Early Observations

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:07 am

These Dims who have paraded themselves out as candidates for president generally seem less than adult.

Like Eeyore's rain cloud, a cloud of adolescence follows and hovers over them.

They speak as if they are running for school president, using these weird voice inflections that must be some sort of secret code that only liberals can decipher.

It appears that they are trying to connect with an audience of juveniles.

Betard O' epitomizes the group.
Flopping his head around like a bobblehead doll as he makes oh-so-important points to his adoring disciples.
Waving, flailing, pointing, arms all twisted up...

Wtf?
Get on your meds, boy.

Of course the current president conducts himself like a 9 year old, so maybe the Dims really are the "progressives" here.

Good luck!

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:26 am

Andrew Yang is the only one out of the group who actually has a decent take. And he’ll be overshadowed by all the green new boogers.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:59 am

Tulsi is anti-war, so I will strongly consider her seeing as we now have open primaries and my party will probably nominate Don the Con again. Dolts.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:23 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Tulsi is anti-war, so I will strongly consider her

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:50 pm

Softball Bat wrote:These Dims who have paraded themselves out as candidates for president generally seem less than adult.

Betard O' epitomizes the group.
Flopping his head around like a bobblehead doll as he makes oh-so-important points to his adoring disciples.
Waving, flailing, pointing, arms all twisted up...

Wtf?
Get on your meds, boy.

Of course the current president conducts himself like a 9 year old, so maybe the Dims really are the "progressives" here.

Good luck!

I noticed that as well. Beta uses weird body language while talking, almost like he is autistic.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:25 pm

Rooster wrote:
Softball Bat wrote:These Dims who have paraded themselves out as candidates for president generally seem less than adult.

Good luck!
I noticed that as well. Beta uses weird body language while talking, almost like he is autistic.

Another example of you sticking it to Don the Con just like you say you do.

Slap · Post by **Slap** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 12:15 am

Sudden Sam wrote:https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... ss-717227/

I think that's him wearing the flowered dress in the pic.

That guy has sucked a lot of dicks.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Mar 16, 2019 12:56 am

Slap wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... ss-717227/

I think that's him wearing the flowered dress in the pic.
That guy has sucked a lot of dicks.

"Yes, a lot of dicks. Huge throbbing pulsing dicks...spraying gallons of sticky jizz everywhere...jizz flying across the room, sometimes into open mouths...maybe someone was gaping their asshole wider than a manhole cover and streams of unending jizz spattered the open anal lining of their bloody, worn out assholes. Big giant dicks...too many for one small room...colliding into each other...erupting their spew on any exposed flesh...innocent passers-by...pets...the clergy...first responders...an endless onslaught of raw, throbbing, squirting dicks..."

Sincerely, Derron

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:31 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: "Yes, a lot of dicks. Huge throbbing pulsing dicks...spraying gallons of sticky jizz everywhere...jizz flying across the room, sometimes into open mouths...maybe someone was gaping their asshole wider than a manhole cover and streams of unending jizz spattered the open anal lining of their bloody, worn out assholes. Big giant dicks...too many for one small room...colliding into each other...erupting their spew on any exposed flesh...innocent passers-by...pets...the clergy...first responders...an endless onslaught of raw, throbbing, squirting dicks..."

Sincerely, Derron

:paul:

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 4:45 pm

I laffed.

No candidate is ever done. Look at our last two candidates for President.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:30 pm

schmick wrote:Beta O'Dork is such a nerd. He's never accomplished anything but the leftist media fawns over him because, like him, they're all nerds too. He's just a whiter owebama with a larger silver spoon in his obviously gaping asshole.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:46 pm

Can any of you democrites actually differentiate between Breadlines Bernie, Hocus Pocahontas, Cory Pop-Up Booker, Beta TrudeauO’Dork, Sorta-Inhala Harris and Juan Hussein Fidel Castro?

Other than how they look behind a podium? What do any of them stand for?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:52 pm

L45B wrote:SOCIALISM! SOCIALISM!

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:56 pm

More like EMOTIONALISM.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 4:07 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Slap wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... ss-717227/

I think that's him wearing the flowered dress in the pic.
That guy has sucked a lot of dicks.
"Yes, a lot of dicks. Huge throbbing pulsing dicks...spraying gallons of sticky jizz everywhere...jizz flying across the room, sometimes into open mouths...maybe someone was gaping their asshole wider than a manhole cover and streams of unending jizz spattered the open anal lining of their bloody, worn out assholes. Big giant dicks...too many for one small room...colliding into each other...erupting their spew on any exposed flesh...innocent passers-by...pets...the clergy...first responders...an endless onslaught of raw, throbbing, squirting dicks..."

You must be spending a lot of time with Screwed in the Ass to come up with a narrative like that, unless of course you ripped it off from one of your every day jerk sites.

Slap · Post by **Slap** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:04 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:"Yes, a lot of dicks. Huge throbbing pulsing dicks...spraying gallons of sticky jizz everywhere...jizz flying across the room, sometimes into open mouths...maybe someone was gaping their asshole wider than a manhole cover and streams of unending jizz spattered the open anal lining of their bloody, worn out assholes. Big giant dicks...too many for one small room...colliding into each other...erupting their spew on any exposed flesh...innocent passers-by...pets...the clergy...first responders...an endless onslaught of raw, throbbing, squirting dicks..."

Sincerely, Derron

Derron is a pillow biter.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 1:29 pm

Joe Biden.

Go away.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:54 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:02 pm It's really early in the process, but...

At this point, it appears the Dems are doing everything they can to ensure the reelection of Donald Trump.

No shit.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:45 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:02 pm It's really early in the process, but...

At this point, it appears the Dems are doing everything they can to ensure the reelection of Donald Trump.

Rs are scared shitless at Biden surviving the primary because he'll crush Trump. Not my ideal candidate but all I care about is Trump getting booted from the White House.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:18 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:45 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:02 pm It's really early in the process, but...

At this point, it appears the Dems are doing everything they can to ensure the reelection of Donald Trump.
Rs are scared shitless at Biden surviving the primary because he'll crush Trump. Not my ideal candidate but all I care about is Trump getting booted from the White House.

I doubt that Biden's the one to get that done.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:23 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:18 pm I doubt that Biden's the one to get that done.

Then who is?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:32 pm

It only makes sense that the fake journalist is supporting a plagiarist.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:36 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:32 pm It only makes sense that the fake journalist is supporting a plagiarist.

He's not my preferred candidate but he's the one with the best odds of taking down our democracy obliterating president while Douchecanoe cheers from the other side of the Atlantic.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:44 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:23 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:18 pm I doubt that Biden's the one to get that done.
Then who is?

Not convinced that such a person has stepped forward yet. And if the Dems keep pushing forward with multiple investigations, it won't matter who they pick. That person will get smoked in the general.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:17 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:44 pm And if the Dems keep pushing forward with multiple investigations, it won't matter who they pick. That person will get smoked in the general.

We should keep allowing Donald to behave with impunity.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:33 pm

So Kavanaugh shouldn’t be on the SOCTUS because of unconfirmed sexual assault. But Biden should be President despite his confirmed unwanted touching and kissing.

#Screwylogic

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:45 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:17 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:44 pm And if the Dems keep pushing forward with multiple investigations, it won't matter who they pick. That person will get smoked in the general.
We should keep allowing Donald to behave with impunity.

I'm just saying that I believe a significant chunk of the voting public wants to move on from the investigations, and if the Dems keep pushing that, they'll pay at the ballot box.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:48 pm

Left Seater wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:33 pm So Kavanaugh shouldn’t be on the SOCTUS because of unconfirmed sexual assault. But Biden should be President despite his confirmed unwanted touching and kissing.

#Screwylogic

What part of "he' s not my preferred candidate" did you not understand?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:50 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:45 pm I'm just saying that I believe a significant chunk of the voting public wants to move on from the investigations, and if the Dems keep pushing that, they'll pay at the ballot box.

Yeah, well, a "significant chunk" of the voting public just elected the Dems in midterm landslides to do exactly that.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:52 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:48 pm
Left Seater wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:33 pm So Kavanaugh shouldn’t be on the SOCTUS because of unconfirmed sexual assault. But Biden should be President despite his confirmed unwanted touching and kissing.

#Screwylogic
What part of "he' s not my preferred candidate" did you not understand?

I understand just fine. You are willing to accept from a President that plays for your team the same actions you call out Trump for.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:54 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:50 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:45 pm I'm just saying that I believe a significant chunk of the voting public wants to move on from the investigations, and if the Dems keep pushing that, they'll pay at the ballot box.
Yeah, well, a "significant chunk" of the voting public just elected the Dems in midterm landslides to do exactly that.

You honestly believe that people voted for those Dems in the hopes of perpetuating these investigations? You are fucking delusional. That's not the change I'm looking for.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:12 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:54 pm You honestly believe that people voted for those Dems in the hopes of perpetuating these investigations? You are fucking delusional. That's not the change I'm looking for.

Yes, you wet-brained mongoloid. Those Dems were elected to hold the unaccountable Trump cabal accountable. Tell me you knew.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:38 pm

OK, this is funny

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:43 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:12 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:54 pm You honestly believe that people voted for those Dems in the hopes of perpetuating these investigations? You are fucking delusional. That's not the change I'm looking for.
Yes, you wet-brained mongoloid. Those Dems were elected to hold the unaccountable Trump cabal accountable. Tell me you knew.

If the Dems keep investigating instead of legislating, they are toast in 2020. That's a fact.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 8:51 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:43 pm If the Dems keep investigating instead of legislating, they are toast in 2020. That's a fact.

Why yes, of course. "Legislating."

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:12 am

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:50 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:45 pm I'm just saying that I believe a significant chunk of the voting public wants to move on from the investigations, and if the Dems keep pushing that, they'll pay at the ballot box.
Yeah, well, a "significant chunk" of the voting public just elected the Dems in midterm landslides to do exactly that.

Boy, did they.

Including two muslim wack jobs and AOC. The future looks bright for the dims.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:40 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:12 am Boy, did they.

Including two muslim wack jobs and AOC. The future looks bright for the dims.

They're awesome Americans. I know you're afraid of brown women but try not to make it so obvious.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:12 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:40 pm
Carson wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:12 am Boy, did they.

Including two muslim wack jobs and AOC. The future looks bright for the dims.
They're awesome Americans.

That's funny. If they played for the Rs you would obsess over them only slightly less than you do with the Orange one.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:57 pm

Left Seater wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:12 pm That's funny. If they played for the Rs

News flash--they don't.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 8:50 pm

Hence the use of the word if.

And since they don’t you eagerly slurp up their afterbirth.