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T.R.O.T.S


Nobody likes you... Porky.


Porky, this is your 3rd thread in a row where I'm the only one to respond.

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STFU, midget.

RIP, Leon.
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I remember seeing Leon on some of the early SNL shows and always appreciated his schtick. I think I may even have one of his albums somewhere in the vinyl pile. Sort of lost track over the years though. I think he did a bunch of commercials too?

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Hokey, cornball Americana.

I'm sure Smackie will feature a tribute to him on his next radio, to the appreciation of his listeners. Both of them.

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Suck it.
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He honed his craft in the land of moose maulings and poutine fires. Suck on that.
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Kierland wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:57 pm ...poutine fires.
You wouldn't joke about that if you'd lived through one. :(
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:47 pm Hokey, cornball Americana.

I'm sure Smackie will feature a tribute to him on his next radio, to the appreciation of his listeners. Both of them.

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I have a good heart.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:03 pm
Kierland wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:57 pm ...poutine fires.
You wouldn't joke about that if you'd lived through one. :(
So you liked the moose mauling. Sick.
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Kierland wrote: ↑Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:21 am
So you liked the moose mauling.
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It's not something I'm very proud of.
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Was that guy exclusively a creepy novelty act? Tom Waits piss-take? He makes Weird Al look subtle.
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I would probably slot him in between this douche...



...and the California Raisins...

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Remember in the 90's when everyone started wearing pork pie hats, thick-rimmed glasses and wallet chains?

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Vaudeville nostalgia is like the Kinks 'Dance Hall' period. If someone admits to liking it, give them a slap and gift them a hockey stick and a Bad Brains album.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:09 am Remember in the 90's when everyone started wearing pork pie hats, thick-rimmed glasses and wallet chains?
No
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I imagine some Leo Redburn song to be playing when Mikey's wife gives the thumbs up for the doctors to yank life support on fatso.
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Mikey, we're still friends, bro...
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:I imagine some Leo Redburn song to be playing when Mikey's wife gives the thumbs up for the doctors to yank life support on fatso.
That’s cold.

I laughed, but still....

Cold.


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Re: Leon Redbone

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Mikey, if you were trapped in a burning building...



...I would definitely consider calling 911...

...at the nearest convenient time.
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...unless I was under five percent on my phone's charge...then...



...did I mention I would pray for you?
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Re: Leon Redbone

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Don’t know about up your way, but in civilized parts, you could text 411.


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smackaholic wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:44 am Don’t know about up your way, but in civilized parts, you could text 411.


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No. Up here in Canada, 411 is the number to report maple syrup thefts.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:31 am I imagine some Leo Redburn song to be playing when Mikey's wife gives the thumbs up for the doctors to yank life support on fatso.
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You’re starting to look as desperate as Melty. A lot more creative, I’ll admit, but still just as desperate.
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Re: Leon Redbone

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Gee whizz...what a grouch!

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Seriously?
:shock:

And here I thought he was propositioning my wife.
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Sorry I overreacted Marty. Please accept my humble apologies. You are a truly funny guy.

Now, go die in a poutine fire.

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Re: Leon Redbone

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Back on topic, did he wind up doing children's records? That's generally the last lifeboat off the Titanic.
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OK you got. How’d you figure that out, cracker?
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