Pinheads and Patriots

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:01 am

Pinheads
Lindsay Graham
Derek Carr
Kirsten Gillibrand
mvscal
Bill Raftery
Brandon Reynolds
Jesse Waters
Serena Williams
William Barr
Greg Norman

Patriots
Alice Cooper
Steve in HTown
Yuna Kim
Sudden Sam
Martin Luther (RIP)
Bob Barker
Michael Cohen
Lance Berkman
Paul Schaffer
Eli Manning

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:17 pm

Patriots have either shown some measure of character that I find admirable, or have done well by me personally in some way.

Many people could have ended up on the eclectic list.
This was your time to shine, Sam.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:34 am

I’m scratching my head trying to figure out why Martin Luther is a patriot. While the dude began the Reformation with his 95 thesis nailed to the Wittenberg Castle Church door, thus ushering in a new age of scientific discovery, exploration, refreshed commitment to the rule of law, and appreciation for the inerrancy of Scripture, his allegiance was to the Church, and only secondarily to Frederick the Wise, Elector of Saxony. Calling him a patriot would be a stretch. Just sayin’.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:10 am

Relative to his time, he stuck a giant boot up the Catholics arse , drop-kicked the Tribe and translated books to people in their native language - rather than Latin which no-one understood.
In terms of patriotism, he's off the charts.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:17 am

Well said, Phibes.

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:21 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:01 am

Patriots

Eli Manning

WTF - he's a Giant

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:31 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:10 am Relative to his time, he stuck a giant boot up the Catholics arse , drop-kicked the Tribe and translated books to people in their native language - rather than Latin which no-one understood.
In terms of patriotism, he's off the charts.

He also wrote both the words and the music for "A Mighty Fortress Is Our God".

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:23 pm

Do you imagine any of his close buddies called him Marty?

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:40 pm

Alright, I can see why Martin Luther would be on that list, but once we accept him as a viable candidate for patriotic GOAT, I believe Johannes Gutenberg should be included as well. I think that he would easily kick Alice Cooper off that list quicker than Goobs can down a fifth of rotgot whiskey.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:03 pm

Pussys
mikey
McGoober
screwey
queerland
Softtart
diego

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:16 am

Sirfindafold wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:03 pm Pussys

Check your spelling, dingbat.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:29 pm

Rooster wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:40 pm Alright, I can see why Martin Luther would be on that list, but once we accept him as a viable candidate for patriotic GOAT, I believe Johannes Gutenberg should be included as well. I think that he would easily kick Alice Cooper off that list quicker than Goobs can down a fifth of rotgot whiskey.

Rotgot? Never heard of it.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 2:53 pm

You never heard of 15 Year Barrel Aged Rotgot?

And you call yourself a Bourbon connoisseur.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:05 pm

I don't call myself a "connoisseur". It's "kind of a sewer".

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:26 pm

That’s what I get for attempting to elevate the level of conversation here in T1B. I bring up the printing press and get spelling smack in return— as if Gutenberg never made an error on that invention of his.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:48 pm

Rooster wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:26 pm That’s what I get for attempting to elevate the level of conversation here in T1B.

You could have just quit posting.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:22 am

Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:48 pm

You could have just quit posting.

You first.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:46 pm

Derron wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:22 am
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:48 pm

You could have just quit posting.
You first.

Brilliant IKYABWAI-esque comeback pinhead.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:59 am

Pinhead
Derron

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat May 18, 2019 12:11 pm

All people that are illegally coming into the United States now will be removed from our Country at a
later date as we build up our removal forces and as the laws are changed.

- Don (5/17/19)

LOL

No, they will not be removed.

Pinheads
Don & his deluded kneepadders

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Sat May 18, 2019 2:08 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:17 pm Patriots have either shown some measure of character that I find admirable, or have done well by me personally in some way.

Just curious...how did Alice Cooper qualify?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat May 18, 2019 2:40 pm

I believe Vincent Furnier is a Christian.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat May 18, 2019 3:27 pm

Old news.

...and why do you have Count Olaf as your avatar?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat May 18, 2019 3:35 pm

“Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.”

― John Greenleaf Whittier

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Sat May 18, 2019 3:39 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 2:40 pm I believe Vincent Furnier is a Christian.

I'm not sure you understand what the word "patriot" means.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat May 18, 2019 3:52 pm

I'm not using the traditional definition, ML.
Basically just funnin' around.

Sam wrote:What exactly were the qualities that made one eligible for a Patriot listing?

poptart wrote:Patriots have either shown some measure of character that I find admirable, or have done well by me personally in some way.

You can make your own list if you care to.

Good to see you back on the board, btw.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat May 18, 2019 6:53 pm

Pinhead
Stanley Pickle

That's for our ol' pal, who is melting down/spamming about ---> this thread <--- over at -----> Stucknut.

https://www.stucknut.com/forum/index.ph ... ,84.0.html

Too funny!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat May 18, 2019 8:57 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 6:53 pm Pinhead
Stanley Pickle

That's for our ol' pal, who is melting down/spamming about ---> this thread <--- over at -----> Stucknut.

https://www.stucknut.com/forum/index.ph ... ,84.0.html

Too funny!

Looks like he's posting to himself over there. Almost as pathetic as Toolio's recent impotent attempts at smack.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon May 20, 2019 2:53 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon May 20, 2019 2:29 pm https://www.stucknut.com/forum/index.ph ... 967.0.html

Probably the first time I’ve visited that place in 5+ years. I know I’ve destroyed Milton’s life, and now it’s confirmed that I ruined Picklette’s life as well.

Wow. Is it true that I destroyed SC3 as well? (Fuck yeah!). And wow - I’m still banned from Fucknut as well!

You're like Trump--everything you touch turns to shit.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon May 20, 2019 2:56 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon May 20, 2019 2:29 pm
Wow. Is it true that I destroyed SC3 as well? (Fuck yeah!). And wow - I’m still banned from Fucknut as well!

I heard you were also banned at Golden Corral.

Slap · Post by **Slap** » Mon May 20, 2019 4:06 pm

He loves Cracker Barrel.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon May 20, 2019 9:28 pm

ML@Coyote wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 3:39 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 2:40 pm I believe Vincent Furnier is a Christian.
I'm not sure you understand what the word "patriot" means.

And therein lies one of 'tart's many problems. His perception of things.

Or lack thereof.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue May 21, 2019 3:08 am

Jayne wrote:My ass hurts.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue May 21, 2019 3:46 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 3:08 am
Jayne wrote:My ass hurts.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed May 22, 2019 3:18 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 3:08 am
Jayne wrote:My ass hurts.

Really? That's your comeback?

Excellent job of admitting defeat in the face of humiliation.

Now make me a sammich.

Bitch.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Wed May 22, 2019 4:53 pm

I'm still trying to figure out how Ross Perot didn't make his "patriot" list.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu May 23, 2019 4:13 am

You and Jayne are both trying way too hard.

It is called -----> flailing.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu May 23, 2019 1:52 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2019 4:13 am You and Jay are both trying way too hard.

It is called -----> flailing.

Once again, perception as a concept and viable reality sadly eludes you. You haven't seen either one of us TRY, you delusional old cretin.

Keep swinging this, Soft Tardt.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Fri May 24, 2019 1:14 am

My goodness, I’m experiencing a serious case of fremdschamen for Badger-boy— who I assume is an alias for Poptart. He’s having a conversation with himself at Stucknut.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri May 24, 2019 2:28 am

He is mentally ill.