THAT DOES IT. I'm posting dick pics...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:23 am

hmmmm...

some black dick for moving sale...

possibly the biggest dick of them all...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:24 am

P.S. ~ Hi, KC Scott. How are you? Hope you've been having a great summer. Later bro!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:31 am

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Sin,
Mvscal

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:32 am

America’s favourite Dick

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:34 am

England’s favourite Dick

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:26 pm

Dick Butkus
Dick Smothers
Andy Dick

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:00 pm

This is a Canadian thread. I was just trying to be polite.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:06 pm

I had an Uncle Richard, who my son is named after. He died in Vietnam when I was 5.

Wanna guess what his given middle name was?

Yup. Dick. My Sicilian grandma's two favorite actors were named Richard and Dick. So, she picked these names for him. Being an immigrant, I suspect she had no idea that one was simply a common shortening of the other.

I suspect he kept that fact secret. Can't imagine having to go through jr high being called Dick-Dick.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:33 pm

Your granny loved dick? No wonder there's so many of you.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:03 pm

Yup. Granny loved Dick. She never did get over losing him.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:14 pm

I'm cool with the Sicilians and Calabrese...I group up in a pretty "mobbed up" neighbourhood, so nobody messed with kids from my block.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:18 pm

A fella who couldn't keep his trap shut might find himself taking a long trip out to the woods...capice?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:02 am

See?
That's what it's all about.
Friendship.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:23 am

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:41 am
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:02 am See?
That's what it's all about.
Friendship.
I would colour your neighbourhood centre in a happy yellow if I could - just like XYZED!

I literally got a few of my Canadian buddies saying "Z" as opposed to "Zed". It took a lot of work, but by GOD - IT WORKED!

Do they pronounce YYZ as YYZed?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:43 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 30, 2019 3:12 am

Dueling Dicks

Do you have a favourite Dick?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 30, 2019 3:13 am

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:28 am Rush is a DOUBLE COIL BAND, DAMMIT.

Yeah, but Geddy made the right choice dumping the Ricky...

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 1:53 am

What do I win?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:08 am

Phibes' Dick surges ahead in the poles.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:04 pm

OK, Marty, you know the word 'capice', but can you pronounce it properly?

Gaaabeeeesh.

I'm having a tough time trying to picture what Anglo-Canuck-Paesan dude looks/sounds like.

I think Julian from TPBs pretty well nails it.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:08 pm

As much as I hate to admit it, "zed" makes more sense. Zee rhymes with too much shit.

But I still won't use it 'cause 'MUHRICA!!!!!

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:15 pm

p.s. - I hope Derron didn't cream himself

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 3:00 pm

This big black Dick hit a ball harder than anyone I've ever seen when playing for the White Sox. Anaheim Stadium, early '70s - dude hit a line drive that seemed to clear the pitcher's head by ~ 2 feet. Didn't actually start to rise until it was above the outfield, and left the yard in what seemed like 2 seconds. They didn't measure exit velocity then, but that thing musta been traveling 150 mph. Absolutely crushed it.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 3:23 pm

This Dick was a great guitarist. Played with Alice Cooper & Lou Reed, among others...

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 3:27 pm

And some Dicks are good for comic relief...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:20 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:15 pm

p.s. - I hope Derron didn't cream himself

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:13 pm

Perhaps the most unfortunately named Dick of all...

Dick Trickle

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:09 pm

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Thu Aug 01, 2019 3:23 pm This Dick was a great guitarist. Played with Alice Cooper & Lou Reed, among others...

RACK the Dick Wagner reference.

Throw Dick Dale on the pile...

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:02 am

This guy is actually a Dick, too. Birth name is Timothy Alan Dick.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Aug 02, 2019 4:10 am

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:42 pm
Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:13 pm Perhaps the most unfortunately named Dick of all...

Dick Trickle
You'd have to think that DT may have been one of the toughest fuckers to ever live with a name like that - and survive!

He was a red necked pussy that shot himself you fat stupid tard.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 5:09 am

This thread didn't deliver.

Sin,
Molly

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 5:29 am

I used to have a boss named Richard Hopper. He actually went by Dick.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 5:33 am

Fuck you, Dick.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 5:35 am

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:22 am

A fish named...

Slippery Dick

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:24 am

No comment necessary

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:25 am

Dick Pound

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pound

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Aug 05, 2019 2:09 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Fri Aug 02, 2019 4:48 am
I dunno about that. Ricks tend to play a whole helluva lot better than Jazz Basses. I'd trade my Jazz in on a Rick (that sounded gay, didn't it?) in a second.

Let my guy Dave explain the misery and heartache of all that is Rickenbacker...

He's not only a former Rick player himself, he's also my guitar tech (of which he's posted videos of work done on my guitars).

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Aug 05, 2019 3:00 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Aug 05, 2019 2:38 pm
Chris Squire tells this guy to get fucked, btw.

Chris Squire (but more importantly, Roger Glover) were a big reason Dave decided to play bass and join a band in the first place.
Even if you don't agree with him, watch this video where Dave explains going on tour with his brand new Rickenbacker in the 70's. If anything, it's a good laugh and you'll be able to relate a little bit...

It's all good fun, bro!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Aug 05, 2019 3:03 pm

I've pulled off Custom Shop Fenders from the wall rack at the local shops that have sounded like ass.
Yeah...I suppose it's because every ape in town has had his greasy fingers on them....