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You can’t make this stuff up

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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/buttig ... sees-surge

So the Dems are coming out with a homo candidate whose name is Buttigieg. It’s the male equivalent of a Dem lezzie candidate whose name is Front Hole Licker or Carpet Muncher. His policy platform? Packing the Supreme Court with extra justices. Not sure if he calls his ass SCOTUS, but it’s just another example of their gay agenda.
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Phew! I thought this was another of your AOC obsession threads. Props, I guess.
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Rooster wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:08 pm https://www.foxnews.com/politics/buttig ... sees-surge

So the Dems are coming out with a homo candidate whose name is Buttigieg. It’s the male equivalent of a Dem lezzie candidate whose name is Front Hole Licker or Carpet Muncher.
Or the Republicans running a candidate named Santorum. (Santorum definition - the frothy mixture of lube and feces that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex).
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I see McManseed is talking from experience.

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Joe in PB wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:42 am I see McManseed is talking from experience.

Who ?


Fuck the democrats...for letting retards like you post on the internet.


Seriously, if it weren't for liberal democrats from San Francisco... retards like Joe would NEVER have a voice on the internet.


Retard Joe... has NO idea who runs the internet... and it's NOT conservative retards from the republican party.

Yet, the "libs" give Retard Joe a voice.

Though, it's just to hang himself.


Too funny.
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As usual Flatsux shows up with the 5th grade smack. Pitiful.

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Joe in PB wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2019 5:28 am As usual Flatsux shows up with the 5th grade smack. Pitiful.


You just got your ass kicked... and this is your response ???

Did you seriously have no response ?


I'm calling your mom... and letting her know your posting on the internet after dark, Then I'm gonna fuck her.
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Joe in PB wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:42 am I see McManseed is talking from experience.

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Rooster wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:08 pm https://www.foxnews.com/politics/buttig ... sees-surge

So the Dems are coming out with a homo candidate whose name is Buttigieg. It’s the male equivalent of a Dem lezzie candidate whose name is Front Hole Licker or Carpet Muncher. His policy platform? Packing the Supreme Court with extra justices. Not sure if he calls his ass SCOTUS, but it’s just another example of their gay agenda.
Pete Buttigieg. What a funny name. Sounds really GAY.

Have you listened to any of his interviews? Know any of his positions? Do you actually know anything about him besides his funny name?

Didn't think so.
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Mikey wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:34 pm
Rooster wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:08 pm https://www.foxnews.com/politics/buttig ... sees-surge

So the Dems are coming out with a homo candidate whose name is Buttigieg. It’s the male equivalent of a Dem lezzie candidate whose name is Front Hole Licker or Carpet Muncher. His policy platform? Packing the Supreme Court with extra justices. Not sure if he calls his ass SCOTUS, but it’s just another example of their gay agenda.
Pete Buttigieg. What a funny name. Sounds really GAY.

Know any of his positions?
Probably nothing that Rooster is not intimately familiar with.
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FiatLux wrote:
Joe in PB wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2019 5:28 am As usual Flatsux shows up with the 5th grade smack. Pitiful.


You just got your ass kicked... and this is your response ???

Did you seriously have no response ?


I'm calling your mom... and letting her know your posting on the internet after dark, Then I'm gonna fuck her.
Posting stock photos and claiming bode, and crying like a 2rd grade brat will never kick anyone's ass, but it does define your presence here.

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Faggots belong in ovens, not in the oval office.
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The Slurp troll swings both ways.
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Goober McTuber wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:52 pm
Mikey wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:34 pmPete Buttigieg. What a funny name. Sounds really GAY.

Know any of his positions?
Probably nothing that Rooster is not intimately familiar with.
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Mikey wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:34 pm
Rooster wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:08 pm https://www.foxnews.com/politics/buttig ... sees-surge

So the Dems are coming out with a homo candidate whose name is Buttigieg. It’s the male equivalent of a Dem lezzie candidate whose name is Front Hole Licker or Carpet Muncher. His policy platform? Packing the Supreme Court with extra justices. Not sure if he calls his ass SCOTUS, but it’s just another example of their gay agenda.
Pete Buttigieg. What a funny name. Sounds really GAY.

Have you listened to any of his interviews? Know any of his positions? Do you actually know anything about him besides his funny name?

Didn't think so.
I can say that Buttplug caved in to the PC overlords of the Dem party, Mikey. He even went so far as to disavow his previous All Lives Matter statements to pander to the balck vote. So what we have definitively determined is that while he has an accepting anus, he lacks a spine. He might very well be our first president who is a homosexual invertebrate. Unfortunately for Buttplug, Obama already has the first homo prez distinction locked up.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pete-b ... ves-matter
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You mean except for Reagan.
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It occurs to me that the term "Butt Pirate" sounds a lot like "Chopper Pilot." In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if a certain group used one as a euphemism for the other. As in:

"Hey Rooster -- going to the Chopper Pilot party tonight?"
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Calling a helicopter a “chopper” is the aviation equivalent of a Northerner pronouncing New Orleans “New Or-Lee-Annes.” Everybody from that area knows you’re a tourist. Straight up truth— not one helicopter pilot I have known over a career that has spanned over 35 years ever calls a helicopter a chopper. They’re ships, birds, helos, slicks, gunships, rotor wings, chalks, or just plain helicopters. They are never choppers or whirlybirds.
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Rooster wrote: Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:08 am Calling a helicopter a “chopper” is the aviation equivalent of a Northerner pronouncing New Orleans “New Or-Lee-Annes.” Everybody from that area knows you’re a tourist. Straight up truth— not one helicopter pilot I have known over a career that has spanned over 35 years ever calls a helicopter a chopper. They’re ships, birds, helos, slicks, gunships, rotor wings, chalks, or just plain helicopters. They are never choppers or whirlybirds.
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Rooster wrote: Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:08 am Calling a helicopter a “chopper” is the aviation equivalent of a Northerner pronouncing New Orleans “New Or-Lee-Annes.” Everybody from that area knows you’re a tourist. Straight up truth— not one helicopter pilot I have known over a career that has spanned over 35 years ever calls a helicopter a chopper. They’re ships, birds, helos, slicks, gunships, rotor wings, chalks, or just plain helicopters. They are never choppers or whirlybirds.
OK.
We can just stick with Butt Pirate then.

You do keep one hand on the “stick” most of the time, right?
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Rooster wrote: Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:08 am Calling a helicopter a “chopper” is the aviation equivalent of a Northerner pronouncing New Orleans “New Or-Lee-Annes.” Everybody from that area knows you’re a tourist. Straight up truth— not one helicopter pilot I have known over a career that has spanned over 35 years ever calls a helicopter a chopper. They’re ships, birds, helos, slicks, gunships, rotor wings, chalks, or just plain helicopters. They are never choppers or whirlybirds.
Melt much snowflake? :lol:
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No melting here, Queerie, just explaining what people in the industry call helicopters. Ah-nold can say, “Go! Get to dah choppah!” as often as he wants, but he’s an actor and not the guy who actually flies one— and those guys don’t call them that.
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I know what chopper pilots call their machines. The point is only a melting snowflake would mash out a multi sentence essay on the evils of calling them choppers. If I did that every time one of you tards misused a legal term or concept I wouldn’t even have time to drop a “nice white flag” or a “can you read” on you idiots.
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In the meantime...you’ve still someone’s stick in your hand.
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/slaps his forehead
It's either a cyclic or collective. Nobody uses a "stick." And manipulating a collective is as close socialism as I am ever going to get.
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Nice white flag.
Nice butchering of English.
Nice display of idiocy on the workings of Socialism.
Three strikes in one post.
Good job douchebag.
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