Great Lakes, or GTFO

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Mar 04, 2019 2:11 am

Seriously, if you don't live on the Great Lakes you should just fuck off and die. Just kill yourself...I mean it.

Bro, do you even lake?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Mar 04, 2019 2:12 am

Where ma' lake niggahs at, yo? REPRESENT!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Mar 04, 2019 2:14 am

You could say those of us that live on the Great Lakes are...

...superior.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 2:18 am

Well, when the coming fresh water wars arrive, you fukkers will be in the drivers seat.

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Mar 04, 2019 3:37 am

smackaholic wrote:Well, when the coming fresh water wars arrive...

The war has already started.

HURoN ILLUMINATI

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 4:01 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Seriously, if you don't live on the Great Lakes you should just fuck off and die. Just kill yourself...I mean it.

Bro, do you even lake?

I would love to get a hat with the five Great Lakes on it. Rack Michigan.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Mar 04, 2019 4:03 am

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 4:49 am

And farther below Lake Ontario takes in what Lake Erie can send her.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:07 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:You could say those of us that live on the Great Lakes are...

...superior.

Seems more than a little eerie to me.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:14 am

The “Great Lakes”?

I’m surrounded by stupid Canadians and fat southern crackers.

None of you losers live here:

The truth...

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 7:45 am

It's good... being God.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:29 pm

Mikey wrote:The “Great Lakes”?

I’m surrounded by stupid Canadians and fat southern crackers.

None of you losers live here:

The truth...

Not enough ellipses... work on it.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 1:59 pm

Good god you are a tedious twat.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:02 pm

Hey, according to the Toledo city council Lake Erie now has rights. I wonder if it refers to itself as “ze?”

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:19 am

And how about those vermin desert rats from the D&L who have the nerve to call themselves....The Lakers?

Should have left that nic in the U&M where it made sense.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:33 am

smackaholic wrote:And how about those vermin desert rats from the D&L who have the nerve to call themselves....The Lakers?

Should have left that nic in the U&M where it made sense.

Think of it as not being about 1,000 Minnesota lakes but the legacy of a single Hollywood Lake.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:37 am

smackaholic wrote:...the D&L...

Turn your map around, you dummy.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:48 am

My map orientation is fine.

The Down and Left pretty well describes the location of LA, does it not?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:54 am

Mikey wrote:
smackaholic wrote:And how about those vermin desert rats from the D&L who have the nerve to call themselves....The Lakers?

Should have left that nic in the U&M where it made sense.
Think of it as not being about 1,000 Minnesota lakes but the legacy of a single Hollywood Lake.

I thought it was ten thousand lakes?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:00 am

smackaholic wrote:My map orientation is fine.

The Down and Left pretty well describes the location of LA, does it not?

Okay...I thought you were making some kind of reference to the Milwaukee Bucks.

Damn you, you retard...you make me dumber just by engaging with you...
:doh:

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:07 am

smackaholic wrote:
Mikey wrote:
smackaholic wrote:And how about those vermin desert rats from the D&L who have the nerve to call themselves....The Lakers?

Should have left that nic in the U&M where it made sense.
Think of it as not being about 1,000 Minnesota lakes but the legacy of a single Hollywood Lake.

I thought it was ten thousand lakes?

Fake news

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:21 am

We're going to clean up the Great Lakes...

...and we're going to make the Gulf of Mexico pay for it.

MTGLGA

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:47 pm

Papa Willie wrote: You just make Screwy cum.

Politicians don't arouse me, unless they're Tulsi Gabbard or AOC or Rashida Tlaib.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:36 am

Georgian Bay

NO pole smokers
NO needle exchange
NO human excrement
NO "gender re-assignment clinics"

JUST cool people being lit as fuck, yo'

IT'S GOOD TO BE AT HOME IN GOD'S BACKYARD

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:20 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

You're more pale than I am.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:25 am

He is a fat little midget.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:17 am

Don't be hatin' on the GL5 Crew...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:32 am

Don't forget about the St. Lawrence. Plenty of fine people up there. And hardly any of them are weirdos. Well at least one of them is.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:05 pm

Who knew Spray lived on the St Lawrence River?

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:47 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: You just make Screwy cum.
Politicians don't arouse me

Keep telling yourself that. Your posting history including a rank ‘em with a guy says differently.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:21 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Don't be hatin' on the GL5 Crew...

You are a fat little midget throwing stones in a glass house. Deal with it tiny.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:48 pm

Kierland wrote: You are a fat little midget throwing stones in a glass house. Deal with it tiny.

On second thought, I don't think it is really him. The photo is hosted at Trip Advisor.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:49 pm

Left Seater wrote: Keep telling yourself that. Your posting history including a rank ‘em with a guy says differently.

Who thought a pilot could be so stupid?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:03 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Left Seater wrote: Keep telling yourself that. Your posting history including a rank ‘em with a guy says differently.
Who thought a pilot could be so stupid?

Anyone who has read a Rooster post.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:49 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Left Seater wrote: Keep telling yourself that. Your posting history including a rank ‘em with a guy says differently.
Who thought a pilot could be so stupid?

Nice 2nd grade comeback. Pretty much throwing in the towel with that post eh?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:41 pm

Straight to the point, that's how I work. Sucks for you to be on the receiving end. Maybe you'll learn someday. But I doubt it.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:44 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Straight to the point, that's how I work. Sucks for you to be on the receiving end. Maybe you'll learn someday. But I doubt it.

You are sure a mess. Hope this epic blast helps you sleep at night.

Screwy to himself in the mirror last night. "Man I blasted Left Seater! Just went straight to the point and called him stupid. Rack me!"

Screwy then high fives his mirror self as he puffs out his chest to dominate sleep in his zip up onesy.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:40 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Straight to the point, that's how I work.

If this thread was titled Great Takes, now is about the time for you to GTFO.

T1B