Faces of T1B

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:03 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:35 pm Is that some weird new breed of dog?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:46 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:03 pm

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:22 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:11 pm0:33 - Barflie

RIP (though after reading below, you may not wish for the "P")...

In the spring of 2017, mama & I were planning a vacation to Asheville, NC & Savannah, GA. At the time, Barflie was recording the radio shows Wolfman & I were doing and hosting the recordings on his server. I communicated with him often via text, phone, and email, and he was always good about returning calls & messages. I knew he lived fairly close to Asheville, so I figured we'd stop by to visit him. I tried multiple times to contact him before we left, but he didn't get back to me. I feared the worst, so I started checking the obituaries. Nothing.

Then mama did some detective work, which paid off. Unfortunately, what she found was worse than the worst I had feared. She discovered a newspaper article reporting that our interwebs fliend, Barflie, had been arrested for hosting and distributing kiddie porn. We knew his address (it was in the newspaper article), so when we were in Asheville, we went by his house. The front door appeared to have been assaulted with a battering ram. It would have been easy to enter, but we didn't. We called the local jail to see if he was being housed there; they confirmed he was and advised us when visiting hours were.

We went to the jail to visit him. We were able to spend ~10-15 minutes talking to him while he was handcuffed behind a very small bullet-proof glass window. He appeared to be a beaten-down old man who claimed to have been caught with a few "tasteful" shots of underage girls on his computer, and was somewhat optimistic that he'd be acquitted and released before long. That didn't happen. Instead, his lawyer was able to get him a series of continuances and he was transferred to another jail.

Late last year or early this year, we learned that his case had been dismissed and he was released. I tried to contact him but was unsuccessful. Some more detective work was performed, and an announcement from a funeral home in GA said that Barflie died on 30 April. It's possible that a judge dismissed his case because of his failing health, or there simply may not have been enough evidence to proceed with prosecution.

At any rate, Barflie is now among the T1B'ers who have gone down for the dirtnap.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 3:54 am

Alrighty then.

An uplifting tale, if ever I read one.

Certainly a "tasteful" obituary.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 3:56 am

Because you never know when an otherwise whimsical thread will veer off into stories of domestic abuse and kiddie pron.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:00 am

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:22 am
his server...

hosting and distributing kiddie porn.

Light has been shed as to why an old guy who never seemed too tech-savvy would have a server at home.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:01 am

Thanks. I agree that whimsy is overrated.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:10 am

Shouldn’t be long before the thread takes a political turn.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:26 am

I'm gonna remain optimistic and say that Goobs is just dead and not a fucking diddler/dealer in jail.

Despite his beach pic.

And his drinking.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:27 am

Ugly story, but thanks for sharing, Smackie.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:33 am

Dinsdale wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 3:54 am Alrighty then.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:35 am

Carson wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:26 am Despite his "tasteful" beach pic.

FTFY

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:38 am

Dinsdale wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:35 am
Carson wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:26 am Despite his ~~"tasteful" beach pic~~ Grindr ad.

FTFY

FTFTFY

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:42 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:27 am Ugly story, but thanks for sharing, Smackie.

Ugly and tasteful are just two sides of the same coin.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:49 am

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:22 am

In the spring of 2017, mama & I were planning a "vacation" to Asheville, NC & Savannah, GA.

Ah yeah, a "vacation". That's right... a vacation ( grab the stash).

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:22 amThen mama did some detective work, which paid off.

And keep ya'll out of jail.

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:22 amWe went to the jail to visit him.

Made sure he wiped the hard drive...

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:22 amLate last year or early this year... a funeral home

He was Epstein'd by Jerry and Janis... on "vacation".

Enough already !

Just STOP !

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:31 am

The former Mrs Rumps (:55 mark) is trying her best to get back with me. She fucked up and she knows she fucked up. I’m still slaying pussy left and right. Settling down isn’t in my vocabulary right now.

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Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:13 pm

Go Coogs' wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:31 am The former Mrs Rumps (:55 mark) is trying her best to get back with me. She fucked up and she knows she fucked up. I’m still slaying pussy left and right. Settling down isn’t in my vocabulary right now.

Good for you, Rumps.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:14 pm

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:22 am
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:11 pm0:33 - Barflie
RIP (though after reading below, you may not wish for the "P")...

In the spring of 2017, mama & I were planning a vacation to Asheville, NC & Savannah, GA. At the time, Barflie was recording the radio shows Wolfman & I were doing and hosting the recordings on his server. I communicated with him often via text, phone, and email, and he was always good about returning calls & messages. I knew he lived fairly close to Asheville, so I figured we'd stop by to visit him. I tried multiple times to contact him before we left, but he didn't get back to me. I feared the worst, so I started checking the obituaries. Nothing.

Then mama did some detective work, which paid off. Unfortunately, what she found was worse than the worst I had feared. She discovered a newspaper article reporting that our interwebs fliend, Barflie, had been arrested for hosting and distributing kiddie porn. We knew his address (it was in the newspaper article), so when we were in Asheville, we went by his house. The front door appeared to have been assaulted with a battering ram. It would have been easy to enter, but we didn't. We called the local jail to see if he was being housed there; they confirmed he was and advised us when visiting hours were.

We went to the jail to visit him. We were able to spend ~10-15 minutes talking to him while he was handcuffed behind a very small bullet-proof glass window. He appeared to be a beaten-down old man who claimed to have been caught with a few "tasteful" shots of underage girls on his computer, and was somewhat optimistic that he'd be acquitted and released before long. That didn't happen. Instead, his lawyer was able to get him a series of continuances and he was transferred to another jail.

Late last year or early this year, we learned that his case had been dismissed and he was released. I tried to contact him but was unsuccessful. Some more detective work was performed, and an announcement from a funeral home in GA said that Barflie died on 30 April. It's possible that a judge dismissed his case because of his failing health, or there simply may not have been enough evidence to proceed with prosecution.

At any rate, Barflie is now among the T1B'ers who have gone down for the dirtnap.

HO-LEE-FUK

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:00 pm

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:22 amIn the spring of 2017, mama & I were planning a vacation to Asheville, NC & Savannah, GA. At the time, Barflie was recording the radio shows Wolfman & I were doing and hosting the recordings on his server. I communicated with him often via text, phone, and email, and he was always good about returning calls & messages. I knew he lived fairly close to Asheville, so I figured we'd stop by to visit him. I tried multiple times to contact him before we left, but he didn't get back to me. I feared the worst, so I started checking the obituaries. Nothing.

Then mama did some detective work, which paid off. Unfortunately, what she found was worse than the worst I had feared. She discovered a newspaper article reporting that our interwebs fliend, Barflie, had been arrested for hosting and distributing kiddie porn. We knew his address (it was in the newspaper article), so when we were in Asheville, we went by his house. The front door appeared to have been assaulted with a battering ram. It would have been easy to enter, but we didn't. We called the local jail to see if he was being housed there; they confirmed he was and advised us when visiting hours were.

We went to the jail to visit him. We were able to spend ~10-15 minutes talking to him while he was handcuffed behind a very small bullet-proof glass window. He appeared to be a beaten-down old man who claimed to have been caught with a few "tasteful" shots of underage girls on his computer, and was somewhat optimistic that he'd be acquitted and released before long. That didn't happen. Instead, his lawyer was able to get him a series of continuances and he was transferred to another jail.

Late last year or early this year, we learned that his case had been dismissed and he was released. I tried to contact him but was unsuccessful. Some more detective work was performed, and an announcement from a funeral home in GA said that Barflie died on 30 April. It's possible that a judge dismissed his case because of his failing health, or there simply may not have been enough evidence to proceed with prosecution.

At any rate, Barflie is now among the T1B'ers who have gone down for the dirtnap.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:00 pm

I cannot confirm or deny if I have ever met a troll for a jail visit.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:11 pm

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:52 pm
Also, I received an email from Pickle, as follows:

Ask them WHY Stanley Pickle isn't in faces of T1B???

Also.....as a Madison WI.... I saw Goober Obit in the paper.

No more bourbon for Goobs.

Tell him to prove it.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:00 pm

who claimed to have been caught with a few "tasteful" shots of underage girls on his computer

I can't imagine there is such a thing, but maybe you pedos here can weigh in...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:36 pm

Left Seater wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:00 pm I can't imagine there is such a thing...

There isn't.
That was just Barflie trying to rationalise his predicament and Smackie being delicate.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:55 am

Rumps wrote:The former Mrs Rumps (:55 mark) is trying her best to get back with me. She fucked up and she knows she fucked up

Why?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:09 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:55 am
Rumps wrote:The former Mrs Rumps (:55 mark) is trying her best to get back with me. She fucked up and she knows she fucked up
Why?

I can't tell if your just inquiring or if you're insulting him...

:|

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:09 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:36 pm
Left Seater wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:00 pm I can't imagine there is such a thing...
There isn't.
That was just Barflie trying to rationalise his predicament and Smackie being delicate.

“Tasteful” means just outside the legal definition of child porn, probably. I have have seen some of that stuff in discovery packets and it is anything but tasteful.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:10 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:55 am
Rumps wrote:The former Mrs Rumps (:55 mark) is trying her best to get back with me. She fucked up and she knows she fucked up
Why?

Because Rumps makes decent coin by working hard, and she's a lazy whore.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:13 am

Dinsdale wrote: ↑Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:10 am
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:55 am
Rumps wrote:The former Mrs Rumps (:55 mark) is trying her best to get back with me. She fucked up and she knows she fucked up
Why?

Because Rumps makes decent coin by working hard, and she's a lazy whore.

But she's got nice boobs, so she's got a shot.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:32 am

None of us really "knew" Barflie. It is a sickness. I thought I knew a guy back in Cortland NY and he is in jail for the same thing. I see this being repeated over and over. Sad.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:33 am

I don’t know you.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:57 am

Do you know who the hell I am?

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:24 am

Have Jerry and Janis... visited Madison, lately ?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:19 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:09 am
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:55 am
Rumps wrote:The former Mrs Rumps (:55 mark) is trying her best to get back with me. She fucked up and she knows she fucked up
Why?
I can't tell if your just inquiring or if you're insulting him...

:|

It was actually both.

:)

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:42 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:33 pm I’ll never understand anyone being fascinated by kids. No sympathy at all for that shit.

Mvspedo will be by anytime now in 3, 2, 1....

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:46 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:42 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:33 pm I’ll never understand anyone being fascinated by kids. No sympathy at all for that shit.
Mvspedo will be by anytime now in 3, 2, 1....

If you look at most of your posts in various threads over the last week, all you can do is recite homosexual themes, talk about dudes sucking dick and other perv shit. Maybe stop jerking off in your moms basement and get out and see the world.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:54 pm

Derron wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:46 pm If you look at most of your posts in various threads over the last week, all you can do is recite homosexual themes, talk about dudes sucking dick and other perv shit. Maybe stop jerking off in your moms basement and get out and see the world.

Holy fukk, project much? You're the one who posts about homosexual domination and porking guys up the poop chute.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:49 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:54 pm
Derron wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:46 pm If you look at most of your posts in various threads over the last week, all you can do is recite homosexual themes, talk about dudes sucking dick and other perv shit. Maybe stop jerking off in your moms basement and get out and see the world.
Holy fukk, project much? You're the one who posts about homosexual domination and porking guys up the poop chute.

Now you are getting into domination..you are one sick fuck.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:57 am

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:54 pm You're the one who posts about homosexual domination and porking guys up the poop chute.

Derron wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:49 pm Now you are getting into domination..you are one sick fuck.

If either of you guys gets a PM from Smackie inquiring into storage space on a server...you should politely decline.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:26 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:57 amIf either of you guys gets a PM from Smackie inquiring into storage space on a server...you should politely decline.

Thanks for fucking up my two best leads. :x

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:14 am

Attorney client privilege does not extend to criminal activity so I’m out.