Trolling for Brackets

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:18 pm

IN. Don't know why. Site is a bit clunky to get started. Good luck to whomever wins the group. No--I did not pick Syracuse to win it all.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 6:22 pm

In. Prepare to die. Tennessee FTW.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:57 pm

Yeah, you’re probably right. I actually expect Duke to win it all. :cry:

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 1:10 pm

Get ready for the shit to hit the fan this year, you fuckers won’t be able to keep up.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:27 pm

Duke will choke.

UVA is gonna go from first #1 seed to lose to a #16 to national champions. Calling it now.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:32 pm

L45B wrote:Duke will choke.

UVA is gonna go from first #1 seed to lose to a #16 to national champions. Calling it now.

Virginia has one the best coaches in the country.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:34 pm

Beyond Bennett, UVA has one of the best coaching staffs in the country. Watch out for them.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:08 pm

Papa Willie wrote:So fucking Murray State is just wiping the floor with Marquette.

That was one impressive ass kicking.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:18 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:So fucking Murray State is just wiping the floor with Marquette.
That was one impressive ass kicking.
Sure was. Never saw that one coming...

Then you don't pay much attention to college basketball.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:40 am

Papa Willie wrote:I thought Auburn might be able to get by Kansas. After seeing what I saw today, I wish I could change that pick in every bracket I'm in. Kansas will kill them.

Not looking that way so far, Spray. This tourney has a funny way of showing exactly what you didn’t expect to happen at any moment.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 3:18 am

I absolutely meant to join this. I was crazy busy, and didn't get around to it. This is disappointing, since I try to lead a lifestyle where the words "I was/am too busy" never are in my lexicon.

Papa Willie wrote: Sure was. Never saw that one coming...

Yeah, it's not like Murray St has (had) the second best player in the country or anything.

But I did not see Auburn prison-raping Kansas.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 3:22 am

Dinsdale wrote:But I did not see Auburn prison-raping Kansas.

This is embarrassing.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 4:43 pm

I picked Auburn, but almost my entire South bracket is dead. Only Virginia is a possible contender.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 7:17 pm

Tennessee squeaks by Iowa to get into the Sweet Sixteen. Close one in OT.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:10 am

Terrific game start to finish.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:11 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:

Then you don't pay much attention to college basketball.
So you had Murray State beating Marquette in your bracket?

Edit: So you did! Good pick. Then again - you had Belmont beating Maryland, so shut the fuck up.

What the fuck are you babbling about, Melty? My two 5-12 upsets were Marquette and Wisky.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:20 pm

Jsc810 wrote:And now, after just three games finished in the tournament, there are no remaining perfect brackets left.

Maybe not in your game.

https://www.ncaa.com/news/basketball-me ... t-16-first

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:10 pm

Again, what the fuck are you babbling about? I didn't enter the bracket contest.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:21 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Again, what the fuck are you babbling about? I didn't enter the bracket contest.
I thought you were in as Ucan't. Oh well - at least we know you were too much of a pussy to get in on it.

Get fucked.

Hey tubby, I run a bracket contest here in Madtown for a local sports bar. We get 250 or so entries every year. Sorry I didn't find time to kick your fat ass in the T1B bracket game. I'm tied for 7th in ours.

Why would you think I would sign up as Ucunt?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Mar 26, 2019 1:54 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Hey tubby, I run a bracket contest here in Madtown for a local sports bar. We get 250 or so entries every year. Sorry I didn't find time to kick your fat ass in the T1B bracket game. I'm tied for 7th in ours.

Why would you think I would sign up as Ucunt?
It's okay, Goobs. We know you're a pussy now. Carry on.

Looks like I'm going to make money on the bracket I filled out, fatso. How about you?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 1:59 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:45 pm Looks like you're a lying pussy as well. Haha.

Only in your dreams, Melty. I put up $10 and should win about $150. You put up nothing and you'll win nothing. Story of your loser life.
:bode:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:30 pm

Yes, Milton kicks your fat ass too.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:45 pm

Riddle me this, Melty. Why would I bother filling out a bracket here to compete against 6 or 8 other posters to win nothing when I can spend $10 in a bracket contest with 250 of my closest friends and actually win cash?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:35 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:53 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:08 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Exhibit A.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:40 pm

No, I will not do your sister.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:03 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:40 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:40 pm No, I will not do your sister.
My sister died 2 weeks ago. Thanks a lot, asshole.

And you're posting her picture at T1B. Shameful.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Mar 31, 2019 7:14 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2019 2:45 am You'll die of old age soon enough.

You'll die of diabetes or heart disease first.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:07 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:38 am
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2019 2:45 am You'll die of old age soon enough.
You'll die of diabetes or heart disease first.
And you’re an ancient drunk. Trust me, you’ll be first.

You're a morbidly obese heroin addict. Trust me, you'll be soon.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:14 pm

RACK you, 88, for your fine prognosticating. You drafted on all of us until the opportune moment and then vaulted to the top of the dung hill heap we call T1B.

/salute

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:33 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:57 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: You're a morbidly obese heroin addict. Trust me, you'll be soon.
You’re a fag. You’ll hop on the wrong cock and then bleed to death. You’ve got about a week to live.

Ultimately, that's the pinnacle of you smack "skills". To call someone gay. You remain the most pathetic poster on T1B, a small step below Toolio.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:47 pm

Melty is still fantasizing. His grip on reality continues to slip, and he continues looking up to Toolio.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:05 pm

We've covered this repeatedly, you fat FUCKING retard. You expecting a Purple Heart because you posted a bracket? You seem so proud of your stupidity.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:41 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2019 3:24 am Look at my daddy kicking my ass. Again. :(

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 02, 2019 5:11 pm

Well, you got the Big Cock part right.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Thu Apr 04, 2019 2:33 am

Rooster wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:14 pm RACK you, 88, for your fine prognosticating. You drafted on all of us until the opportune moment and then vaulted to the top of the dung hill heap we call T1B.

/salute

Despite the shambly mess that were my picks for the opening rounds, I believe I am the only challenger to 88’s current sizable lead.

He’s got MSU over UNC.

I’ve got Virginia over MSU.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:36 am

Yeah, you whipped up on all of us too. My picks were just awful this year, in part, I think, because the quality of the teams was so good and the differences between them were smaller than in recent years.

Props, 45!

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Sun Apr 07, 2019 3:57 pm

^Pretty brutal way to end that game, Spray. Pearl handled the press q&a with class but deep down he knows that game was probably snatched from him.

Damn, Auburn had a great tourney. Fucking solid team. To do what they did down the stretch without one of their best players says a lot.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 5:09 am

Is there anyone more annoying than Bill Raftery?

Screeching and squawking like someone has his balls in a vice grip.

Stfu, assclown.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:15 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2019 5:09 am Is there anyone more annoying than Bill Raftery?

Screeching and squawking like someone has his balls in a vice grip.

Stfu, assclown.

Raftery is isn't full of himself like Vitale, and he's a good dude, so it's hard to hate him. But his schtick has remained the same for over 17 years so it's kind of old.