The City vs. The burbs.

[FiatLux]

You don't see mass shootings in the city.

Because we're street smart.

We identify these fucks months in advance.

And eliminate them.


These things only happen in the burbs.


Only fucked up people (mentally ill people) live in the burbs.


the truth

[FiatLux]

I forgot.

I'm the only one on this board that lives in The City

Prevleded

[smackaholic]

In most places 'street smart' means a person's ability to know when someone is trying to get over on them.

In "The Shity", it means one's ability to walk the length of The Embarcadero without getting much bum shit on one's shoes.

[smackaholic]

Am I really the first here to use "The Shity"?

Probably not, but don't recall seeing it.

[FiatLux]

I'm almost starting to feel sorry for them.

I'm tempted to pay SS's and Porky's yearly income... so, they can finally visit the most expensive city in the United States for a day.

Their yearly income would only allow them a day in San Francisco.



the truth

[Jay in Phoenix]

You don't see mass shootings in the city.

Because we're street smart.

We identify these fucks months in advance.

And eliminate them.


These things only happen in the burbs.


Only fucked up people (mentally ill people) live in the burbs.


the truth

Toolio, you deranged little knob. You're puffing your chest about your precious city (which by the way, I've been to on more than a few occasions) which is just like any other city in that it has great places, fair places and some really, really shitty places.

But the icing on your shit cake is the "Semi Charmed Life" video. You do know what that song is about, yes? No, of course not. In the words of lead singer Stephan Jenkins:

"It's a dirty, filthy song about snorting speed and getting blow jobs. It's about a time in my life when it seemed like all of my friends just sort of tapped out on speed. The song is bright and shiny on the surface, and then it just pulls you down in this lockjawed mess ... The music that I wrote for it is not intended to be bright and shiny for bright and shiny's sake. It's intended to be what the seductiveness of speed is like, represented in music. The title refers to a life that's all propped up. You know, the beautiful people who lead bright and shiny lives that on the inside are all fucked up."

Nice representation Milton. Think before you mash submit.


The truth.

[Screw_Michigan]

This is by far the worst thread to be posted in this shithole in years. Beyond 200lio's plentiful other colostomy bag drippings. Too bad we have bored mods like 88brainecells asleep at the wheel or else this board would be much more readable.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Too bad we have bored mods like 88brainecells asleep at the wheel...

He's not "asleep at the wheel", he's terrified at the thought of TROTSing (well deserved) rubbish, for fear of driving away board traffic.

Spare the rod, 88brownshirtsNaziGestapo

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Not wrecking Milton is just one of a handful of "missteps" that the admins have made over the last five or six years...

[FiatLux]

Not wrecking Milton is just one of a handful of "missteps" that the admins have made over the last five or six years...

Perk.

Can you post a picture of you with a woman that you're taller than?

That last one with you and Blondie skank was good for laughs for years.

I'd just like to see if you "stepped your game up!"

Thanks.

Your friend Moshe

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Perk.

Can you post a picture of you with a woman that you're taller than?

That last one with you and Blondie skank was good for laughs for years.

I'd just like to see if you "stepped your game up!"

Thanks.

Your friend Moshe

I already PM'ed you the heart shaped jacuzzi pics you asked for last year. You've got quite the kink, Milton. I feel like I'm your personal pornographer.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Mazeltov.

[L45B]

[FiatLux]

Perk.

Can you post a picture of you with a woman that you're taller than?

That last one with you and Blondie skank was good for laughs for years.

I'd just like to see if you "stepped your game up!"

Thanks.

Your friend Moshe

I already PM'ed you the heart shaped jacuzzi pics you asked for last year. You've got quite the kink, Milton. I feel like I'm your personal pornographer.

I have my pm box... on ignore.


But, thanks for reaching out

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Don't be mad, bro.