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Left Seater wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:11 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:57 pm
Game, set, match once again.
Most of those things prove it isn’t flat.
I have never claimed that it is a fact that the earth is flat.

I've said repeatedly that the globe is very dumb and very WRONG.


Enough of this diversion here.

Start a thread and post your obsessions over flat earth.

It will make for more laffs.
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Why can your lunacy only be discussed in a separate thread? Threads morph all the time. Your deflections are so noted.

You claim not to know the shape of the earth. Yet you claim it isn’t a globe. Which one is it? Just repeated double speak from you. Got any more math you want to link us up to to straw man your non globe takes?


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Kierland wrote:
Softball Bat wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:37 pm
Moving Sale wrote:flat earth remark
Jayne, like multiple others in here, has fl@t earth rattling around in his head.
It will never leave.


Too funny!
It really is amazing how many people just shut down because they can’t defend the round erf model with any facts. It’s always just well everyone knows it’s round. Or you’re crazy. Or some other such nonsense.
We defend the spherical erf
(not round, dumbfukk) with things planely observable like sunrise/change in seasons/change in position of the sun

All these are perfectly explained by the solar-centric solar system with spherical bodies orbiting the sun and spinning on its axis.

Your flat erf theory has no similar explanation.

I realize tart’s belief is based in his need for the Bible to be true.

You aren’t religious, to the best of my knowledge. You are just a contrarian moron.


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LS wrote:Why can your lunacy only be discussed in a separate thread? Threads morph all the time. Your deflections are so noted.

You claim not to know the shape of the earth. Yet you claim it isn’t a globe. Which one is it? Just repeated double speak from you. Got any more math you want to link us up to to straw man your non globe takes?
Why do you continue to post evidence that you are not smart?

I don't know what the shape of the earth is.

I know it is not a 25,000 miles in circumference globe.

"Images," "mosaics," "composites," and fantastical stories don't impress me.

Facts and reality impress me.
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dumbaholic wrote:We defend the spherical ref (not round, dumbfukk) with things planely observable like sunrise/change in seasons/change in position of the sun

All these are perfectly explained by the solar-centric solar system with spherical bodies orbiting the sun and spinning on its axis.

Your flat erf theory has no similar explanation.

I realize tart’s belief is based in his need for the Bible to be true.

You aren’t religious, to the best of my knowledge. You are just a contrarian moron.

And the 50+ years that I assumed the globe to be true was based on me... needing the Bible to be true?

lol


1. I don't need to prove the earth is flat because I don't claim to know what the shape of the earth is.

2. How is the globe "explained perfectly," when the curvature is simply -----> not there?
I've posted the laser tests (and MANY other things to show this over and over).
It is all documented on this board.
I'm sorry you simply have not chosen to look and THINK.

3. You globe is entirely irrational.
For just one of dozens of things, can you please link me up to the science experiment showing water clinging to the outside of a moving, spinning ball?
Maybe you can show me that after you show me a rocket going from land to space.

Thanks in advance.
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Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:38 pm
I don't know what the shape of the earth is.

I know it is not...
That sums you up about perfectly.

Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:38 pm
Facts and reality impress me.
Yet you have faith in the Bible. There is almost zero historical evidence for any of the Old Testament. Yet you don’t dismiss that.

Prove heaven and hell. You can’t, yet you believe in them. But in everything else you demand proof?

Flame on you hypocrite.
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poptart wrote:I don't know what the shape of the earth is.

I know it is not...
LS wrote:That sums you up about perfectly.

I don't know who will win the World Series this year.

I know it won't be Baltimore.

Not difficult for a 6 year old to grasp.



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LS wrote:Yet you have faith in the Bible. There is almost zero historical evidence for any of the Old Testament. Yet you don’t dismiss that.

Prove heaven and hell. You can’t, yet you believe in them. But in everything else you demand proof?

Flame on you hypocrite.


Exodus 3:11-14
[11] And Moses said unto God, Who am I, that I should go unto Pharaoh, and that I should bring forth the children of Israel out of Egypt?
[12] And he said, Certainly I will be with thee; and this shall be a token unto thee, that I have sent thee: When thou hast brought forth the people out of Egypt, ye shall serve God upon this mountain.
[13] And Moses said unto God, Behold, when I come unto the children of Israel, and shall say unto them, The God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, What is his name? what shall I say unto them?
[14] And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.



Self-evident.

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Actually, the OT and the NT are the most validated texts and historical glimpses into the past that there are, bar none. Ranging from archeological artifacts and manuscripts to independent writers who were contemporaries of the various writers of the books in the Bible, no other literary work has been more scrutinized and critically examined for accuracy and precision.

This is not my opinion, but is accepted thought in the academic and archeological world, not to mention religious scholars.
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It's not accepted by Duncedale at T1B, so you have to consider that, Rooster.




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Sure, Jesus more than likely walked this earth. But that doesn’t prove heaven and hell.

Again, Softball, prove heaven and hell. You can’t yet you demand proof in other things.

Keep up the hypocrisy.
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The globe is supposedly obvious.
Why do you devote dozens of pages to arguing with someone who denies what is commonly understood to be basic reality?

Why does the issue so inflame you?


We both know the reason why.
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This is a message board, it’s what we do.

But go ahead and prove heaven and hell.
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Prove hell?

Well, you're married, right?


Hellooooo...



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I stand corrected on the total damages awarded the bakery. They come to $44,000,000!!. Wow!
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How about the damaged paid?
And why do you hate hot coffee so much?
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I don't care about hot coffee, but I do cheer when SJWs and then colleges that indoctrinate them get their ass handed to them by the court system.
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Do you care to answer the first question?
That you missed the hot coffee reference is hardly surprising.
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I’d love to answer the questions concerning hot coffee and “damaged paid” whatever that is. However, your cryptic question leaves me with no clues as to what it is that you are asking. Give me more details and I’ll cheerfully respond to you.
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My right wing dog whistle must be broken.
I was asking how much money has been paid to these poor people who got their feelings hurt and the hot coffee referred to you mouth breathing tards always bitching about people suing for stupid shit and yet when you like the outcome the courts are great. You really are a stupid POS. Do people have to explain jokes to you too?
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They don’t know how lucky they are.
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How USC Became the Most Scandal-Plagued Campus in America
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Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:38 pm

I don't know what the shape of the earth is.
Of course you don't. You don't know what shape your stupid mother fucking ass pinhead is. With all the information on the web, you might just think you could have found some credible evidence to support one fucking shape or another.
I know it is not a 25,000 miles in circumference globe.
Again, mix in a search. Unless of course you think you are the only mother fucker on the earth who can't figure out the shape of the earth.
fantastical stories don't impress me.
Yet you get up on your soap box and quote all kinds of biblical scripture as a basis for your take.
Facts and reality impress me.
Understandable. For someone who lives in a mental fog, and cannot find ANY facts anywhere to support your takes, and just post bullshit instead, since you obviously cannot handle reality or drugs.
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Mikey, you've resorted to crying baby pics? Wow, just when I thought we couldn't get any lower... :x
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Duh wrote:With all the information on the web, you might just think you could have found some credible evidence to support one fucking shape or another.

Post your proof for the globe, Duhrron.





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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:48 pm Mikey, you've resorted to crying baby pics? Wow, just when I thought we couldn't get any lower... :x
I know...I’m slipping.
Seems that old age is catching up with me.
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Softball Bat wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2019 12:23 am
Duh wrote:With all the information on the web, you might just think you could have found some credible evidence to support one fucking shape or another.

Post your proof for the globe, Duhrron.





GO...
I don't have to prove jack shit to you. Arguing with you is like a bad Monty Python skit.
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LMAO!





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Tiny still hasn’t posted an actual take.

Sad.
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Tiny is like a barking little poodle.

Funny.
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Tiny this...tiny that...so many tiny references and accusations...I feel like I'm at the Dwarf Toss Grand Nationals.
Anyone have a program?
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