.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:37 pm

The defender did get away with a bit of PI there. Tough to fault the receiver.

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Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:40 pm

Papa Willie wrote:And the Rams averaged 33 points per a game this season with the shittiest offensive line in Super Bowl history.

Thanks for confirming your tremendous stupidity.

That's what makes it so incredible, you worthless pile of human refuse. They put up all those numbers all season and just got bent over by Belecheat and the Pats' d.

Choke on a dick, please.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:42 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Pussy. I had two fingers. Twice.
You had two fingers...where?
Your mom's gash.

That's a shocker.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:42 pm

smackaholic wrote:The defender did get away with a bit of PI there. Tough to fault the receiver.

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huh?

that's normal d in the nfl. he pulled his arm away easily. it shouldn't stop an nfl receiver from catching that perfect pass.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:44 pm

Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:You had two fingers...where?
Your mom's gash.

That's a shocker.

Would have been had the pinky found the stinky.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:48 pm

FiatLux wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
FiatLux wrote:It's a genetic thing. We're simply better than you.
Weren't you born in Ohio?

nope.

evanston, mom went to northwestern and dad was a printer. dad got a job in san francisco when i was less than a year. folks were smart enough to know they didn't want to live in a freezer.

I was born in San Francisco and grew up on the Peninsula less than 10 miles from where the current Super Bowl MVP went to HS.

I guess that makes me genetically superior to you.

I had enough brains to leave before my hometown was overrun by an army of Google and Facebook bots, and parts of what once was the most beautiful city in the US, if not the world, turned into a reeking fetid cesspool of human waste and Cal fans.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:53 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
FiatLux wrote:It's a genetic thing. We're simply better than you.
Weren't you born in Ohio?

What's round on both ends (Milton's ass and mouth)?
And "hi" in the middle (Milton while fucked up on meth)?