Tornadoes touch down in Alabama and Georgia

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 1:35 am

At least 14 dead after tornadoes touch down in Alabama and Georgia
https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/03/us/torna ... index.html

Papa Willie and Sam...

Are you guys still with us?

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 1:50 am

Either way, I expect some pictures of the Golden Gate Bridge to enter this thread before too long.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 1:57 am

No doubt.

And appropriately followed by pictures of human excrement on a San Francisco sidewalk.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:17 am

I’d like to see the data showing that pussified little squall actually reached anywhere near 175.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:03 am

God hates FAT PEOPLE.

the truth

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:55 am

Porky Willie wrote:

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 1:44 pm

Weather pussies

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:08 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:I told my wife I'm tired of dealing with these things. So I got to thinking about where to move.

Cali? Earthquakes, fires, mudslides, needles and shit. No thanks.

Midwest? Tornadoes, potential massive earthquake looming, and cold as shit. Nope.

Florida? Hurricanes, serial killers, giant pythons and gators. Nah.

Northeast? Freezin' ass cold. Nope.

Guess I'll just keep my old ass here and hope we keep dodgin' the spinnin' wind.

Our little community got nailed a few weeks ago. Massive damage.

A neighbor's wife called him and all he heard was "Tornado!" Then static on the phone. She had their kids with her. He was pretty freaked out, 'til they drove up. They'd been at a gas station/store and the manager shoved everyone into the coolers 'til the thing passed over. It had lifted up just before it hit that spot.

Knoxville, Tennessee. No bad weather, no earthquakes, no wildfires, no crime waves, no homeless or feces on the sidewalks. You get four seasons, lots of lightning bugs, and terrific BBQ.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:14 pm

You just had a flood you stupid son of a bitch.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:28 pm

Trump says he told FEMA to give Alabama the A-treatment.

As opposed to how they treated Puerto Rico & California....

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:43 pm

No he didn't.

He said the A+ treatment.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:16 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:Trump says he told FEMA to give Alabama the A-treatment.

As opposed to how they treated Puerto Rico & California....
Why not? He (and normal people) likes the South more than the West.

Of course he’s giving Alabama the “A” treatment.
He’d be giving Georgia the “G” treatment if he could get that far in the alphabet.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 7:33 am

Darwin... can't stop laughing !

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:42 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
You're on fire, dude!

Wait!!!!

Sorry to break this to you, but Alabama will always come before Georgia.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:57 pm

Papa Willie wrote:[quote="Sudden Sam”]
I don’t think Mikey understood the fire comment... Pitiful Milt can’t understand what water and air are for...

[/quote]
OK you’re right. It went completely over my head.
More like “under water “ right now.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:01 pm

Free’s ode to the Golden State.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 8:23 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:Trump says he told FEMA to give Alabama the A-treatment.

As opposed to how they treated Puerto Rico & California....
Why not? He (and normal people) likes the South more than the West.

Yeah, we saw how much Trump loves the South when he mocked Jeff Sessions' southern accent @ CPAC....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:44 pm

Sunny,with a high of 60.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 7:18 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:This shit weather has GOT to stop.

More tornadoes within a few miles of us last night.

Nothing like January's tornado and the stuff that hit Lee County the other day, but...

San Fran is starting to look good to me.

T1B

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