The Masters

[Mikey]

So you live out behind the equipment yard with the greenskeepers?

[Left Seater]

Watching it on and off this morning.

Good luck to the Canuck. He made a 30 ft birdie to get into a playoff for the Monday qualifier for the Valero Texas Open. Then he won the Texas Open. Sunday night he found himself on a private flight to Augusta for the Masters.

He is doing pretty well considering the NHL playoffs started last night and he is prolly up late watching and crushing Labatt or Molsons.

[Goober McTuber]

The field is close. Very close. Oddly - I’m close. In fact, I’m only about 1/8th of a mile from it. Please send prayers.

1/8th of a mile? That's a good 5 iron for those guys. I pray that you get hit by a Pro V1.

[Screw_Michigan]

Watching it on and off this morning.

Good luck to the Canuck. He made a 30 ft birdie to get into a playoff for the Monday qualifier for the Valero Texas Open. Then he won the Texas Open. Sunday night he found himself on a private flight to Augusta for the Masters.

He is doing pretty well considering the NHL playoffs started last night and he is prolly up late watching and crushing Labatt or Molsons.

Uh, who?

[Screw_Michigan]

Already sick and fucking tired of the obnoxious Tiger ballwashing from the patrons. Gonna be a long weekend.

[Carson]

Here ya go, Screwey.

Some Eldrich fellatio from your journalistic(?) comrades in the Heart of Racism:

https://www.al.com/sports/2019/04/a-sun ... again.html

The title of the article says it all.

[FiatLux]

The Masters...


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...



I like getting off the couch and doing something other than watching grass grow.



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[Left Seater]

Yet you pimp the NBA. Both are spectator sports. Get your life together.

[FiatLux]

Yet you pimp the NBA. Both are spectator sports. Get your life together.

Pssst... Porky.

An NBA game lasts about 2 hours... whereas... fat people will sit non stop watching grass grow for 4 straight days.


Now we know why you and all golf fans... are fat pigs lack lack brain cells.

[FiatLux]

Yet you pimp the NBA. Both are spectator sports. Get your life together.

Pssst... Porky.

An NBA game lasts about 2 hours... whereas... fat people will sit non stop watching grass grow for 4 straight days.


Now we know why you and all golf fans... are fat pigs lacking brain cells.

[Left Seater]

And you don’t play either, so another fail on your part.

[FiatLux]

And you don’t play either, so another fail on your part.

Huh ?

I play basketball all the time... you fat fuck.

Hell, I played at Fonde in Houston where all the NBA players play in the summer when I lived there.


Do you enjoy the shovel you dig yourself with Porky ?

[Softball Bat]

Hell, I played at Fonde in Houston where all the NBA players play in the summer when I lived there.

Other than scrub urinals and gaze at the cakk, I doubt that you did much there.



Nice PET, Lefty.

[Screw_Michigan]

Here ya go, Screwey.

Some Eldrich fellatio from your journalistic(?) comrades in the Heart of Racism:

https://www.al.com/sports/2019/04/a-sun ... again.html

The title of the article says it all.

Newsflash: Golf didn't stop mattering when Tigger was busy jerking himself off during rehab.

[L45B]

The Masters doing its best Open impression this morning.

Just remember, the Molinari family used to bankroll Moe Green’s casino.

[Dr_Phibes]

Good luck to the Canuck. He made a 30 ft birdie to get into a playoff for the Monday qualifier for the Valero Texas Open. Then he won the Texas Open. Sunday night he found himself on a private flight to Augusta for the Masters.

He is doing pretty well considering the NHL playoffs started last night and he is prolly up late watching and crushing Labatt or Molsons.

Uh, who?

Nazem Kadri.

[L45B]

I’m not the biggest fan of ESPN ball-sucking, but that was still a pretty sweet ending to the Masters.

[Screw_Michigan]

It’s amazing how they all completely choke when Tiger is breathing down their necks.

[Dinsdale]

It’s amazing how they all completely choke when Tiger is breathing down their necks.

First Sunday come from behind win in a Major thinks you don't know what you're talking about.

[Mikey]

LOL haytahs gonna hate but only one playah has today.

[Screw_Michigan]

First Sunday come from behind win in a Major thinks you don't know what you're talking about.

That said, I watched the back 9. They all completely fell apart knowing Tiger was breathing down their necks.

[Derron]

Obligatory Fuzzy reset...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufpU3X-t4w

[FiatLux]

Walking on grass isn't a sport...


Still the funniest thing EVER recorded... Tiger getting boo'd in his own house.



Hard to see past the infidelity, drunk driving, and the opiate/sex addictions.




Too funny.

[Left Seater]

Props to Tiger. Most had written him off. 15 majors, now only 3 back of Jack.

[Softball Bat]

Props to Eldrick.

I doubted that he's win another major, but did feel that if he did so it would most likely be at Augusta.


Great job!

[Wolfman]

That course is a "real" one, tailor made for Tiger's game I guess. We'll see how he does on some of the crappy (harder) courses.

[Derron]

That course is a "real" one, tailor made for Tiger's game I guess. We'll see how he does on some of the crappy (harder) courses.

This course is one that is in perfect condition come Masters time. It has very limited play and has the best of care. It probably costs about 500K to 700K to maintain that course a year, and that is chump change in the Masters world. I would imagine that course does not have 2000 rounds a year played on it outside of the Masters. Pretty easy to keep it in excellent condition.

[Goober McTuber]

The course was also fairly soft with all of the rain. 4 guys in the last two groups on 12 hit it in the water. Have these ass clowns never watched a Masters? Everyone knows that on Sunday you aim 40 feet left of the pin, not right at the pin. Boom-Boom is the only one in recent memory that got away with it. I assumed that when the final group walked to 13 tee, the tournament was over.

[Carson]

Tom Weiskopf shot a dodecabogey at the 12th one time.

Shot after shot rolled into the drink.

[Derron]

Hard to see past the infidelity, drunk driving, and the opiate/sex addictions.

These only elevate your street cred and make no difference in what people think of you and you still get paid.

Sin,

The entire NFL player roster
The entire NBA player roster
Select MLB players
The entire SEC.

You are one stupid mother fucker.

[Mikey]

Hard to see past the infidelity, drunk driving, and the opiate/sex addictions.

You are one stupid mother fucker.

Sin,
Marcus Allen