A Japanese guy and an Afro Brazilian both walk to up their urinals. The Japanese guy looks over at the Afro Brazilian and his eyes widen. The Afro-Brazilian goes "we are number one in food, futbol and love.
The Japanese guy goes "I wanna be first in love too." So the Afro Brazilian says "go home, wrap a rope around your penis and then around a few books and go do some squatting exercises for two weeks and get back to me."
So two weeks later, they run into each other and the Afro Brazilian asks how's it going? The Japanese guy goes, "It hasn't gotten any bigger, but it has definitely turned the same color!"
Lol
Joke (from Brazil)
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Re: Joke (from Brazil)
...also known in Brazil as...
...Brazilian.
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Yeah but the "whtie" Brazilians probably have smaller cranks as well.
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You're projecting your woke-as-fuck, pussy-hat-male-feminist, Buzzfeed-subscribing, mental illness, ethnocentrism on a notion that is pretty non-existent in Brazil.Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2019 1:14 amYeah but the "whtie" Brazilians probably have smaller cranks as well.
You're there. Why don't you try talking to a few of them?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Post-Modernists are the shock troop vanguard of the plutocracy.
You, 88 and Left Seater serve the same master.
Your betrayal of the working class will not be forgotten or forgiven.
You, 88 and Left Seater serve the same master.
Your betrayal of the working class will not be forgotten or forgiven.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Every kulak that ever had his boot on the worker's throats will be reckoned with.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Can the end of this place be any closer?
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
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"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
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Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Closer than what?
Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Not as long as Screwed in the Ass keeps throwing out bad crank jokes and the midget keeps dropping white flag smack.
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Re: Joke (from Brazil)
RACK it.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2019 1:21 amYou're projecting your woke-as-fuck, pussy-hat-male-feminist, Buzzfeed-subscribing, mental illness, ethnocentrism on a notion that is pretty non-existent in Brazil.Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2019 1:14 amYeah but the "whtie" Brazilians probably have smaller cranks as well.
You're there. Why don't you try talking to a few of them?
Cock o' the walk, baby!