Screwball's going to Rio

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:52 am

For 12 days in a few weeks. Rack the fukc out of me!

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 4:20 am

T.R.O.T.S !

Can we ban Hillary's bitch.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 4:29 am

Running out of your usual gay sex partners in the District, so you are going to South America to troll there. Epic.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 4:37 am

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Seriously though keep your head on a swivel and stay aware of your surroundings. Mrs Seater was down there for work and her company had armed guards in armored SUVs moving them around.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:07 am

Charge the entire trip to Mr. Underhill’s American Express card.

Want the number?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:14 pm

L45B wrote:Charge the entire trip to Mr. Underhill’s American Express card.

Want the number?

haha!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 2:23 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:

RACK you

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 2:55 pm

Left Seater wrote:Pics or it didn’t happen.

Seriously though keep your head on a swivel and stay aware of your surroundings. Mrs Seater was down there for work and her company had armed guards in armored SUVs moving them around.

Fucking snowflakes.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:01 pm

What do you guys use nowadays for remote file hosting so I can do a PET? I was in Chile twice this year and I didn't post any photos because I was unsure of a good file hosting site.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 4:26 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:What do you guys use nowadays for remote file hosting so I can do a PET? I was in Chile twice this year and I didn't post any photos because I was unsure of a good file hosting site.

If you are using Tapatalk you can just upload the pictures through Tapatalk. Click on the thing that says photos, files and add. That's how I posted my entire PET from Iceland, Acadia, Thousand Islands etc.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:17 pm

Did DeQuandarius smile at you?

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:34 pm

Screwy meets the Boys from Brazil

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 5:23 am

That was one of my better posts...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 5:12 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Did DeQuandarius smile at you?

Pearls before swine and whatnot.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:55 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: Is this work or pleasure?

Both. First week is work, second week is vacation.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Apr 06, 2019 12:38 am

Alright, fucksticks. Here's some photos I took at the arms show in Rio.

View from my hotel pool

Local beer selection at next door G store

Another view of Barra da Tijuca from hotel

Gives Rooster penis envy

A hexacopter UAV

I try to spend as much time as possible taking photos of hot chicks with guns.

Another hot babe with a gun

Some giant missile develpoed by Avibras

Helibras heavy lift helo

Another Helibras heavy lift helo

Turkish Aerospace attack helo

Another view from the hotel

I'll post more photos later

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Apr 06, 2019 2:40 am

It will take more than a piece of shit Tarus .38 Special target pistol to give anybody penis envy. Nothing special about that piece at all.

You can tell you are in some third world shit hole where the arms guys are selling all the weapons they can scrounge to the drug cartel armorers. Stay the fuck away from the chick in sunglasses, she has her booger hook wrapped right around the trigger. Fucking amateur rookie.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:10 am

Derron wrote: ↑Sat Apr 06, 2019 2:40 am It will take more than a piece of shit Tarus .38 Special target pistol to give anybody penis envy. Nothing special about that piece at all.

You can tell you are in some third world shit hole where the arms guys are selling all the weapons they can scrounge to the drug cartel armorers. Stay the fuck away from the chick in sunglasses, she has her booger hook wrapped right around the trigger. Fucking amateur rookie.

She's hotter than any snizz you've ever had in your sad pathetic life.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Apr 06, 2019 5:30 am

Helluva beer selection.

Lots of Belgian imports.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Apr 06, 2019 5:48 am

My best surf day in Rio... was in 93'

Good times

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat Apr 06, 2019 6:04 am

Nice work, SM!

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 11:37 am

Any more photos Screwy? Seems like they were all centered around the conf?

I will post a few from out trip to France and Italy that starts today.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 11:39 am

Left Seater wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2019 11:37 am Any more photos Screwy? Seems like they were all centered around the conf?

I will post a few from out trip to France and Italy that starts today.

Today's my last day, I might have some down time before I leave tonight. Definitely more photos, just have been busy.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm

So I am back home in, where else, after two weeks in Rio. I had an amazing time and I would highly encourage everyone here to visit. Plenty of high end accomodations for guys like Left Seater and plenty of lower end as well for guys on a budget like myself. I stayed in Lapa which is the heart of Rio's bar scene. USD goes very far in Rio, it was R$3.8=USD$1 when I was there. I was drinking $1-2 beers, eating great for $8-10 and taxis and ubers were super cheap, as was metro.

View on a Rio expressway on my way into the city

Went to Flamengo-Fluminense at Estádio do Maracanã, which was incredible. Sat in the Fluminense section. Game was awesome, it was a rivalry match so the crowd was electric. Paid USD$17 for my ticket.

This is what bars in Lapa look like. There is little to no indoor seating and all the seating is outdoor on the sidewalk. As the night grows people spill into the streets, basically turning the block into a block party.

View of Ipanema and Leblon beaches. As you can see the sky is very dark because this massive storm moved in and dumped tons of rain on the city.

Ran into Smackie's doppelganger in Impanema

Second futbol game at Maracana, Vasco de Gama vs Bangu, also two Rio clubs

Awesome view of Rio from Santa Teresa, a city neighborhood that is very high up in the hills in centro.

Went on a commuter boat ride across the bay

There were a bunch of Brasilian Navy warships on display

Sample of the local Brazilian beers I drank on my trip

Skins gear on display in some ritzy ditzy mall in Copacabana

View of Lapa and Centro from my airbnb

View of Rio from Cristo Redentor. You don't appreciate how high this point is until you get there. Amazing.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:19 pm

88 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:04 pm Enjoy. But be mindful of seater’s warnings. Rio has an earned reputation as being dangeroso for American citizens.

I did have some asshole cab driver steal my credit card and immediately put USD$2000 on it. Rio's cabs advertise as taking credit card but the wireless payment processing device didn't work. Often their mobile businesses there actually don't take CC because the wireless data there is so unreliable. So I went inside the beer store to get some change for him, gave him his money and that was it. Of course he didn't give me back my card.

Also another international lesson--bring two credit cards from two different banks. When I reported my usual CC stolen, the bank immediately froze my backup CC as a "fraud alert" and made jump through hoops to get it unfrozen. This is also why Uber is great in foreign countries---payment is made up front, so you don't have to worry having the money to pay a cab driver once the service is performed, and you know up front how much you're paying. Nothing sucks like being in a foreign country and not knowing if you'll have enough money to pay the cabdriver once you get to the airport.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:39 am

Nice PET. Some pretty interesting sights and people it looks like.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:33 am

Awesome shots. Glad you enjoyed it.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:41 am

TROTS.

This is the most boring thread EVER.

Send this shit home.

I surfed Rio in the 80's.

I don't see any pics of the FAT BALD GUY... from DC... surfing or doing anything physical ???

Is this how millennial's and fat fucks from the south... roll now a days?

How sad...

T1B

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