Dude shoots himself in the balls while hiding a gat in his pants. He goes to the hospital whereupon going into surgery a balloon of dope pops out of his ass. I know this has to be one of you guys.
‘Fess up— which one of you miscreants is this?
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‘Fess up— which one of you miscreants is this?
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Dude shoots himself in the balls while hiding a gat in his pants. He goes to the hospital whereupon going into surgery a balloon of dope pops out of his ass. I know this has to be one of you guys.
Dude shoots himself in the balls while hiding a gat in his pants. He goes to the hospital whereupon going into surgery a balloon of dope pops out of his ass. I know this has to be one of you guys.
Cock o' the walk, baby!
Re: ‘Fess up— which one of you miscreants is this?
A gat? :?
Persian or Siamese?
Persian or Siamese?
Re: ‘Fess up— which one of you miscreants is this?
A heater, a rod, a shootin’ iron. I suppose they could have been made in Iran or China, but the article didn’t say.
Cock o' the walk, baby!
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Re: ‘Fess up— which one of you miscreants is this?
I had no idea Yosemite Sam was a member of this board.Rooster wrote:A heater, a rod, a shootin’ iron.
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And it was a fukking bag of weed?
Really?
Dude's gotta have one loose arsehole.
The doc must have cracked up. He's got this kid on the table who just tried to give himself a 9mm vasectomy.....and a bag of weed falls out his ass. Just not his day, was it.
Really?
Dude's gotta have one loose arsehole.
The doc must have cracked up. He's got this kid on the table who just tried to give himself a 9mm vasectomy.....and a bag of weed falls out his ass. Just not his day, was it.
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